What the fuck is this thing?

I'm pretty sure it's a machine to practice carpet munching, hence the carpet on the botoom. Supposedly, the blood rushing to your head in the upside down position creates a swelling of the tongue, adding to the "for her pleasure" factor. Duh!

who ever plays with that ping pong paddle totally cheats... that thing is massive i mean really...

how do you miss the balls with that one!!! one swing and you got a sore loser...

ahah im on a roll.. ..okay enough of the corny jokes...


for the mystery toy

ok so this is how it works you tie some one up/lock them in the room (the camera guy who is now enslaved) and they have to sit infront of it and guess what it is to be freed ... that is like the best torture ever... i dont know what it is i dont think many people do so i think the camera guy uploaded the pic through his iphone so he could figure out how to get freed from the torture chamber, because he/she has no clue and has asked us for help...

its really simple... because you charge by the hour for torture? if he is real hardcore he'll stay for many hours..

props to whoever though of this idea... its totally epic

here's my guess, I agree with the others that it is for S&M/bondage, on the humiliation end (which I guess it all is) I think the astro turf is to keep the feet uncomfortable and inspire the need to wiggle although your 'master' will not like that and "ping pong" backing probably stays cold so if you do wiggle/back into it you'd get a sudden shock of cold. And of course the rest of it would be for getting tied up to, it's probably sticky from duct tape residue, if a dude can shoot a wad that far, well, I guess that's where the window comes in, it would be a sight to see.

I'm pretty sure that it's just for drying your clothes... you saw the clothes pins right? That's probably totally a fetish in Japan... naked, forced, laundry hanging, while being beaten with a whip and riding a plastic pony. I bet Agatha Cristie has seen more than her fair share of crying laundry maids! And also, the astro turf is there for that authentic outdoor feeling.

You're welcome.

I think the management put it there to distract you. You spend all your time trying to figure out what to do on it and before you know it the old lady is screaming your two hours are up. Then the other room which really is home for a film crew of a famous Japanese game show gets great stuff as your partner yells at you because there is not enough time left for a threesome with Agatha Christie.

Wait a minute, I recognize that! Isn't it the thing they used to wheel Hannibal Lecter around on? With optional astroturf just to make him feel slightly less depressed about being in jail with only 1ply toilet paper and no one to play backgammon with.

Happy people are less likely to eat you. That's what my mom always said.

This is obviously a dual function device for recovering from Jet Lag/Too Much Opium and kinky sex. We have all heard the theory that the best way to recover from Jet Leg/ Too Much Opium is to sit at the end of your hotel bed and make fists with your toes in the carpet (al la Die Hard!). Now you can get nailed from behind while making toe fists in the astro turf. This devise ensures that you do not get "plowed" over by your partner while making your toe fists. Saves time for all those busy bondage people in Japan.

This is clearly a tie-in device to the stocks. When you have an itch and can't scratch it, it's torture, right? Now, imagine you're naked, your hands are tied to the top and the itch is on your bottumular region.
The surface of that stretched fabric would be lightly lubricated, meaning you can't work up the necessary friction to scratch the itch. The astro-turf is there to cunningly remind you that the sensation on your feet is what you want on your arse, only you can't!
Those wily Japanese and their overly complicated and curiously fetishistic displays of sexual obscurity. I salute them, really.

It's a Bonerflex. Pretty much self explanatory if you knew anything about Japanese culture.

The first thing I would think of doing is pull ups, and the second would be chin ups. It looks like a better quality version of the Iron Gym.

It's Agatha Christie's stall. Every pony poops.

Ok, so what I'd like it to be is a sideways treadmill, where your slave has to support your head, shoulders, and torso while you walk up the wall, and the AstroTurf is totally there to cushion your masterful bum if your slave screws up and you fall.

What I really think? It's a stretcher to hang your slave from, and that's not AstroTurf, it's a Potty Patch (Google it, if you haven't seen the commercials) so you don't have to unhook him/her for bodily functions. It does look like the knobs on the side adjust the angle, so you can have him/her hanging forward, like from an overhanging cliff-face, or leaning back like he/she's on a cot. An awful cot that you can't get up from. I bet the back's waterproof too, so all bodily fluids run down it to the handy Potty Patch.

I think it looks like a thing to hang a slave on in different positions. Reminds me of stuff i've read in the beauty series by Anne Rice. Basically, you can hang the person upside down or upright. You could probably tie their hands up and then tie their ankles to the top so their privates are totally exposed and vulnerable. You could have them hang and paddle their ass while you command them to walk on air (if they don't touch the ground)...I read that in the books so its not from me.

This looks like an exercise machine for pull ups and wall sits. We used something similar in gymnastics to balance on our head for our headstands. That's my guess.

very interesting