Oh Xtreme pack g-spot bullet, how I love thee!
How are you so wonderful, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet? How do you do it? Day after day, you deal with me shoving batteries in you and then jiggling them out. You let me wash you, unplug you, and throw you in my toy case. And you never falter! When I saw you in a sex toy store recently, I gasped and babbled on about how amazing you are to my boyfriend, because he was standing there, even though he already knows. You inspire me, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet. Just one question: can I call you something else? Your name sucks.
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3 months ago
*laugh*
One of my newest acquisitions is called "Pyrex dildo mini latty pocket rocket" -- it is seriously in need of a nickname.
I think I'll call my toy 'pete'. Reply
One of my newest acquisitions is called "Pyrex dildo mini latty pocket rocket" -- it is seriously in need of a nickname.
I think I'll call my toy 'pete'. Reply
3 months ago
3 months ago
Milk, not sexy? I've seen some pretty sexy pictures involving milk. I would have a hard time calling a sex toy "Latty" though. If I pronounce it different then it makes me think "Laddie" in an Irish accent. Professor X is not a bad name for the Xtreme - includes a nice comic book reference. Continuing the X-men theme you could call your Pyrex dildo "Pyro".
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3 months ago
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