would you pay $200 for the realtouch masturbator?

Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Well, this contraption just arrived today (as I was walking out the door). All I can say right now is that it is BIG and HEAVY. It also has a lot of instructions. It may take me a while to review it simply because it appears to be so big and will require a lot of "product testing" - I've got to make sure I can have a good amount of "quality time" with it in order to give a good review My first impression is that it makes Fleshlights look and feel SMALL.
09/21/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by B8trDude
Well, this contraption just arrived today (as I was walking out the door). All I can say right now is that it is BIG and HEAVY. It also has a lot of instructions. It may take me a while to review it simply because it appears to be so big and will ... more
Wow, really? I would never have guessed it was that big. Hope you have fun with it, and I look forward to seeing your review.
09/21/2011
Contributor: mcl272 mcl272
you could get the 'real' thing for alot cheaper!
09/21/2011
Contributor: Mark43 Mark43
Thats a little too many moving parts...
09/23/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
I have absolutely no use for this, but I can't wait to see the reviews on this one!!
09/23/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
I'm getting some queries about my experience with this (only had two "test runs" so far). Right now, I've got mixed feelings about it - I'll see if I can put a rush on the review as there is so much interest.
09/23/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I don't have a cock, but even if I did I wouldn't spend $200 on that.
BUT I would spend $300 and $400 on one or both of the Fuck Me Silly ones! They look friggin' amazing.
09/24/2011
Contributor: TexasFire TexasFire
I was tempted, but that price is kinda high. Maybe if it could work with any video porn. Probably just specially-encoded ones. Still seems weird, since I can get the real thing at home. Doubt the Mrs. would approve, LOL.
09/28/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
No way
09/28/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
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Originally posted by married with children
yes, from everything I have seen written about it, it only works with the encoded porn.
Not only that from everything I read you also have to have an active internet connection so it can "call home" each time. I don't like the idea of my masturbation being tied to a DRM. For example what happens if the company goes under and can't connect to their server any more, its useless now.

I would pay if it had on offline mode.
09/29/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by namelesschaos
Not only that from everything I read you also have to have an active internet connection so it can "call home" each time. I don't like the idea of my masturbation being tied to a DRM. For example what happens if the company goes under ... more
That's a very good point.
09/29/2011
Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
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Originally posted by namelesschaos
Not only that from everything I read you also have to have an active internet connection so it can "call home" each time. I don't like the idea of my masturbation being tied to a DRM. For example what happens if the company goes under ... more
Huh. That seems a bit weird. Good catch.
09/29/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Well, I've just posted a review - link. The more I've used it, the less I like it.
09/30/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
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Originally posted by B8trDude
Well, I've just posted a review - link. The more I've used it, the less I like it.
So even if it did have an offline mode it would still suck, good to know.
09/30/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
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Originally posted by namelesschaos
So even if it did have an offline mode it would still suck, good to know.
Yeah, it would. Also, it does suck but not in a good way
09/30/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Gotta say I have so many better things to do with 200 dollars....
09/30/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
The treadmill design looks very interesting and new! I've got it wishlisted, but for that kind of money it might be some time until it's bought.
11/05/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
I'm single, and don't have a use for it. I'm not a big fan of the fact that you have to pay/be connected to the internet to use it. I think there should be some choice of functions that you can program, and play in order.
11/08/2011
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
after reading the initial reviews, I don't think it's worth it.
11/20/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I'm really not interested in it.
11/21/2011
Contributor: GRRRRR GRRRRR
If I was rich...
12/03/2011
Contributor: batcranker batcranker
Cant wait to try this one out.
12/08/2011
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
I wanna get one sooner or later for my Master, though when I mentioned it He didn't like the idea (He isn't into toys for Himself), but I still think it would be great if He ever wants to try it...
02/10/2012
Contributor: Undead Undead
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Originally posted by married with children
I saw that eden now carries the real touch masturbation sleeve. Just wondering how many people plan on getting one, or has one now. If you have one how does it feel compared to other sleeves on the market you have tried?
no probably not
02/10/2012
Contributor: te te
I think I will stay with my fleshlight for the time being.
02/11/2012
Contributor: Puss in Boots Puss in Boots
I'm not sure I'd pay $200 for *any* toy.
02/11/2012
Contributor: Kitt Katt Kitt Katt
No way, hubby has ZERO interest in the Real Touch.
02/11/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
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Originally posted by married with children
I saw that eden now carries the real touch masturbation sleeve. Just wondering how many people plan on getting one, or has one now. If you have one how does it feel compared to other sleeves on the market you have tried?
No way.
02/11/2012
Contributor: samanthalynn samanthalynn
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Originally posted by married with children
I saw that eden now carries the real touch masturbation sleeve. Just wondering how many people plan on getting one, or has one now. If you have one how does it feel compared to other sleeves on the market you have tried?
never had one
02/12/2012
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
I'd be willing to spend that much on my bf - I'd be a hypocrite if I said I could spend that much on toys but he couldn't - but not on this product. There are just too many problems with it.
02/12/2012