LMAO...or else! That was cute. I have not tried the rotating beads. I heard those break easy. But it's worth a shot! Thanks for the idea!
I would say that loose beads (like in the Rabbit Habit) tend to jam and can even get lodged in places in the shaft (I've had it happen on that toy, actually) but something with ball bearing style beads (like the Wild G) or beads on a track will hold up better.
We haven't tried any with the rotating beads inside (yet), but I agree that the whole rotating shaft thing is uncomfortable. I have the Rosebud dual-action vibe, and I always leave the shaft control turned off and just use it like a dil while the clit stimulator is on.
I bought a big red elephant style vibrator like that. I thought the rotating beads would add to the experience, but they don't do anything for me. What DOES add to the sensation is that it does swivel as it rotates and that feels great. I will say the beads on this vibrator are well designed. I'd love to link ya to it, but I bought it at a different store.
I've never tried a rotating shaft toy, though I would like to for novelty's sake. Some of my early exposures to sex toys were seeing the rotating shaft of a rabbit vibe. I thought it looked freaky and intimidating, so I guess I've mellowed on that front.
I love rabbits, but I do not care for the rotating/bead feature. I always just leave that off. They're also too easy to break and don't hold up to clenching IME. I have a waver too, and the waving motion really doesn't do much for me either. But, I still love my rabbits. I think my favorite as far as internal stimulation is the Ina, because it just vibrates internally which is really nice.