Men: If you could POUND just one, which would you choose?

B8trDude B8trDude
If you could only have one of these, which would you want?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Fleshlight
15  (20%)
Fuck me silly mega masturbator
36  (48%)
Pocket pussy
1  (1%)
Realistic vagina
7  (9%)
Sex doll
4  (5%)
Tenga Flip Hole
12  (16%)
Total votes: 75
Poll is closed
06/08/2011
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Sir Sir
A sex doll. I assume you mean the real-feeling ones, right? Not the blow-up dolls? Yes, a sex doll would be good enough. If I could make her cook and clean, then I wouldn't need a human.
06/08/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
A sex doll. I assume you mean the real-feeling ones, right? Not the blow-up dolls? Yes, a sex doll would be good enough. If I could make her cook and clean, then I wouldn't need a human.
I actually meant blow-up dolls as EF doesn't cary the real-feeling ones. But if they had one that could cook and clean to, I might vote for that
06/08/2011
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
I actually meant blow-up dolls as EF doesn't cary the real-feeling ones. But if they had one that could cook and clean to, I might vote for that
Well, no blow-up dolls for me. I'd rather have a fleshlight or realistic vulva/vagina than that.
06/08/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Well, Fuck Me Silly of cource! I want...no need, the #2 bad. Not like I will die with out it but I would be one happy camper.
06/08/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
We think alike
06/08/2011
married with children married with children
I would go with the mega masturbator. looks the most interesting.
06/08/2011
ajwonder ajwonder
The mega masturbator of course... but it is wayyyy out of my price range.
06/09/2011
big b big b
never saw one ,but any thing with mega in the name cant be bad.the fuck me silly part well
06/10/2011
Ghost Ghost
Anything that is realistic just creeps me out a little.
06/11/2011
dv8 dv8
I'd go with the Fleshlight Avatar (alien) model or a Real Doll.
06/28/2011
The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
Tenga Flip Hole for me!
06/28/2011
Nipplopulous Nipplopulous
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
If you could only have one of these, which would you want?
I now need to go and check out the Fuck me silly mega masturbator
06/29/2011
RonLee RonLee
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
Anything that is realistic just creeps me out a little.
I agree!
07/01/2011
asandahl asandahl
All fake pussy is great!
04/17/2012
Clubbinseals Clubbinseals
fuck me silly one
04/17/2012
michael scofield michael scofield
i have the fuck me silly fleshlight and tenga. the fuck me silly is the best one
04/26/2012
Research Research
Where in hell would I hide a limbless torso? The design of the mega masturbator 1 and 2 seem very different, is there much difference in function? The 1 appeals to me more but it's more expensive and looks smaller.
04/26/2012
Istanbull Istanbull
I'd rather have a Realdoll.
04/27/2012
CindyH CindyH
Fuck me silly mega masturbator
05/06/2012
mmmmm mmmmm
fuck me silly
05/06/2012
asandahl asandahl
i like showing women in person while i fuck them
05/20/2012
Allstars316 Allstars316
fuck me silly masturbator!!!
05/20/2012
twoods89 twoods89
Fuck me silly masturbator...but for the money you can't go wrong with a fleshlight
05/21/2012
Sauceboss Sauceboss
fuck me silly mega i guess
05/22/2012
digit88 digit88
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
If you could only have one of these, which would you want?
that one
06/05/2012
lulz lulz
20 LBS OF ASS AND PUSSY
06/23/2012
SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
The mega! It just looks fun!
06/23/2012
FlashFuchsia FlashFuchsia
I'd go with that giant full-body $400 mega masturbator!
04/29/2013
elrique elrique
Quote:
Originally posted by FlashFuchsia
I'd go with that giant full-body $400 mega masturbator!
yeah, if only i could justify that cost.
05/04/2013
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Unique posters: 28