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11/18/2011
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Elnoa Elnoa
Don't know... I've never hurt myself. >_>
11/19/2011
PervyPixie PervyPixie
If beds count, I've been known to fall off them at very inconvenient times. Switching positions while on top... one miscalculation... down I go, the lil bedside table and the bedroom curtain too, as I was just trying to hold onto something >.>
11/28/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
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Originally posted by PervyPixie
If beds count, I've been known to fall off them at very inconvenient times. Switching positions while on top... one miscalculation... down I go, the lil bedside table and the bedroom curtain too, as I was just trying to hold onto something >.>
I broke my toe on a pillow >.>
11/28/2011
Cherry21 Cherry21
Quote:
Originally posted by PervyPixie
If beds count, I've been known to fall off them at very inconvenient times. Switching positions while on top... one miscalculation... down I go, the lil bedside table and the bedroom curtain too, as I was just trying to hold onto something >.>
lol, me too! I'm the worst about not knowing where on the bed we are.
12/06/2011
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