So, I decided I'm going to have an incredible evening to myself. Grab out the endless pleasure vibrator. OOOH YEAH. I am all about hands free this night. I grab out the box of batteries and get them into the vibrator. I insert endless pleasure and Wow. We are off to a beautiful place. My eyes are rolling and I am grinding. Totally into it. Think to myself, this is incredible. Then all of a sudden I smell smoke. (this only happens to me) I pull back the sheet and there is smoke rising. Yeah, from the vibrator that is in me. So, of course pull it out and shut it off. Open it up and the batteries melted the wires. How would that look on the 10 O'CLOCK NEWS OR BREAKING NEWS "WOMAN DIES BY VIBRATOR"
lmao this is a true story.