Are you happy with your sex toy storage?

Contributor: Nazaress Nazaress
All I have is a shoe box. I definitely need something else because I've outgrown the old thing.
12/29/2011
Contributor: switzerland switzerland
i'm new, so i only have two toys. they are currently stored in their packaging and hid in my bookcase. i don't know where else to keep them!
12/29/2011
Contributor: Starkiller87 Starkiller87
I just have long flat plastic tubs that slide under the bed. They work but I do have to move things around to get what I want.
12/29/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
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Originally posted by Antipova
So I don't have kids... but I'm surprised by how many of you feel like you have to lock your things up to keep them away from your kids! We just weren't allowed in my parents' room... they could have been keeping anything in there. ... more
We have a large locking cedar chest as our adult play/toy storage. We don't so much require the lock for our child (he doesn't even enter without knocking or getting permission), but we go out of town frequently and we have dog/housesitters stay for weeks on end. I do not trust they would not snoop when left alone that long, and totting all our stuff to the crawl space would be a major hassle (and take many trips). If they do snoop, so be it; I just don't want to make it easy for them.
12/29/2011
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
I don't really care for my storage. I'm using a night stand (full up) and a dresser drawer. I have been looking for a locking lingerie cabinet so the kiddo won't get into everything, but I wish someone would start marketing more elegant larger storage that didn't cost a small fortune.
12/29/2011
Contributor: voenne voenne
Right now I've been using the fancy gift boxes left over from perfume and lingerie sets that I've gotten in the past. They're pretty and functional, but eventually I'll probably want something larger instead of having to have a bunch of separate ones lying around.
12/29/2011
Contributor: MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
i have a large military tank ordinance container that i keep the majority in, and since i bought outlaw, i picked up a largish box to keep him upright so he stays upright and awesome.
12/29/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by Antipova
So I don't have kids... but I'm surprised by how many of you feel like you have to lock your things up to keep them away from your kids! We just weren't allowed in my parents' room... they could have been keeping anything in there. ... more
Have to agree with this. My brother and I were brought up to think of privacy - both ours and others' - was sacred, and never went in our parents' room if the door was closed, just as they never came into our rooms without knocking (the only exception being if they suspected one of us might have fallen ill and couldn't get out of bed).
12/29/2011
Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
I have a couple of plastic rolling carts with 6 drawers that work nicely for anything that fits in them. Then I have a 4 drawer dresser that most everything else is in or on top of. Ok, I also have a few boxes sitting around with unused/waiting to be reviewed toys.
12/29/2011
Contributor: BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
I did just recently get a set of hard-sided luggage that came with a little toiletry case. It's too small for everything, but it is nice to put some of the smaller items we've had in a box in there so it's easier to locate.
12/29/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
I keep mine on a shelf in the gun safe. Keeps they kids hands off of things they should not be on.
12/29/2011
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
I'm happy with my toy storage but, man, could I use more of it! My collection has quickly outgrown the two cases that I have.
12/29/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
I dont have that many toys but i like what i have.
12/31/2011
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I just... leave mine out then hide them when people are around. =/ I need a better plan obviously.
12/31/2011
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
I just shove it under the bed.
12/31/2011
Contributor: hey steady hey steady
We keep ours on top of the cupboards which surround the bed, out of reach of the children but still easily accessible when required. Have had a couple of close calls with things rolling under the bed and getting forgotten! The last time we moved I think we quite shocked the poor removal boy as he lifted the bed out...well I'll know better next time and check before they get there, hey!
12/31/2011
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
Mine is just a plastic bin. Mabybe this coming year I will do an upgrade with my points.
12/31/2011
Contributor: Daemonin Daemonin
Right now I have a drawer for them with my lingerie, but I would really like something a lot nicer. I've been contemplating buying something from here, but nothing really catches my eye at the moment. I might make one...
12/31/2011
Contributor: JewelsAndB JewelsAndB
We are very happy with our storage solution now. Originally, we kept our things on the top shelf of our linen closet (in the master bedroom), but the number of toys and the relative height of our kids made us change. Now they are stored in decorative storage chests, like these which lock. The decor of our room is somewhat "Indiana Jones", so they fit in perfectly.
12/31/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
I'd like to be a bit more organized with our toy storage.
12/31/2011
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
I am very unhappy with my sex toy storage situation. I really need a bigger box, drawer, or another storage solution altogether. My collection is growing and I don't want them to be ruined by poor storage.
12/31/2011
Contributor: karay123 karay123
I need something bigger, more discreet and lockable. I think the ones here are too small. My husband saw something that may work at TJMaxx.
12/31/2011
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
I have a deep drawer in my night stand (a file drawer, in truth), and I put a silverware stand inside it - the kind you put it in when you wash the dishes. It works very well letting most of my toys stand vertically.
12/31/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by Silverdrop
I have a deep drawer in my night stand (a file drawer, in truth), and I put a silverware stand inside it - the kind you put it in when you wash the dishes. It works very well letting most of my toys stand vertically.
Oooooh, this is smart!
12/31/2011
Contributor: cmm cmm
I really need a toychest.
01/02/2012
Contributor: Why Why
I just got a few small plastic boxes with lids that slide under my bed. I folded up a towel inside each one so that when I wash my toys they can just lay on the towel and dry. I've got a box for each "style" of toy that I use so I can just slide that box out and play.

It's definitely not the best solution for someone with kids or nosy people around, but I live alone so it's fine.
01/02/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
I recently cleaned things up and put some plastic storage boxes under the bed with my toys and some in the closet. They're really taking up space and I do need another solution. I simply don't have room right now! My biggest problem is storing lotions, oils, lubes, edibles, etc. really. I want them in the open because I love looking at them, but I F'n hate clutter! It stresses me. I make decorative boxes for my things and each box or basket has it's very own type of product. I had to make another one today and they are starting to line the rooms of the house. I had to make a new shelf for the boxes! Lol. They look nice, but I've got so many that some are having to live in the floor. Shame on me.
01/02/2012
Contributor: Anjulie Anjulie
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Originally posted by Curiouscat
Functional, nothing special though :/ I'd like to get something nice to use at some point. But not a big deal.
Same here
01/02/2012
Contributor: Kallisto Kallisto
We just use a trunk with a lock on it. Not much to look at, but it works.
01/02/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by K101
I recently cleaned things up and put some plastic storage boxes under the bed with my toys and some in the closet. They're really taking up space and I do need another solution. I simply don't have room right now! My biggest problem is ... more
I have exactly the same thing---I like looking at my lovely things but I hate clutter! Thank goodness for bookshelves, and glass jars to hold everything in the kitchen Luckily the only places I really have more than one of anything is books, cooking ingredients, and dildos
01/02/2012