What is the weirdest thing you have masturbated with ?

captainsgirl captainsgirl
what is the strangest thing you have ever masturbated with?
04/05/2013
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captainsgirl captainsgirl
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Originally posted by captainsgirl
what is the strangest thing you have ever masturbated with?
When I was very young (not sure of exact age) I used a drill.lol (dont ask)
04/05/2013
ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
When I was younger I used one of those Neutrogena Wave things. It vibrated, and that's what I wanted.
04/07/2013
Eugler Eugler
I have made a lot of weird things, but I think the weirdest was a 1'' bullet capsule misused as an anal dildo.
Don't ask, too!

BTW: did anyone have the harry potter nimbus 2000 vibrating broom?
04/08/2013
Pastafariette Pastafariette
I once used the handle to a hairbrush. I forget how old I was at the time.
05/07/2013
VeganChick (is Gone) VeganChick (is Gone)
I once had a dream that I masturbated with a spatula, the one that you go around bowls with to get the excess. When I woke up I made it a reality.
05/07/2013
blondie blondie
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Originally posted by Pastafariette
I once used the handle to a hairbrush. I forget how old I was at the time.
I did too when I was about 16
05/08/2013
kadelette kadelette
An LED-light-up drumstick from Disneyland >>;
05/08/2013
bratcat bratcat
when i was young i would use an old electric toothbrush, and that was really it.
05/08/2013
twelve13 twelve13
Chapstick container.
05/08/2013
JinxPinx JinxPinx
Considering I didn't have any official toys until not too long ago, I had used a bunch of randomness basically whatever around that was even remotely phallic.. or had enough vibration. Embarassing but gotta do what you gotta do!
05/09/2013
misskat misskat
Hairbrush handle too! And various other things...I also loved my removable shower head. Still do.
05/09/2013
Trysexual Trysexual
hmm. I might have to think on this one. A plastic bag with lube in it tucked within towels.
05/09/2013
Eugler Eugler
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Originally posted by Trysexual
hmm. I might have to think on this one. A plastic bag with lube in it tucked within towels.
I know this as the homemade fleshlight.

I tried it once, but I found it not that satisfying
05/13/2013
snowminx snowminx
This water/ice thing that you stick in the freezer to put in water bottles
05/21/2013
ICEE ICEE
hand held shower head, handle to a razor, old electric toothbrush
05/29/2013
Mrs.Hellzapoppin Mrs.Hellzapoppin
Hairbrush handles and oversized Crayola markers.
05/29/2013
srexom srexom
spaghetti
05/29/2013
mdnght mdnght
CPAP machine tubing. I had sleep apnea (my throat would close partially while I slept, causing me to stir during the night and never reach REM sleep), and this little machine would blow air up a tube, through a mask on my face, and into my nose to make my throat stay open when I was asleep! The tubing wasn't very big (or very effective) but I was about 16 at the time, and I was really horny! XD
05/29/2013
MagneticDuke MagneticDuke
I once made a little something for myself out of a shampoo bottle and a damaged rubber cleaning glove. Better than the hand, but not be much.
07/07/2013
wicked48 wicked48
Old electric toothbrush.
07/07/2013
SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Cheap electric toothbrush, also the handle of a hair brush.
07/07/2013
Layenna Layenna
A knot in a slightly twisty tree.
10/02/2013
pinkbeckie pinkbeckie
Hahaha! I love this topic! I would have to say for me it was shower head- like the handheld ones
10/03/2013
Tightgirl2013 Tightgirl2013
Candlestick
10/03/2013
Eugler Eugler
I remember blowing up three air balloons and putting them into a flowerpot. Yes, it worked but it was a little to weird to use it more than once.
10/09/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Eugler
I remember blowing up three air balloons and putting them into a flowerpot. Yes, it worked but it was a little to weird to use it more than once.
God, I am sooo boring, all I used was my finger on my clit, lol! Eugler, you are innovative!
10/09/2013
samty samty
cant remember orgasam but rolling over a yoga ball can be fun
10/09/2013
fly1212 fly1212
Girlfriend's/wife's panties, some might think that's wierd I guess
10/09/2013
CinnamonNights CinnamonNights
I guess for me the strangest would tie between: A mallet from a little at home whack-a-mole game, A paper towel roll holder, and a back scrubbing brush you use for showering
10/09/2013
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