Sooo... talk me out of buying MiMi, please?

MiMi II is in my cart, taunting me... leering at me.

I don't need it. I have the Uma, and my love for the Uma burns like the fire of 10,000 suns. It beats every other vibrating toy I've ever tried on all fronts. Nothing beats the vibrations. Strong, not buzzy but not overly rumbly, focused but not pinpoint, never numbing, always great through pressure. The silicone is lovely, it holds a charge for freakin' ever, and it's so lovely to look at.

And that's why MiMi is in my cart. What if my Uma dies? What if a bear breaks into my apartment and eats it? What if lightning strikes while it's charging and it explodes? What if there's a nuclear blast and it doesn't survive? How would I survive with only a dozen backup vibrators to my name? OBVIOUSLY buying a MiMi would prevent such a horrible situation.

I DON'T NEED IT. I still haven't tried vixskin or wood, clear purchasing priorities, yet MiMi sits in my cart.

I should buy Raquel first, right? Or a Hardwood dildo?

...Or a MiMi that I don't need?

(I want the damn MiMi.)

(I don't need it.)

(WHAT ABOUT THE BEARS?) less

The craziest thing just happened.

I ran out to grab some groceries, and I left my front door open, storm door closed (small town).

When I came back, sure as shit, there was a bear lumbering through the door.

She went straight to my computer, snorting and snuffing, and bought the MiMi (yes, the new one). In purple. To match my Uma. She even remembered to include free toy wipes.

Weirdest bear attack ever. less

The craziest thing just happened.

I ran out to grab some groceries, and I left my front door open, storm door closed (small town).

When I came back, sure as shit, there was a bear lumbering through the door.

She went straight to my computer, snorting and snuffing, and bought the MiMi (yes, the new one). In purple. To match my Uma. She even remembered to include free toy wipes.

Weirdest bear attack ever. less