Oh Xtreme pack g-spot bullet, how I love thee!

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Oh Xtreme pack g-spot bullet, how I love thee!

Epiphora Epiphora
Xtreme pack G-spot bullet
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How are you so wonderful, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet? How do you do it? Day after day, you deal with me shoving batteries in you and then jiggling them out. You let me wash you, unplug you, and throw you in my toy case. And you never falter! When I saw you in a sex toy store recently, I gasped and babbled on about how amazing you are to my boyfriend, because he was standing there, even though he already knows. You inspire me, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet. Just one question: can I call you something else? Your name sucks.
09/04/2008
Spiking Glue Spiking Glue
*laugh*

One of my newest acquisitions is called "Pyrex dildo mini latty pocket rocket" -- it is seriously in need of a nickname.

I think I'll call my toy 'pete'.
09/04/2008
Epiphora Epiphora
Latty is kind-of cute. Maybe I should call mine Xtreme or Mr. Xtreme.
09/04/2008
Spiking Glue Spiking Glue
Latty just reminds me of Cafe' Latte', which makes me think of milk. I never could find milk sexy....

I might be tempted to call mine (should I ever be privileged to own one) Professor X. But sometimes my nicknames are longer than they ought to be...
09/04/2008
Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
Milk, not sexy? I've seen some pretty sexy pictures involving milk. I would have a hard time calling a sex toy "Latty" though. If I pronounce it different then it makes me think "Laddie" in an Irish accent. Professor X is not a bad name for the Xtreme - includes a nice comic book reference. Continuing the X-men theme you could call your Pyrex dildo "Pyro".
09/04/2008
Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
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Originally posted by Epiphora
How are you so wonderful, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet? How do you do it? Day after day, you deal with me shoving batteries in you and then jiggling them out. You let me wash you, unplug you, and throw you in my toy case. And you never falter! When I ... More
LOL girl, I LOVE your writing style
05/31/2009
LilyLust LilyLust
Question. Did it only come with the one attachment? I have a similar product that comes with two different one that can be use simultaneously. I'm asking cause I'm always looking for something better, and the one I have is magic to begin with.
06/01/2009
Britni TheVadgeWig Britni TheVadgeWig
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Originally posted by Epiphora
How are you so wonderful, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet? How do you do it? Day after day, you deal with me shoving batteries in you and then jiggling them out. You let me wash you, unplug you, and throw you in my toy case. And you never falter! When I ... More
It cannot be any worse than a toy with the word "beaver" in it's name. That just DOES. NOT. make me want to use it.
09/06/2009
BusyMe BusyMe
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Originally posted by Epiphora
How are you so wonderful, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet? How do you do it? Day after day, you deal with me shoving batteries in you and then jiggling them out. You let me wash you, unplug you, and throw you in my toy case. And you never falter! When I ... More
Carrie Ann said the Xtreme pck G-Spot is an ALIEN SHIP COMING IN FOR LANDING OR SOMETHIN..Call it Scottie haha
03/28/2011
swaggsohott12 swaggsohott12
lol
07/26/2011
Rhazya Rhazya
Posted in the wrong area on accident, feel free to remove...
10/06/2011
NaughtyNikkie NaughtyNikkie
I'd go with "Wonder G"
haha
10/07/2011
SexyStuff SexyStuff
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Originally posted by Epiphora
How are you so wonderful, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet? How do you do it? Day after day, you deal with me shoving batteries in you and then jiggling them out. You let me wash you, unplug you, and throw you in my toy case. And you never falter! When I ... More
True! Bad name!
Jan 9, 11:48 am
Mizzy Mizzy
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Originally posted by Epiphora
How are you so wonderful, Xtreme pack g-spot bullet? How do you do it? Day after day, you deal with me shoving batteries in you and then jiggling them out. You let me wash you, unplug you, and throw you in my toy case. And you never falter! When I ... More
Hehe, yea, the name makes me think of a mountain dew ad or something
Jan 21, 4:46 pm
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