Would You Masturbate With This?

Weel na... having come from a long line o' Scotsmen, and there may or no been a sheep-shagger amongst the lot, I would still have ta say "Nay!" on this. It has been a novelty gag gift for years on end, and is intended as a 'novelty' as evidenced by the 'cheap' plastic blow-up quality it is. I have YET to ever see a life-like mold quality sex toy designed around a sheep. And even if there were, I wouldna be interested in the least. Even if it were life-size, there would be no way to fit its back legs down in my wellies, and push its nose down towards the water o the stream, and have it push back to get a good rhythm going for a good shag. Errr, um... I mean, so I've been told or read about, that is. Just kidding. I've always preferred my partners to be human, female, and entirely willing... in that order.