Elephant trunk or tuxedo?

Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10 03/12/2012

Which one of those would entertain my girlfriend more?

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Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
roskat , Hallmar82 , SparklyGlitter , Rawhide , Deleted25 , Kithara , Djiffy , Zombirella , Allstars316 , unfulfilled , Curiouscat , calliope , Alyxx , ellejay , Jon S , True Pleasures , humblepie , Secret Pleasure , Peaches2000 , Incendiaire , Stagger13 , deltalima , SecretKinksters , PropertyOfPotter , Meido , dawnkye , SMichelle , sexytileena / absolutely love sex , ashboo32 , Kirill1171 , hotinpink , nosrslylol
32  (34%)
BlooJay , megan1987 , Missmarc , Rossie , SexyRayne , pinkcupcakes , ksparkles16 , A.Mari , Bignuf , Lady Bear , GONE! , ECU Pirate , Trepier , cottonxcandy , DeliciousSurprise , Beck , Nora , sktb0007 , padmeamidala , Kdlips , aliceinthehole , Kitka , Undead , Ms. N , BiJess , LavenderSkies , comatose-kitty , dv8 , ghalik , mistre$$ , DiamondKoala , Stinkytofu10 , GS500 , griffonc , GirlOnGirl , darthkitt3n , xocoraxo , Martiniman , Cosmonaut , hhh , Jax Jackson , evie.amor , higs , ginnyluvspotter , souviet , ChubbyNerd , Airen Wolf , kandy anjel , Dustin LaBorde , Firemenlafd2
50  (54%)
DreamWolf , KyotoAngel , married with children , CoffeeCup , SadoMas , potstickers , sexxxkitten , mpfm , Elnoa , zombiegirl2013 , surreptitious
11  (12%)
Total votes: 93
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BlooJay BlooJay
The elephant is definitely funnier.
03/12/2012
Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
Definitely the elephant!
03/12/2012
DreamWolf DreamWolf
If you really wanna make her laugh then Elephant!

But to tell the truth I would keep on laughing if I saw any of them on my Master, so I just voted for other, because the whole idea just doesn't appeal to me... ^^
03/12/2012
SexyRayne SexyRayne
Its funny
03/12/2012
wetone123 wetone123
Depends on what you mean by entertaining. That elephant is really funny but not sexy at all!
03/12/2012
roskat roskat
I hope I never have to see the elephant one irl.
03/12/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
It depends on if by entertain you mean laughing so hard she can barely breathe and unable to fuck....or thinking you're adorable and stripping said item off so she can play with you.

I know if I saw my man walk in in that elephant one I'd be laughing so much I'd tear up and have to leave the room to regain any level of human functioning back.
03/12/2012
Hallmar82 Hallmar82
The elephant doesn't exactly make me think of "sexy" but funny - and that's probably not what you want.
03/12/2012
ksparkles16 ksparkles16
the elephant looks cool but funny to me
03/12/2012
married with children married with children
I would get him some of those silk pants they just added to the site. Those would be a great gift.
03/14/2012
SparklyGlitter SparklyGlitter
i think the tux is classy, that want i would want to see
03/14/2012
Beck Beck
If you need some ball room don't get the tuxedo!
03/14/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
Either way, I suspect she will be surprised..ha, ha.
03/14/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
If you need some ball room don't get the tuxedo!
Then he can go to the BALLROOM dance?
03/14/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by SparklyGlitter
i think the tux is classy, that want i would want to see
I would want MY guy in that better then an elephant trunk..no doubt. However, elephant wear would make me laugh.
03/14/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by married with children
I would get him some of those silk pants they just added to the site. Those would be a great gift.
Silk is SO hot. We both got GORGEOUS silk PJ's....my oh my, you ROAST in that stuff.
03/14/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by ksparkles16
the elephant looks cool but funny to me
I might be laughing too hard to help him "raise his trunk".
03/14/2012
Rawhide Rawhide
Go for the tux. Entertaining but still sexy. The elephant is funny, but not sexy funny.
03/14/2012
Lady Bear Lady Bear
I wanna kiss that elephant right on the nose hes so cute!
03/15/2012
ECU Pirate ECU Pirate
elephant!
03/15/2012
CoffeeCup CoffeeCup
just put a gift bow on it
03/15/2012
Trepier Trepier
The elephant if you are going for a laugh by far.
03/15/2012
cottonxcandy cottonxcandy
The elephant
03/15/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
The elephant is funny but I like the tuxedo better
03/15/2012
Allstars316 Allstars316
I love my tuxedo ones!!
03/15/2012
sktb0007 sktb0007
I like the tuxedo ones more, but if you're looking to entertain, I'd definitely say elephant trunk!
03/15/2012
padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
The elephant one!
03/15/2012
unfulfilled unfulfilled
If you want to make her laugh by enertaining her the elephant trunks, but I like the idea of the tuxedo better.
03/15/2012
Kdlips Kdlips
the elephant
03/15/2012
calliope calliope
Tuxedo class it up lol.
03/15/2012
JessCee JessCee
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
Depends on what you mean by entertaining. That elephant is really funny but not sexy at all!
EXACTLY what I was going to say....

It really depends on what kind of "entertaining" you mean. If you want her laughing uncontrollably at your junk, then the elephant is the winner, no doubt!

If you're looking for funny, but not so funny it can't be sexy, then tuxedo is what I'd go with, LOL.
03/15/2012
CindyH CindyH
LIKE ELEPHANT ONE
03/15/2012
Undead Undead
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
elephant
03/15/2012
Alyxx Alyxx
The elephant is cute and funny, but I like the tux much better.
03/16/2012
mistre$$ mistre$$
Elephant would make her laugh, so it would definitely be entertaining.
04/04/2012
DiamondKoala DiamondKoala
Clearly it's the elephant. It's just awesome and more creative.
04/04/2012
GS500 GS500
elephant
04/04/2012
True Pleasures True Pleasures
If you have to choose between the two, get the tuxedo. I can't stand to look at the elephant.
04/10/2012
griffonc griffonc
Elephant lol its so cool.
04/12/2012
GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
elephant
04/12/2012
sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
I'm not sure...
04/12/2012
zombiegirl2013 zombiegirl2013
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
Depends on what you mean by entertaining. That elephant is really funny but not sexy at all!
same!
01/06/2013
xocoraxo xocoraxo
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
I'm adding both to my wishlist to purchase for my husband because BOTH are HOT and funny.

Taboo Whispers
01/06/2013
Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
Elephant squeaker g-string
03/04/2013
Meido Meido
The elephant is hilarious!
03/04/2013
dawnkye dawnkye
Hahaha. I love the tuxedo briefs! Very fahncy.
03/04/2013
surreptitious surreptitious
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
I find that those cater to really different senses of humor.
03/04/2013
souviet souviet
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
elephant.
03/04/2013
sexytileena / absolutely love sex sexytileena / absolutely love sex
Tuxedo theme brief
03/05/2013
ashboo32 ashboo32
tuxedo theme brief
03/05/2013
kandy anjel kandy anjel
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
elephant is hotter
03/05/2013
Kirill1171 Kirill1171
Tuxedo theme brief
03/05/2013
hotinpink hotinpink
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
Tux
03/05/2013
Dustin LaBorde Dustin LaBorde
Elephant squeaker g-string
03/05/2013
Firemenlafd2 Firemenlafd2
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
I want to give her a surprise, which one of those should I get?
elephant
03/05/2013
nosrslylol nosrslylol
I like the tuxedo thing better, but the other one would be more.... surprising, to say the least.
03/05/2013
Total posts: 57
Unique posters: 53