Swing Intimidation

Jobthingy Jobthingy
Am I the only person completely intimidated by a sex swing?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I am female and...
93
I am male and...
30
I am genderqueer and...
1
Yes! They scare the crap out of me! How do you have sex in that?!
16
Not really! I have not tried one but I would like to
105
No! I have tried one and saving all my pennies to buy one
6
God No! I am sitting in mine right now with my laptop answering this silly question
12
The infamous 'Other'
9
Total votes: 272 (150 voters)
Poll is closed
10/04/2010
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Alicia Alicia
LMAO at the option of sitting in it with a laptop, sounds fun! LOL
10/04/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
I have been in places that have one. It been offered to us to try and I politely decline because I haven't the faintest idea how to get in it let alone have sex in it LOL

*insert dweeb emoticon here*
10/04/2010
Sammi Sammi
I think they look pretty fun
10/04/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Sammi
I think they look pretty fun
yes the idea looks fun but actually trying it? that is what freaks me out LOL
10/05/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
I've ALWAYS wanted to try one. But we live in an apartment right now and I think it would be better to permanently mount it to the ceiling. I don't want one of those doorway ones or one that you have to mount on a stand.
10/05/2010
Kayla Kayla
We like ours. I'm a bit "meh" on the entire sexual thing, but surprisingly, it gets used more as a swing than anything else. Like a real swing. The boyfriend will just sit in it and rock back and forth happily. I find the swing way too uncomfortable to do that.
10/05/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Kayla
We like ours. I'm a bit "meh" on the entire sexual thing, but surprisingly, it gets used more as a swing than anything else. Like a real swing. The boyfriend will just sit in it and rock back and forth happily. I find the swing way too ... More
LOL! That is so awesome. Sounds like something I would do
10/05/2010
gone77 gone77
I chose other because while I'm not intimidated by them, I'm not really interested in them, either.
10/05/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
Am I the only person completely intimidated by a sex swing?
I want a sex swing soooooo badly!
10/08/2010
SexyySarah SexyySarah
Oh no, I want one really bad! I'm saving for one!!!
10/08/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
I would love to try one.. But i really have no clue.

I would think i would fumble with it and possibly fall out. Crack my head open, call 911 to a swing(ers) party.

good god..
10/09/2010
namelesschaos namelesschaos
i voted that I'm intimidated by them. In part because I keep thinking about assembling the thing and wondering if it going to fall apart and also what do you say if some one finds it? The liberator style sex furniture you can at least use like normal furniture ,usually, making it a lot easier to explain.
10/09/2010
Trashley Trashley
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Originally posted by Alicia
LMAO at the option of sitting in it with a laptop, sounds fun! LOL
Agreed, and comfy!
10/09/2010
Kindred Kindred
I'm only intimidated about the installation. Knowing my handyman skills, we'd pull the whole ceiling down the first time we used it. I wonder if "Geek Squad" does sex swing installations...

However, I would love to try using one.
10/09/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
We like ours. I'm a bit "meh" on the entire sexual thing, but surprisingly, it gets used more as a swing than anything else. Like a real swing. The boyfriend will just sit in it and rock back and forth happily. I find the swing way too ... More
"The boyfriend swinging back and forth happily." LOL! I've seen him help you with your videos and he seems like such a laid back, cool guy. I can just see him swinging aimlessly with no other intention in mind than having a good time.

He's adorable, Mistress.
10/09/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
I'd like one, but we have kids. Where the hell would be put it? They'd all end up in it. NOT cool. Not cool at all. "Look, Mommy has a swing! WHEEEEEEEE!"

We'll have to wait until our nest is empty I think. One down,(already moved out) one half way out, (but wants to get a Master's AND a PhD, so it could be forever) and one still in grammar school......it'll be a while
10/09/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
@Kindred - LOL! And surely that would make the evening news *couple pulls entire ceiling down with... a sex swing*

@P'Gell We would have the same deal here with the 11 year old. I feel the WEEEEE lol
10/09/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
@Kindred - LOL! And surely that would make the evening news *couple pulls entire ceiling down with... a sex swing*

@P'Gell We would have the same deal here with the 11 year old. I feel the WEEEEE lol
Jobthingy, our littlest one is almost 11, too. She'd completely get into swinging on it, (we let her use our room to watch TV when we are watching an R rated movie downstairs, she's pretty respectful kid. But, how do you tell a 10 year old, "Stay off the swing." ) Can you imagine her telling the kids at school? "My Mom and Dad have a swing hanging from the ceiling in their bedroom." I'd get a phone call.
10/09/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Jobthingy, our littlest one is almost 11, too. She'd completely get into swinging on it, (we let her use our room to watch TV when we are watching an R rated movie downstairs, she's pretty respectful kid. But, how do you tell a 10 year old, ... More
ROFL! My 11 year old would totally rat me out also. not even to her friends. it would be to the teachers cause she would be so excited about it. "my mom has a swing!" in that squeaky excited voice.
10/19/2010
Midway through Midway through
not intimidated.. but havent tried one.
10/25/2010
Mr. E Mr. E
We recently purchased a LoveSwing. It's not intimidating at all. Unfortunately, we have NOT used it yet. I still need to find a discrete place to hang it. The original location just won't work out...arrrgh!
10/25/2010
J's Alley J's Alley
I am not afraid of them, but I have no desire to own one.
11/02/2010
Phoenix713 Phoenix713
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
Am I the only person completely intimidated by a sex swing?
I'd try one, but I don't know how yet!
11/02/2010
Miss Naughty Kitty Miss Naughty Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
Am I the only person completely intimidated by a sex swing?
i guess i understand how you could be kinda afraid like it couldn't feel very secure. but i really want to try one.
11/02/2010
PussyGalore PussyGalore
I would love to try one, but we're in an apartment so that's kind of unlikely. I'd also like to try a pole so I strengthen my legs and arms but that's probably out of the question as well.
12/03/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
I'm only intimidated about the installation. Knowing my handyman skills, we'd pull the whole ceiling down the first time we used it. I wonder if "Geek Squad" does sex swing installations...

However, I would love to try using one.
Well, the ones affiliated with whatever chain store that is probably don't, but I'm fairly certain that not all of the independent operators would hang up on you if you asked.
12/03/2010
mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
saving up so get the pleasure swing. i really really want it.
12/10/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I am almost past due on a review because mine kind of scares me a bit. It is so sturdy, but I'm afraid of getting an ankle caught in it while trying to get out and just...hanging or hitting the floor! I have not fully used it yet!
12/10/2010
Not here Not here
OMG, I love mine. I recently got the Pleasure Swing for the Video Review Rumble, and it is quite possibly the best invention known to man. Since there's so little effort involved, my man wants to fuck me even more. When we're done, I kind of just swing around with a dopey smile on my face. It is a bit intimidating to get into the first time, but with the help of my man, I was able to securely get into place. I highly recommend it!!
12/10/2010
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Unique posters: 57