Who in your relationship is more knowledgeable about toys?

humblepie humblepie
Today I visited my partner,and when I opened our toy safes they were so messy! Lube everywhere, silicone and glass toys out of their bags, it was ridiculous. Luckily everything was okay (if a bit sticky) but I had to tell him once again how to take care of everything. For the life of him he can't remember which materials are compatible with what, and other similar things stump him too. He can't even tell whether some of our toys are glass, plastic, or silicone!

So, I was wondering: who in your relationship knows more about your toys? Do you agree on who knows more? Do you hold surprise tests on the EF Material Safety Scale to prove your knowledge? Please share!
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
We are both/all on EF, and...
indiglo , Double Analysis , gorgeous , OhMy! , dhig , Zombirella , darthkitt3n , BG529 , XYCopperheadSly , reinkaos , Llahsram , Stinkytofu10 , MistressDandelion , Alan & Michele , Airen Wolf , carenautilus , TheirPet
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My SO is not on EF and...
Petite Valentine , humblepie , - Kira - , Rossie , Bzz , solitudinarian , aliceinthehole , meitman , Deeder , Mrs. Tickle and Giggle , Ilovelingerie , gloomybear , sexystuffeve , Gunsmoke , bayosgirl , SilverMinxxx , ToyTimeTim , caligaliber , Nora29714 , KrissyNovacaine , Mamastoys , gsfanatic , Teaser , Bex1331 , Undecided , mmmmm , Nirelan , Sangsara , TransMarc , KyotoAngel , Modern^Spank^Anthem , Kitka , KRD , Nacht Stern , Girly Juice , hybridinsurge , LoneOokami , karenm
38
I know more about our toys and how to take care of them
Petite Valentine , humblepie , - Kira - , Rossie , indiglo , Double Analysis , gorgeous , OhMy! , Bzz , Sammi , solitudinarian , aliceinthehole , pasdechat , xMila , meitman , Deeder , treefrog88 , SMichelle , Ilovelingerie , gloomybear , sexystuffeve , Zombirella , Gunsmoke , bayosgirl , darthkitt3n , leanright69 , SilverMinxxx , ToyTimeTim , BG529 , ellejay , rom323 , caligaliber , Beck , puppylove , Envy , Arch600 , XYCopperheadSly , reinkaos , KrissyNovacaine , John E W , hesteele09 , MistressDandelion , Why Not? , Mamastoys , gsfanatic , sktb0007 , Teaser , Bex1331 , Undecided , Nirelan , Sangsara , Terri69 , KyotoAngel , Modern^Spank^Anthem , Vadim50 , Kitka , KRD , Nacht Stern , SecretKinksters , Airen Wolf , Girly Juice , J5ive , hybridinsurge , LoneOokami , griffonc , married with children , Kitten B. , karenm
68
My SO knows more about our toys and how to take care of them
Mrs. Tickle and Giggle , dhig , Llahsram , TransMarc , Ouroborean
5
Neither of us knows much about toys or how to take care of them
We both know about the same amount about our toys and how to take care of them
Nora29714 , potstickers , Alan & Michele , carenautilus , TheirPet
5
We agree on who is more knowledgeable
Petite Valentine , humblepie , - Kira - , Rossie , indiglo , Double Analysis , OhMy! , Bzz , Sammi , solitudinarian , aliceinthehole , meitman , Deeder , Mrs. Tickle and Giggle , treefrog88 , dhig , Ilovelingerie , sexystuffeve , Zombirella , Gunsmoke , bayosgirl , darthkitt3n , leanright69 , SilverMinxxx , ToyTimeTim , BG529 , ellejay , rom323 , caligaliber , Beck , Arch600 , XYCopperheadSly , Llahsram , KrissyNovacaine , John E W , hesteele09 , MistressDandelion , gsfanatic , WICKA , Teaser , Bex1331 , SadoMas , mmmmm , Nirelan , Sangsara , KyotoAngel , Kitka , Airen Wolf , Girly Juice , carenautilus , LoneOokami , karenm
52
We disagree on who is more knowledgeable
gloomybear , TransMarc , kawigrl
3
Total votes: 188 (83 voters)
Poll is closed
05/29/2012
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Rossie Rossie
My husband only touches my toys when he's using them on me; I don't have to worry about him messing them up.
05/29/2012
Double Analysis Double Analysis
He has his own box. I keep mine organized.
05/29/2012
CindyH CindyH
my self
05/29/2012
Deeder Deeder
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
My husband only touches my toys when he's using them on me; I don't have to worry about him messing them up.
Same here. He'll mess with them if it's play time; if not, he doesn't go near 'em.
05/29/2012
Ilovelingerie Ilovelingerie
Quote:
Originally posted by humblepie
Today I visited my partner,and when I opened our toy safes they were so messy! Lube everywhere, silicone and glass toys out of their bags, it was ridiculous. Luckily everything was okay (if a bit sticky) but I had to tell him once again how to take ... More
I am more knowledgeable then him.
05/30/2012
gloomybear gloomybear
my boyfriend as recently said he wants a toy and like with every thing else the brand he heres about most is obviously the best were i research and look at all toys to know wat is the highest quality without getting ripped off
05/30/2012
sexystuffeve sexystuffeve
Quote:
Originally posted by humblepie
Today I visited my partner,and when I opened our toy safes they were so messy! Lube everywhere, silicone and glass toys out of their bags, it was ridiculous. Luckily everything was okay (if a bit sticky) but I had to tell him once again how to take ... More
I am definitely more knowledgeable.
05/30/2012
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I'm the toy expert
05/30/2012
SilverMinxxx SilverMinxxx
I definitely know more. He's pretty clueless on toys.
05/30/2012
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
She knows some basics but I am the one that takes care of everything.
05/30/2012
BG529 BG529
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
My husband only touches my toys when he's using them on me; I don't have to worry about him messing them up.
Same here.
05/30/2012
Envy Envy
With every guy I've been with, it's always been me who was the knowledgeable one. I know what's safe, what's not, what works, what doesn't, materials, lubes, etc etc.
05/30/2012
puppylove puppylove
I am the more knowledgeable one, just because I have been doing research for reviews. But we have talked about it so he has an idea. I am trying to get him involved in reviewing on his own because he is such a great writer, then we will both be knowledgeable.
05/30/2012
Arch600 Arch600
I've been the buyer and caretaker of our toys so far, which gives me the benefit of having done research, as well as hanging out in the EF community. She has an undertanding of material compatibility and toy care, but she's not been nearly as active looking at the 'technical' side of things.
05/30/2012
reinkaos reinkaos
Most of the toys we own are for her/us but I am the more knowledgable
05/30/2012
Llahsram Llahsram
She is definitely more knowledgeable.
05/30/2012
Nora29714 Nora29714
he did most of the shoppping before I found y'all
05/30/2012
hesteele09 hesteele09
I know more about how to store them and clean them however he knows how to use them better and invents different uses for them
05/30/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by humblepie
Today I visited my partner,and when I opened our toy safes they were so messy! Lube everywhere, silicone and glass toys out of their bags, it was ridiculous. Luckily everything was okay (if a bit sticky) but I had to tell him once again how to take ... More
we are both knowledgeable.
05/30/2012
MistressDandelion MistressDandelion
My husband still doesn't understand why jelly is the devil even after I explained him.. So I made him suscribe to EF so maybe he'll learn something.
05/31/2012
Why Not? Why Not?
My partner's main knowledge of our toys is that they make me happy and that is all he cares to know.
06/01/2012
Mamastoys Mamastoys
Hubby doesn't pay much attention until I order something and then show it to him...some things I have to show him how to use!
06/01/2012
Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
We're both pretty equal in toy knowledge.
06/01/2012
gsfanatic gsfanatic
I'm a lot more knowledgeable, and my SO just accepts and enjoys that knowledge.
06/02/2012
Bex1331 Bex1331
I obsess over learning all things about sex and he knows to defer to my knowledge on these things.
06/02/2012
SadoMas SadoMas
equal
06/08/2012
Undecided Undecided
I am more knowledgeable as I am the one who introduced my boyfriend to toy play
06/08/2012
Nirelan Nirelan
I know more, but I have to admit I didn't know MUCH until I started doing reviews for Eden! Just another way Eden has contributed to my family!
06/10/2012
Sangsara Sangsara
my ex refused to touch thme
06/10/2012
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