What toys horrify you?

Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by harohunter
After thinking about it some more, any animal penis replicas freak me out(especially dog and horse).
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Agreed - I just can't go there.
07/02/2010
Contributor: Ollie Vee Ollie Vee
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Okay. We've all seen at least one toy that for whatever reason totally freaks us out. Today I stumbled upon this guy and nearly died of a heart attack. Scary

What toy freaks you out? Try to provide a link if you can, whether or not ... more
All-pink toys, bubblegum pink toys, hot pink toys, baby pink toys. Pink makes me think of Barbie or shoujo manga-- big Do Not Want.
07/02/2010
Contributor: Hollywood Chic Hollywood Chic
In regards to toy's that creep me out, I have opted to respect Eden and answer this question with the most honesty. Hope you don't mind.

1. Giant Inflatable Dildo - The idea behind this baby is to pump it up, while inside of the honey hole; just like a basketball. Oh my god!

2. The Hand Okay, in being honest when sexually excited and naturally lubricated I can barely fit two fingers inside of me. This.. Um no! (Please, by no means am I knocking the act of fisting; it's impossible for me)

3. Vibro Dong Okay, I have this toy; it was sent to me by a "sugar daddy" in a toy chest package. I have NOT been able to take this toy out of the packaging! It intimidates me. It does not bend and is stiffer then any toy you have ever felt/had. Plus, it's huge. Does it look big in the photo above? It's bigger in reality!!!!! Measurements: 12 inches long with 8.5 inches of insertable length. The shaft is 6.25 inches in circumference. Hell, i even have nightmares that it's in my bedroom lol!
07/05/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
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Originally posted by harohunter
After thinking about it some more, any animal penis replicas freak me out(especially dog and horse).
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Oh I forgot to say, I just ordered the Oskar in soft and natural, I can't wait to get it. Also the Lucas, I already have the Micro Rider, though.

I own a lot of animal toys, too, actually, nothing wrong with it. It's just toys, I wouldn't be with the actual animal lol. It's like the toys shaped after veggies, it's just for the lulz.

Besides Zeta, there's also Bad Dragon, Exotic Erotics, and Elypse Art, and then you have FetishZone which sells the Cerberus penis sheath to give a guy the likeness of a dog dick, I heard good reviews about it, too.
07/05/2010
Contributor: Persephone Nightmare Persephone Nightmare
This one D:

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*shiver* I wouldn't want it anywhere near me, lol
09/15/2010
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
This one for sure.

But only because of YoungCouple's review saying, that it says "I am going to punch you in the vagina."
09/15/2010
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
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Originally posted by Hannah Savage
I saw a toy today that horrified me. It comes in Democratic Blue, too

Yeah, no thanks.

Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.

And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK

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The Head O State Commemorative Edition Obama pleasure toy.
Thats wrong, just wrong...did you see the website?
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09/15/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Um, well the bad dragon dildo from bad dragon is pretty upsetting
09/15/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Hollywood Chic
In regards to toy's that creep me out, I have opted to respect Eden and answer this question with the most honesty. Hope you don't mind.

1. Giant Inflatable Dildo - The idea behind this baby is to pump it up, while inside of the honey ... more
Um. Wow.

I've been to the Extreme Restraints site, too. They really should have a warning on the inflatable dildos. Air in the vagina is a real No No. It is possible to get an Air Embolism, through the walls of the vagina, and it it gets to the lungs or the heart or your brain, you could actually die! I know Adam and Eve sells some of these and has a warning "Not for vaginal use. For anal use only."
09/15/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Um. Wow.

I've been to the Extreme Restraints site, too. They really should have a warning on the inflatable dildos. Air in the vagina is a real No No. It is possible to get an Air Embolism, through the walls of the vagina, and it it gets ... more
wow... just wow
09/16/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
This thread is amazing. You guys rock. I bookmarked that site Goth
01/28/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by EffinSara
Anything with fake pubes glued on, like this guy or this lady. They unsettle my stomach somewhat.

Also, what the fuck is going on with this masturbator? It has two different colors of cyberskin, so it's interracial? That's a little ... more
I agree! Fake pubs turn me right off! GAG
01/28/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by Sir
No, that's not the one. It was huge, and it's not sold here on Eden. It was a bomb shape with designs at the bottom. Let me try to find it for you.

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It's bigger than that, I'll say that much. I'm still trying ... more
How on earth can anyone fit that thing in their ass!

I have the Hung toy for review which is 8 1/4" circumference. I come close to getting it in my vagina but so far it's just a smidge too big. There's no way it's getting near my ass!
01/28/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Um. Wow.

I've been to the Extreme Restraints site, too. They really should have a warning on the inflatable dildos. Air in the vagina is a real No No. It is possible to get an Air Embolism, through the walls of the vagina, and it it gets ... more
Ohhhh, I wasn't aware of this. Glad I don't have any inflatable dildos! Not nice at all.
01/28/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Okay. We've all seen at least one toy that for whatever reason totally freaks us out. Today I stumbled upon this guy and nearly died of a heart attack. Scary

What toy freaks you out? Try to provide a link if you can, whether or not ... more
I can't use any toy that looks like an animal.
01/28/2011
Contributor: lcl169 lcl169
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
It might seem odd but the Wahl massager that so many people love scares me. It looks like a powertool and somehow in my head I've likened the attachments to things like sanders and grinders. In the back of my mind, I'd be afraid my lady ... more
totally agree!!
01/22/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
I am afraid to click on any of these links...haha!
01/22/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Okay. We've all seen at least one toy that for whatever reason totally freaks us out. Today I stumbled upon this guy and nearly died of a heart attack. Scary

What toy freaks you out? Try to provide a link if you can, whether or not ... more
"American Wonder"
dear heaven, thats huge.
01/23/2012
Contributor: leatherjacket leatherjacket
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Okay. We've all seen at least one toy that for whatever reason totally freaks us out. Today I stumbled upon this guy and nearly died of a heart attack. Scary

What toy freaks you out? Try to provide a link if you can, whether or not ... more
Jelly toys gross me out, but really big (e.g. 3"+ diameter) jelly plugs freak me out the most.
01/27/2012
Contributor: BobbiJay BobbiJay
The toys that look like fingers kinda creep me out.

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01/27/2012