Mr. Limpy is Mr. Pudding. I'm bitching.

aaronlt aaronlt
Mr. Limpy extra small
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I purchased a Mr. Limpy about four years ago, another six months after, and switched between them.

Recently, I decided, hey, why not toss an old one, since it was getting to that age where it's starting to tear, and replace it?

It's a good thing I didn't toss one. The new one came in the mail. First, it's fatter. It's less realistic in appearance, now, having goosebumps and wrinkles where there shouldn't be any on a flaccid dick. It has an even larger head that's more poorly textured and the testicles are even larger. They were big before, but now? Whoa!

The material change, however, is the worst. It went from being a skin-like density to being, well, as I said in the title, pudding (or soft jello)! I can easily stretch it to almost the length of my arm, for instance, when the old one wouldn't stretch half that. It's mushy.

It also smells like chemical hell.

This is the pits. Why the hell would you make a great product into complete shit? I'm pissed I wasted ten bucks. It's not worth it. It's not worth $2. It's not worth the return. It's just not. I'm not so desperate as to have to use this piece of junk.

So, yeah, now us transdudes are stuck between what, Mr. Limpy and Mr. Right? Pudding and a brick. There's got to be better ways.
09/26/2012
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Gary Gary
They are supposed to be made out of the same stuff that Fleshlights are made of. It is very they would be so different.
09/27/2012
needapacker needapacker
Quote:
Originally posted by aaronlt
I purchased a Mr. Limpy about four years ago, another six months after, and switched between them.

Recently, I decided, hey, why not toss an old one, since it was getting to that age where it's starting to tear, and replace it? ... More
That's disappointing, i was never really fond of the mr. limpy but i wonder if i would if i had the older version.
11/15/2012
LuckyLady LuckyLady
im actually quite happy with mine, its not too squishy there is a slight firmness to it. it feels almost like the real thing.
01/08/2013
Kyle Hunter Kyle Hunter
i pack w/Mr Right. I dont like the Mr.Limpy's cuz he's pink and i dont do color packers cuz they're not realistic looking unless of course ur a pink alien
04/15/2013
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