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Does it have to sparkle?

Miss Jane Miss Jane
Vamp review
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I like vampires, and I like things that are shiny.

But I do not like my vampires to be shiny.

Could there be a non-sparkly version of the Vamp? (did I read somewhere that is used to be non-sparkly, but then Twilight happened and it was made sparkly, or did I imagine that?).

Just for thought - I can see the logic behind not being able to have multiple versions of one project out; at the same time, lots of products are available in more than one color and it could be a choice like that.
11/05/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
I like vampires, and I like things that are shiny.

But I do not like my vampires to be shiny.

Could there be a non-sparkly version of the Vamp? (did I read somewhere that is used to be non-sparkly, but then Twilight happened and it was ... More
The Vamp is modeled after the Tantus Sire, only sparklier.

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11/05/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
The Vamp is modeled after the Tantus Sire, only sparklier.

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Thanks! I really, REALLY like the shape of it..
11/05/2009
Sir Sir
I agree, the shape is lovely. Aside from the Vampire aspect, the sparkly coloring is very lovely. I think that without the sparkly addition, and maybe making the color a bit more grey (dead-like), it would make that prosthetic perfect.
11/05/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by Sir
I agree, the shape is lovely. Aside from the Vampire aspect, the sparkly coloring is very lovely. I think that without the sparkly addition, and maybe making the color a bit more grey (dead-like), it would make that prosthetic perfect.
I'm with you.

I almost said "they should make a zombie dildo!" but .. as much as I love zombies, and as much as I love sex toys, and as awesome as it would look.. I don't want to think about zombies while having sex ><

But I still want a werewolf dildo. I'm not even sure what it would look like. It might just look like every other dildo, except a little hairier.
11/05/2009
Sir Sir
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
I'm with you.

I almost said "they should make a zombie dildo!" but .. as much as I love zombies, and as much as I love sex toys, and as awesome as it would look.. I don't want to think about zombies while having sex ><

But I still want ... More
Well, a werewolf penis would need to be like those dildos that have hair attached to them, in a bit of a pinker tone. And a zombie dildo would be cool, why not? It could be a greenish-grey tint, with red veins. Would look very lovely actually.

Personally, though, my favorite is vampires. I'm much more into the vampire lifestyle than any other.
11/05/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by Sir
Well, a werewolf penis would need to be like those dildos that have hair attached to them, in a bit of a pinker tone. And a zombie dildo would be cool, why not? It could be a greenish-grey tint, with red veins. Would look very lovely ... More
I love me a good vampire. But he has to be a Dracula-era vampire.. I want bloodlust, and evil-ness, and general bad-assery. Though I could do without the hairy palms.
11/05/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by Sir
Well, a werewolf penis would need to be like those dildos that have hair attached to them, in a bit of a pinker tone. And a zombie dildo would be cool, why not? It could be a greenish-grey tint, with red veins. Would look very lovely ... More
A zombie-themed dildo would be pretty cool, as long as it didn't cross that line between 'amusing, creepy in a neat way, and fun' and 'necro' ;p
11/05/2009
Sir Sir
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
A zombie-themed dildo would be pretty cool, as long as it didn't cross that line between 'amusing, creepy in a neat way, and fun' and 'necro' ;p
HAHA! Well, I understand what you mean completely. And I agree about the vampire era, definitely Victorian times are much more attractive than this more modern approach (I've read the Twilight books, but the vampire aspect isn't what I like about them; I enjoy how the main characters deal with each other).
11/05/2009
JR JR
yeah, that is a very thin line. I'm a big fan of the Tentacle, though I've never one in person...I don't think...

WW - hmm...it'd have to be something that you can't cut or would seal itself or something

Zombie - hmm...maybe something severed looking (w/o looking too disturbing)

Vamp - DOES.NOT.SPARKLE. Vampires ash in daylight.

The blob - would have to be squishy yet keep it's general shape...could be fun

the invisible man - glass.

aliens - HOT!

am i missing anything?
11/05/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by JR
yeah, that is a very thin line. I'm a big fan of the Tentacle, though I've never one in person...I don't think...

WW - hmm...it'd have to be something that you can't cut or would seal itself or something

Zombie - hmm...maybe something ... More
Yeah. I love the idea of the Tentacle dildo, tentacle porn, etc.. but would never actually sex up an octopus.


Frankenpenis!
11/05/2009
JR JR
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
Yeah. I love the idea of the Tentacle dildo, tentacle porn, etc.. but would never actually sex up an octopus.


Frankenpenis!
would there be a way to have it arc in the middle safely? that'd be awesome!

I know how to do it too! Cut up and reattach different silicone dildos!

Miss Jane, good suggestion!
11/05/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by JR
would there be a way to have it arc in the middle safely? that'd be awesome!

I know how to do it too! Cut up and reattach different silicone dildos!

Miss Jane, good suggestion!
Muahaha. and it would have little bolts at the bottom that vibrated for clitoral/perineum stimulation.
11/05/2009
Goth Goth
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Originally posted by JR
yeah, that is a very thin line. I'm a big fan of the Tentacle, though I've never one in person...I don't think...

WW - hmm...it'd have to be something that you can't cut or would seal itself or something

Zombie - hmm...maybe something ... More
Ya know on Bad Dragon they have an Alien one, well, alien/dragon one, looks awesome!

And agreed, vampires do not sparkle, fairies do.
11/05/2009
Gary Gary
Great suggestions... I am all for the zombie / horror / gore toys as well! A bunch of things have come in various conversations Victoria and I have had.
11/05/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by Goth
Ya know on Bad Dragon they have an Alien one, well, alien/dragon one, looks awesome!

And agreed, vampires do not sparkle, fairies do.
Oh yeah. I want one of just about everything on Bad Dragon!
11/08/2009
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by Gary
Great suggestions... I am all for the zombie / horror / gore toys as well! A bunch of things have come in various conversations Victoria and I have had.
So now I'm looking at your 'aka', and thinking.. Yeti dildo? Bigfoot dildo? Loch Ness Monster dildo? lol
11/08/2009
Jill Ingoff Jill Ingoff
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
The Vamp is modeled after the Tantus Sire, only sparklier.

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Hi Miss Cinnamon! I'm not the OP but, I have a question about the Tantus vamp. Can you feel the ridge underneath the head of the dildo? I have the adam's pleasureskin dildo and the ridge definitely hurts when I use it. What's your opinion? Thanks!
11/20/2009
Purple Foxglove Purple Foxglove
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Originally posted by Jill Ingoff
Hi Miss Cinnamon! I'm not the OP but, I have a question about the Tantus vamp. Can you feel the ridge underneath the head of the dildo? I have the adam's pleasureskin dildo and the ridge definitely hurts when I use it. What's your opinion? Thanks!
I've had the Vamp for awhile now (and love it) and can say that the ridge around the top of the head is definately pronounced, but it kind of tapers down around the bottom. It's got a lot of give too, not stiff or rigid at all. I haven't noticed any discomfort. I'll be putting a review up on my blog pretty soon, so I'll take some pictures of the underside's ridge to put in there too. =)
11/20/2009
Purple Foxglove Purple Foxglove
Also, looking at it, the glitter is really really subtle. If I wasn't looking for it, I'm not sure I would even notice it. Nothing at all like the super-shimmer of that video clip Tantus has, even in the sun. Regardless, I really love the slippery-soft density and gently raised ridges on it.

Hahaha FrankenPenis is a GREAT idea! xD
11/20/2009
EndlessFrost EndlessFrost
This is such a beautiful toy.
09/13/2010
Trashley Trashley
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
A zombie-themed dildo would be pretty cool, as long as it didn't cross that line between 'amusing, creepy in a neat way, and fun' and 'necro' ;p
oh my lord. best idea ever put to paper.

wait, keyboard. whatever.
09/14/2010
Madeira Madeira
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
I like vampires, and I like things that are shiny.

But I do not like my vampires to be shiny.

Could there be a non-sparkly version of the Vamp? (did I read somewhere that is used to be non-sparkly, but then Twilight happened and it was ... More
It's actually not that sparkly, it's very pretty really. I love this toy, and I honestly really really really dislike twilight.
09/14/2010
bleedingthoughtsofyou bleedingthoughtsofyou
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
I like vampires, and I like things that are shiny.

But I do not like my vampires to be shiny.

Could there be a non-sparkly version of the Vamp? (did I read somewhere that is used to be non-sparkly, but then Twilight happened and it was ... More
it doesnt seem that bad. is it?
09/14/2010
tigerkate tigerkate
I dunno, I don't get really excited for the sparkly idea either. It seems so girly, which isn't quite "me"
but to each his/her own? if it works well, and its shape looks rather nice, then i MAY sacrifice my non-sparkly sextoy requirement...
09/15/2010
deletedd deletedd
Your Review was awesome, And I LOVE REALISTIC DILDOS.! =P
11/17/2010
Kimbertrees Kimbertrees
The sparkles are what turned me off of this product. Vampires are not meant to be sparkly.
11/17/2010
Lavendar Menace Lavendar Menace
There's some good ideas in this thread! [zombie dildo!!]

I like the sparkly toy!
11/17/2010
moonlitlilly moonlitlilly
I'm not a Twilight fan - please no one shoot me, I'm allowed to have an opinion - so making the "Vamp" sparkle seems ridiculous to me. If they wanted to make something for twilight fans that's fine, but make a normal one, too!
11/27/2010
Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood
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Originally posted by moonlitlilly
I'm not a Twilight fan - please no one shoot me, I'm allowed to have an opinion - so making the "Vamp" sparkle seems ridiculous to me. If they wanted to make something for twilight fans that's fine, but make a normal one, too!
I think the toy is beautiful, but I can't stand Twilight. I understand what you mean.
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