What could I say to a snoopy family member if they discovered my Liberator Pulse?

Ningyo Ningyo
Hello,
So today I finally got my Liberator Pulse in the mail. And it's bigger than I was expecting...

I still live at home with my parents and a sibling while going to college, and they're on the prudish side, so all of my 'fun' stuff needs to be hidden or at least inconspicuous. I already have the Liberator Wing which I found fine to leave around because it's just basically like a firm pillow--a normal pillowcase even fits over it. The problem with the Pulse is that its shape is unusual. I thought I was going to be able to hide it in my closet, but it's too big. I can get a regular pillowcase over it, like how I camouflage my Wing, but if a member of my family were to notice it and question me about it, what could I say it's for? A special neck pillow? Floor cushion?

Any suggestions are much welcomed and appreciated!
07/24/2012
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AlianneCimorene AlianneCimorene
Quote:
Originally posted by Ningyo
Hello,
So today I finally got my Liberator Pulse in the mail. And it's bigger than I was expecting...

I still live at home with my parents and a sibling while going to college, and they're on the prudish side, so all of my ... More
I'd try either hiding it under a pile of similar things (clothes, bed clothes, other linen, etc.) or calling it a special neck pillow, since it doesn't look like a floor pillow. Or if you have a lot of pillows at home, you can sick it with those and try to make it blend in. As a last resort, maybe find a bin or a bag to keep it in?
07/24/2012
Mwar Mwar
A bin may be a good way to go.

And honestly, if someone snoops, it's not your fault what they find. After I was a certain age my parents were like "you can snoop, but don't be shocked at what you find!" Because that's what I basically was asking for if I snooped.
07/24/2012
Ansley Ansley
"Hi, you may not know this, but I happen to be an adult with needs. Kindly divert your eyes and stay out of my room! Kthxbye."

That's how I would handle it. Probably should be said that my filter when it comes to family is non-existent.
07/24/2012
puppylove puppylove
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
"Hi, you may not know this, but I happen to be an adult with needs. Kindly divert your eyes and stay out of my room! Kthxbye."

That's how I would handle it. Probably should be said that my filter when it comes to family is non-existent.
I like this answer the best I also have the pulse and it is not something that could easily blend in with normal pillows, I live with my partner so it is not a big deal, mine just sits in the closet next to the rest of my toy storage.
07/24/2012
Kindred Kindred
Tell them it's the Abdomiciser you bought on TV to rock away the pounds. Crunches have never been so fun!
07/24/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
"Hi, you may not know this, but I happen to be an adult with needs. Kindly divert your eyes and stay out of my room! Kthxbye."

That's how I would handle it. Probably should be said that my filter when it comes to family is non-existent.
OMG! Me too.

We're two for two this morning, Stormy!
07/24/2012
brevado brevado
Honesty, I love it... and it definitely shifts the embarrassment back to where it belongs!
07/24/2012
digit88 digit88
Quote:
Originally posted by Ningyo
Hello,
So today I finally got my Liberator Pulse in the mail. And it's bigger than I was expecting...

I still live at home with my parents and a sibling while going to college, and they're on the prudish side, so all of my ... More
If they find it tell them it is a special neck pillow.
07/24/2012
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
OMG! Me too.

We're two for two this morning, Stormy!
And it's not even a full moon!
07/24/2012
aimtoplease aimtoplease
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Tell them it's the Abdomiciser you bought on TV to rock away the pounds. Crunches have never been so fun!
lol, nice
07/24/2012
Ningyo Ningyo
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
"Hi, you may not know this, but I happen to be an adult with needs. Kindly divert your eyes and stay out of my room! Kthxbye."

That's how I would handle it. Probably should be said that my filter when it comes to family is non-existent.
Lol, part of me would love to say that, but the other part couldn't handle the embarrassment.
I don't want them to totally freak out anyway, so it's best if I come up with an alternative use for my Pulse...
07/24/2012
Ningyo Ningyo
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Tell them it's the Abdomiciser you bought on TV to rock away the pounds. Crunches have never been so fun!
Haha, this is genius! I bet it actually could pass as some kind of exercise support thing.
Thanks for this great suggestion!
07/24/2012
Pinkshirt Pinkshirt
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Tell them it's the Abdomiciser you bought on TV to rock away the pounds. Crunches have never been so fun!
Haha that is exactly what I thought of an ab exerciser.
07/24/2012
Pinkshirt Pinkshirt
I have the liberator esse in my bedroom and when I have showed my house some people would ask about it because it has a peculiar shape and I just say it's a comfy couch. When I was living in a studio and had a couple of friends over, it was the topic of the night since I divulged what it was because one of my friends knew what it was and couldn't contain himself.
07/24/2012
geekkink geekkink
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Tell them it's the Abdomiciser you bought on TV to rock away the pounds. Crunches have never been so fun!
Other than the hey I'm an adult get over it answers I agree with, this sounds reasonable, I mean look at the shake weight, and that ball thing, and that rocking horse. Exercise equipment is becoming more sex toy day by day.
07/24/2012
Aishiteru Aishiteru
If I get one, I plan on either placing pillows around it on my bed or putting it in a corner with my yoga mat and blocks.
10/27/2012
nosrslylol nosrslylol
"So, I see you found my Liberator Pulse. How's the snooping going?"
10/28/2012
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