Fucking machines?

Sammi Sammi
There's a ton of these out there, and they are so expensive!

Would you consider getting one, and if so what kind?
If you've ever tried one, did it work as expected? And was it worth the money?
05/26/2010
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NuMe NuMe
I wonder if anyone has ever tried one too. I wouldn't mind trying one, but I sure wouldn't want to spend that much money on one.
05/26/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
I read that there's a company in England that rents out a Sybian (they do thorough sterilization and everything between rentals). Man, I'd LOVE to get myself on one of those!
05/27/2010
Tuesday Tuesday
My guy bought an attachment for a reciprocating saw so it will hold vac-u-lock dildos. The attachment substitutes for the saw blade, just so you don't think I was risking being cut in half. I think that qualifies as a fucking machine.

So far we've only tried it once. If we had warmed up that cold rubber dildo it would have felt better, I'm sure.
05/27/2010
Tuesday Tuesday
I think the attachment was about $90 and it came with the dildo.
05/27/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I really enjoy watching the videos, and I sometimes fantasize about trying one out, but... realistically? No thanks. It's just not me, I guess.
05/27/2010
shepegs shepegs
The videos are probably better than the experience but in all seriousness, nothing loss by trying a machine. At least you know they won't call you back. LOL

Too expensive though. They should have a place where you can go a try these. Would be cool, but strange.
05/27/2010
Liz2 Liz2
My b/f has offered to buy me the Sybian but I can't justify the cost. But...Sybian does offer a return so after shipping, refurbishing and whatever, I think it would run about $150.00 for a month of use. My understanding is that very few are returned.....
The experience is more intense then any vibes and dils!!
Suggest you go to You Porn and type in Sybian....quite a few vids.
05/27/2010
*Ashley* *Ashley*
As someone has perversely said, I love watching the videos and fantasize about using one. But I could never cough up the money for one, I would if I had the money to spare.. but even then I wouldn’t be sure. Would love to try one, but I don’t think my man would be thrilled about it for whatever reason... But hey, maybe one day.
05/27/2010
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I've tried a Sybian and...

Whoa. It was freaking awesome. I want one.

If I sold every sex toy I have to some pervert, I could MAYBE afford one. LOL
05/27/2010
Sammi Sammi
I'm currently torn between a Sybian and one called the Twin Plow. They both look like they'd be rather fun . I'd probably have to sell all my sex toys too
05/27/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I would totally make my own.

This topic makes me think of Burn After Reading LMAO. Great movie. George Clooney makes a sex machine.
05/27/2010
Naughty Student Naughty Student
If I won the lottery I would probably have a secret pleasure house filler with sex machines and all the Libertar shapes with different rooms with different themes...

In reality I can barely afford a liberator shape let alone a machine. I would love to try one though, one of the thrusting ones you can put on the floor.

Maybe if I took some mechanics courses I could build my own sex machines and save loads of cash, lol.
05/28/2010
Maxim Maxim
Monkey Rocker looks interesting.
05/28/2010
harohunter harohunter
You can make one for about 200$ you cant really get it much cheaper. Most people use windshield wiper motors.
06/26/2010
Owl Identified Owl Identified
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I really enjoy watching the videos, and I sometimes fantasize about trying one out, but... realistically? No thanks. It's just not me, I guess.
I agree with this almost 100% (maybe more like 90?) I'm totally enamored with the idea of fucking machines and often fantasize about trying one or watching someone else use one, but in reality I doubt that I'd like it very much. Don't get me wrong; I would totally *try* one, I just don't think I'd care much for it.
06/26/2010
usmcwife99 usmcwife99
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
There's a ton of these out there, and they are so expensive!

Would you consider getting one, and if so what kind?
If you've ever tried one, did it work as expected? And was it worth the money?
I would of never owned one if it wasnt for the fact ime good friends with a toy store owner. She was considering about selling them. She looked into Caesar machines. They are great, expecially when you get them for free. The Caligula is ausome and comes with two different arms for dildos, and costs 2500. The original caesar pleasure machine only has one arm for a dildo but its ausome to ime pretty sure it goes for five hundred bucks.

I was so luck to test both, she was like I wonder if two different ones would be worth it and ime like well ile let you know. LOL, its ausome. I love them both and it will really make you moan lol. I can litterally spend 2 hours watching porn with it.
06/28/2010
usmcwife99 usmcwife99
Quote:
Originally posted by *Ashley*
As someone has perversely said, I love watching the videos and fantasize about using one. But I could never cough up the money for one, I would if I had the money to spare.. but even then I wouldn’t be sure. Would love to try one, but I don’t think ... More
Yeh, my husband wasnt to happy he thought I wouldnt use him as much lol. Thats what he thought till he tried it out, not sure if your bf would be into anal stimulation but if he does he would go crazy on that.
06/28/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Owl Identified
I agree with this almost 100% (maybe more like 90?) I'm totally enamored with the idea of fucking machines and often fantasize about trying one or watching someone else use one, but in reality I doubt that I'd like it very much. Don't get ... More
I'm in the same boat as you on this one. I'd love to try it, but I just don't think I'd use it very often.
06/28/2010
*Ashley* *Ashley*
Quote:
Originally posted by usmcwife99
Yeh, my husband wasnt to happy he thought I wouldnt use him as much lol. Thats what he thought till he tried it out, not sure if your bf would be into anal stimulation but if he does he would go crazy on that.
Yea, I've slightly brought it up and he made it clear that its a no-go on anal for him.
But I still want to try this, I’m so jealous you own one!! lol.
06/29/2010
SassySam SassySam
i like the look of the Sybian, but I don't see it happening.
08/28/2012
Tate Tate
Check out link

I bought the Sneaky Pete Pro for my wife and I to live out our mfm fantasies in a monogamous way. It's great. This was a surprise for her and at first sight she could not imagine a machine could be any good. She thought it would be too mechanical to be an intimate experience. But she agreed to try it out for good measure. I helped her get it set up and then left the room so there was no pressure for her to enjoy it. She orgasmed in less than five minutes. Since then we have used it on several occasions and it has been fantastic. It frees me up to love her elsewhere. She likes to give me oral while the machine has its way down below. We have found that the reclining chair or the couch offers the best positions and comfort for play and the floor is always good. It can be tricky on a soft bed but it still works great once you get it positioned just right.

We got ours for $650, which is much cheaper than many of the options out there.

You could build one yourself but if you want one that will last you will spend at least 200-400 on a decent motor.
08/30/2012
lovebites lovebites
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I would totally make my own.

This topic makes me think of Burn After Reading LMAO. Great movie. George Clooney makes a sex machine.
I was thinking the same thing! LMAO
08/30/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
Years ago I saw a chair at a local sex shop, it was like the ottomans for the glider rockers, it had an area cut out like the hole of a public toilet and it had a piece that you put your foot on that pushed the dildo up through the hole. I wanted it soooo badly but they wanted like $800. for it. It didn't have any motors or anything just foot powered and you rocked it yourself. The joke was that I never get off the computer and with that I really wouldn't need to!!!
08/30/2012
MK434 MK434
I have thought about getting the Sybian it looks awesome. I also saw this Love Glider on another site that looked fun it was only $400 I just wish Eden had more stuff like this.
08/30/2012
CaliGirl CaliGirl
I want to try one so bad.
10/22/2012
Bubba29 Bubba29
Quote:
Originally posted by Liz2
My b/f has offered to buy me the Sybian but I can't justify the cost. But...Sybian does offer a return so after shipping, refurbishing and whatever, I think it would run about $150.00 for a month of use. My understanding is that very few are ... More
i bought the sybian for my wife a long time ago. the 30 day money back offer was the reason i gave it a shot. if she loved it, great, we'd keep it. she thought it was just ok. OK is not worth $1,500 so we sent it back and got nearly all our money back.
12/17/2012
edeneve edeneve
they look absolutely out of this world! if I had the $$$, you bet I'd get one!
12/22/2012
CaitieLynn CaitieLynn
I would love one, just don't have the money for one. I love all the information I got about other options from reading all the posts here!
12/24/2012
FrankieChemical FrankieChemical
I just got my second one (the first was great until it shorted out ) the other day & I love. Was about $300 and it's surprisingly light and easy to hide. Came with two attachments & the rod has a vac u lock deal on it so it's REALLY easy to buy new ones.
12/28/2012
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