Would you buy lube by the gallon?

Contributor: CS2012 CS2012
I would only if the price was right and if it was a lube I loved.
03/12/2011
Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I wouldn't buy a whole gallon of lube. I don't think I'd be able to use it all before it expired.
03/13/2011
Contributor: ShadowKitten ShadowKitten
I'd prefer a 2L pump top of Wet Light water-based, I use PLENTY of that but the largest I've found is 553ml which is only about 3-4 months worth for me at about 28 bucks, cheaper than the small bottles I used to buy for 8.99 each though!
03/13/2011
Contributor: Eliza Eliza
Hahaha, I think this is hilarious, and I don't think I would ever be able to take myself seriously again. Also, because I live in a dorm, it would be awkward bringing that to and from school each academic term. XD
03/13/2011
Contributor: I'll Miss You EF :( I'll Miss You EF :(
I'd buy a gallon of pink water lube in a heartbeat!
03/13/2011
Contributor: Dame Dame
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I'm really, really torn on that honestly. I mean, it would obviously have to be one that I knew I liked. But at the same time, I change my hair color a lot for a reason, I get bored with things easily. I can't imagine what I would do with ... more
This! For me, half the fun is finding a new lube to try one the bottle gets on the empty side. I can think of a few fun things to do with all that lube... but I would feel guilty about buying other lubes to try out and have fun with if I had all of that at home.
03/13/2011
Contributor: kcordie kcordie
wouldn't it go bad?
... does lube expire?
03/13/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
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Originally posted by kcordie
wouldn't it go bad?
... does lube expire?
Yes, lubricant expires; it usually has about a 2-3 year lifespan.

Some lubricants do not have a listed expiration date, but you should throw those out when they begin to look/smell questionable.
03/14/2011
Contributor: lucymalfoy lucymalfoy
I would consider it if it did come with the pump top.
03/14/2011
Contributor: rdytogo rdytogo
I think we could use it before the shelf life expired, but I don't think that we would want it just for storage purposes. It would be good if it came with a pump, or even better if it came with a smaller bottle that had a pump and funnel to refill it.
03/14/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
That's so funny, Dwtim. You should do it!!
Heheh... you could always pump some into a smaller bottle if you're not so into the big momma.
03/14/2011
Contributor: moonch1ld moonch1ld
Probably not. That's a whole lot of lube. Maybe if it was ridiculously cheap though like $2. I guess it would be reasonable for a lube wrestling match though.
03/14/2011
Contributor: ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


On Facebook today there is a post from ID Him, showing a gallon jug of lube. I asked them if it came with a pump top and what the shelf life is. They answered that it does have a pump top and the product life is three years.

I am ... more
Doesn't it ever expire or get nasty? I don't think I would use it in time.
03/14/2011
Contributor: cobiffle cobiffle
No way, that is way to much lubrication.
03/14/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by ichwillwaffels
Doesn't it ever expire or get nasty? I don't think I would use it in time.
They say it has a three year shelf life. Hopefully you get it just after it is made, not one that has been sitting for a year or two.
03/14/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by cobiffle
No way, that is way to much lubrication.
I do not believe you can have to much lube. But I agree it is a LOT of lube to have sitting around.
03/14/2011
Contributor: Anniboop Anniboop
Not even possibly going to happen. I dont use lube. I am lucky enough to produce enough of my own natural lubrication. Haha
03/17/2011
Contributor: darkkitty darkkitty
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


On Facebook today there is a post from ID Him, showing a gallon jug of lube. I asked them if it came with a pump top and what the shelf life is. They answered that it does have a pump top and the product life is three years.

I am ... more
It would go bad before I used it all up!
03/17/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
Lol, I wouldn't buy lube by the gallon. Even with a long shelf-life, I feel it would go bad... And I get finicky and like to change things up for no reason too.
03/19/2011
Contributor: hornypoet69 hornypoet69
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Originally posted by liilii080
Only if I was using it for a lube slip and slide! It would go bad before I could even think about using it all.
This sounds like a crazy amount of fun. Lets make this happen.
03/21/2011
Contributor: bunny love bunny love
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
If you go to there web site you can get a free sample.

I still don't know if I would buy a whole gallon or not. It would save some money over the long term but I do not think I could use it all before it expired. Of course If I had this ... more
Oo, awesome! Thanks for letting me know!
03/22/2011
Contributor: callsignhusker callsignhusker
I would be worried I would stop likeing it besides, it could get gross after awhile..
03/23/2011
Contributor: *Huxley* *Huxley*
Egh, I think it would go to waste. But if it was cost effective, then yes I would do it.
03/24/2011
Contributor: jankit jankit
Okay, I would be working on more than my sexual satisfaction with that bottle of lube. I would be rigging together the world's longest slip-and-slide and inviting all of my friends. And many lubes are reactivated by water... can you even imagine how fantastic this would be?
03/30/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by jankit
Okay, I would be working on more than my sexual satisfaction with that bottle of lube. I would be rigging together the world's longest slip-and-slide and inviting all of my friends. And many lubes are reactivated by water... can you even imagine ... more
Yup, sure can. I think it was done in one of the Jackass movies, I think it would be a hoot.
03/30/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
While I don't think it's crazy, I don't use lube often enough to warrant the purchase.
03/30/2011
Contributor: Rainbow Boy Rainbow Boy
Maybe if Sliquid offered some of their lubes in half-gallon bottles with pumps, I'd totally buy it.
03/30/2011
Contributor: SamsDelight SamsDelight
Oh I just could not imagine explaining this one to the movers.
04/05/2011
Contributor: Willis2011 Willis2011
It takes me forever to go through lube
04/07/2011
Contributor: Upskirt Upskirt
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I'm really, really torn on that honestly. I mean, it would obviously have to be one that I knew I liked. But at the same time, I change my hair color a lot for a reason, I get bored with things easily. I can't imagine what I would do with ... more
Use it to lube up the slip n slide!
04/08/2011