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Gary Gary
I was just browsing through an adult entertainment periodical, and happened upon something that seemed pretty cool. I am huge fan of the Fleshlight, it is just friggin’ awesome! If I had the ability to travel back in time to give the 12 year old version of myself an edge on the next 20 years, I would explain to myself/him how easy it is to make your own wine, and I would give him a Fleshlight and a few dozen replacement sleeves. As for the rest… well, I learned very important lessons from all of terrible mistakes I have made, and all of the crazy trouble that I have gotten myself into, and I wouldn’t change any of that stuff!

Anyway, now that I have gotten way way off topic, and you are wondering what the hell my point is… I guess I will get on with it. Fleshlight is releasing new Fleshlight brand lubes! They are all water based, and there is a regular, a cooling lube, and a warming lube. I am stoked about this very much. I don’t really have any complaints about my Fleshlight experience, but variety is awesome. Hmm, it’s pretty hot out today so… I think I will use the cooling lube with the STU Mouth.

On a side note, whenever I am bored and on Twitter (which is generally the only time I am on Twitter, unless I am on the bus), I have been sending Fleshlight tweets, offering new product ideas, and even retweeting there important news (I also do this with Prong – one of my favorite bands). My two biggest things on the ‘Fleshlight should do list’ are: manufacture the Alien Fleshlight (and preferably in green, but the blue in the pictures is still pretty cool), and make the Fleshlight Ninja.

The Ninja would be a product line where all of the cases would be either regular black, or a less glossy black, and the sleeves would all be a velvety looking black. The penetrative hole could be in the shape of various throwing stars, you could really have fun with this idea. I think they should do it!

So, yeah… new Fleshlight lube. Hot and Cold! I am very excited.
07/20/2009
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Gary Gary
Yeah, I get sidetracked pretty easily.
07/20/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I was just browsing through an adult entertainment periodical, and happened upon something that seemed pretty cool. I am huge fan of the Fleshlight, it is just friggin’ awesome! If I had the ability to travel back in time to give the 12 year old ...
The Fleshlight Ninja idea makes me wish I had a penis.

I'd be interested to know how these Fleshlight lubes differ from other regular, cooling, and warming lubes. I assume they are designed with sleeve use in mind, but what that will mean?
07/20/2009
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I was just browsing through an adult entertainment periodical, and happened upon something that seemed pretty cool. I am huge fan of the Fleshlight, it is just friggin’ awesome! If I had the ability to travel back in time to give the 12 year old ...
Oh my god, the Ninja line idea is awesome!
07/20/2009
Valyn Valyn
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I was just browsing through an adult entertainment periodical, and happened upon something that seemed pretty cool. I am huge fan of the Fleshlight, it is just friggin’ awesome! If I had the ability to travel back in time to give the 12 year old ...
Fleshlight Ninja?! Totally! I'd SO get one of those for my boyfriend! .. (With a little ninja plushie or plushie ninja stars) =D
07/21/2009
Valyn Valyn
Actually... They should make Fleshlight-sabers too! Clear-ish flesh, with a glowy light!

Or.. the Fleshlight Pistol! rofl.

FleshLamp, with a sturdy base!

Wow.. I would have SO much fun as a Fleshlight designer!
07/21/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
I just want a Fleshlight that isn't as heavy and awkward as a car.
07/21/2009
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