As embarrassing as it is to admit, I used to masturbate with an old curling iron I no longer used before I was old enough to buy a dildo. :-/
Have you ever masturbated with vegetables?
01/06/2012
Quote:
The first thing I tried was the end of a disposable razor. I haven't ever used fruits or veggies...but there are some green bananas in the kitchen...
Originally posted by
aliceinthehole
an option for 'no' would make for a more complete poll!
i've never masturbated with food...
but a boyfriend did stick a big fat banana with a condom over it in me for shits n giggles once.
when i was a ... more
i've never masturbated with food...
but a boyfriend did stick a big fat banana with a condom over it in me for shits n giggles once.
when i was a ... more
an option for 'no' would make for a more complete poll!
i've never masturbated with food...
but a boyfriend did stick a big fat banana with a condom over it in me for shits n giggles once.
when i was a youngn i did it in the shower with the other end of a disposable razor. i'm weird, i know. less
i've never masturbated with food...
but a boyfriend did stick a big fat banana with a condom over it in me for shits n giggles once.
when i was a youngn i did it in the shower with the other end of a disposable razor. i'm weird, i know. less
01/07/2012
Quote:
hahahahahaha, i totally thought the same thing, it was kind of like standing looking at the banana and thinking "so what would i do with it after?...nope, not happening"
Originally posted by
karay123
Thought about a cuke but never pulled the trigger.
Do you wash 'em and make a salad after?
Do you wash 'em and make a salad after?
01/07/2012
Quote:
Someone here on Eden (I forget who) said that before she had access to toys she'd actually carve a cucumber into a more phallic shape and then use it. That sounds kind of neat, though still not for me.
Originally posted by
<3BF
yeah, it's the first poll I've made and I didn't realize at first that I could add more than 3 choices. Toys and fingers are the best and safest choice but I have heard some girls admit (or make up) using other kitchen items...
01/07/2012
Quote:
nope, never happened.
Originally posted by
<3BF
If you haven't bought every product you need at EdenFantasys yet, do you ever wander to the kitchen when you are in the mood; or is that more of a pornography invented myth? Have you ever used any of these veggies instead of a vibe?
01/07/2012
Quote:
Well...
Originally posted by
<3BF
If you haven't bought every product you need at EdenFantasys yet, do you ever wander to the kitchen when you are in the mood; or is that more of a pornography invented myth? Have you ever used any of these veggies instead of a vibe?
01/07/2012
Quote:
Too dangerous!!! Food should only be used for eating, not playing
Originally posted by
<3BF
If you haven't bought every product you need at EdenFantasys yet, do you ever wander to the kitchen when you are in the mood; or is that more of a pornography invented myth? Have you ever used any of these veggies instead of a vibe?
01/08/2012
Quote:
Squash and Japanese eggplant!
Originally posted by
<3BF
If you haven't bought every product you need at EdenFantasys yet, do you ever wander to the kitchen when you are in the mood; or is that more of a pornography invented myth? Have you ever used any of these veggies instead of a vibe?
01/08/2012
Incidentally, Dr. Deb Herbenick once did this thing for Time Out Chicago where she discussed which vegetables make the best dildo. My friend S. looked at it and proclaimed "WHAT KIND OF ROCK MAKES THE BEST HAMMER?" Point taken.
01/08/2012
I've never inserted, but I have used a banana to grind against when I was very young, with very squishy results lol
02/03/2012
Nope never
02/19/2012
Quote:
Absolutely not
Originally posted by
<3BF
If you haven't bought every product you need at EdenFantasys yet, do you ever wander to the kitchen when you are in the mood; or is that more of a pornography invented myth? Have you ever used any of these veggies instead of a vibe?
02/22/2012
Hope you don't mind a dude chiming in...
Used a banana peel a couple times out of curiosity. I would like to add I was underage and living with my parents so this was before toys. I don't think I will do it again.
A couple times when telling this to a gf, they dared me to use other foods(lots of alcohol involved). Usually afterwards was full of laugh and giggles, but never again.
Used a banana peel a couple times out of curiosity. I would like to add I was underage and living with my parents so this was before toys. I don't think I will do it again.
A couple times when telling this to a gf, they dared me to use other foods(lots of alcohol involved). Usually afterwards was full of laugh and giggles, but never again.
02/26/2012
Dang it, where is the "Other" button? LOL...Kidding. I have never defiled a fruit nor a veggie lol
02/27/2012
Quote:
I've used fruit and vegies in the past.
Originally posted by
Shellz31
I've used fruit and vegies in the past.
02/27/2012
Ummm never
02/27/2012
I've never used any veggie or food item. Haha. I've used non-food items though, like hairbrush handle.
02/28/2012
Ha
03/23/2012
I have not. If I did I'd probably use a carrot, though.
03/25/2012
Quote:
i've used a cucumber before. wanted to feel the girth. i did use a condom though to ensure it was clean
Originally posted by
<3BF
If you haven't bought every product you need at EdenFantasys yet, do you ever wander to the kitchen when you are in the mood; or is that more of a pornography invented myth? Have you ever used any of these veggies instead of a vibe?
12/21/2012
Quote:
use a condom, it will be fine
Originally posted by
karay123
Thought about a cuke but never pulled the trigger.
Do you wash 'em and make a salad after?
Do you wash 'em and make a salad after?
12/21/2012
No, never would.
12/21/2012
Nope, can't say that I have.
12/21/2012
NO...I tried egg white once after reading it was a good natural lubricant in a pinch. True.
12/21/2012
Quote:
me too.
Originally posted by
Tuesday
You can crush an unpeeled banana? I'm in awe of your PC muscles.
12/22/2012
yup. banana, carots, also grapes.
12/22/2012
Quote:
nope!
Originally posted by
<3BF
If you haven't bought every product you need at EdenFantasys yet, do you ever wander to the kitchen when you are in the mood; or is that more of a pornography invented myth? Have you ever used any of these veggies instead of a vibe?
12/22/2012
Quote:
Same here.
Originally posted by
Ms. Spice
I've never used food to masturbate.
12/22/2012
No, I've never tried and I don't think I will
12/22/2012
I never tried it. I'd rather just use toys
12/22/2012