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Contributor: Gary Gary
While I was stumbling around on the internet, I came across a site that really cracked me up. Of course, it does cross my mind that most people don't share my sense of humor and may even be offended at the things I find amusing, therefore I must recommend that you do not go to the link that I am posting below. I must also recommend that you do not look at the other products on the website and most of all, I must recommend that you do not have a good time or order anything. Thank you!

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02/06/2009
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Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
While I was stumbling around on the internet, I came across a site that really cracked me up. Of course, it does cross my mind that most people don't share my sense of humor and may even be offended at the things I find amusing, therefore I must ... more
Who orders these things?
02/06/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Tuesday
Who orders these things?
I would guess someone into bestiality? Wow, that one at the front sure comes in a variety of colors, lol!
02/06/2009
Contributor: Nashville Nashville
They have dildos out there crafted after horses and goats as well. Zoophilia is really not that unusual. There used to be a website Beasttube but it got shut down.
02/06/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
Yeah, beasttube was hilarious, I had no idea that they shut it down.
02/06/2009
Contributor: Nashville Nashville
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Originally posted by Gary
Yeah, beasttube was hilarious, I had no idea that they shut it down.
Yea, it was a sad day- I know a lot of people that cried when they realized they couldn't see their animal smut anymore.
02/06/2009
Contributor: Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood
I've actually known people to purchase similar products for novelty alone. A couple also purchases The Great American Challenge without even thinking on really using it. At least according to them. I can't imagine anyone wanting something so close to their lungs.
03/21/2009
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
...Wow O_O

I feel like I shouldn't be surprised. If there's a market, then why not?

Still...

O_O
03/21/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
amazing..somebody has too much time on their hands to come up with that stuff...LOL
03/21/2009
Contributor: sry sry
Why not sell a silicone human head that's bald and stick it somewhere I saw it in a porno once when I was 12 thought it was funny... though it was a real bald guy..

It could be full size or a bit smaller but umm I dunno might be a stretch for most I'm guessing... I'm not sure how that would work out I've never felt a vagina so I dunno how stretchy it is TBH..

Would be a new meaning for giving head..

You could go so far as make a Pinocchio one with his nose having a vibe on it for clit stimulation.. LOL
03/22/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by sry
Why not sell a silicone human head that's bald and stick it somewhere I saw it in a porno once when I was 12 thought it was funny... though it was a real bald guy..

It could be full size or a bit smaller but umm I dunno might be a stretch ... more
You know, for some reason that brings to mind that scene from Re-Animator
03/22/2009
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
...Wow O_O

I feel like I shouldn't be surprised. If there's a market, then why not?

Still...

O_O
I find comfort in the fact that there are even crazier things out there, that we don't yet know about!
03/22/2009
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
wow....wow

Im not suprised but...thats just nasty...
05/15/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
It's zoofur, isn't it?
05/15/2009
Contributor: bodymodboy bodymodboy
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Originally posted by Sammi
I would guess someone into bestiality? Wow, that one at the front sure comes in a variety of colors, lol!
Furres and bestiality efficianados.
05/15/2009
Contributor: Avery Dragon Avery Dragon
I know that website! lol =.= says alot about me huh? i haven't personally bought from them before, but until bad dragon came around, they were the main animal/fantasy sales company. the main problem with them is that all of their products were jelly, and didn't have a long life span, so they'd start letting out pthalates after the first few months. Than Bad Dragon came around with their silicone and Zeta dumped everything and started to work on some silicone stuff..but i dont think their silicone isn't too good...
05/16/2009
Contributor: Perish Perish
Lolz where do you find this stuff Yeti? This is the second craziest toy i've seen lol.
05/16/2009
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
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Originally posted by Gary
While I was stumbling around on the internet, I came across a site that really cracked me up. Of course, it does cross my mind that most people don't share my sense of humor and may even be offended at the things I find amusing, therefore I must ... more
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03/09/2013