Vibrator Instruction Manual

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Vibrator Instruction Manual

Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
California Exotic wants to make sure you know what to do with your toys...


I've never gotten a toy that I didn't know, or at least have some idea of, how to use. That being said, I realize first-time toy users and those who receive unexpected gifts may not know how best to use said toy for sexual fun. So I actually read the “Vibrator Instruction Manual” that came with the last toy I received.


There are some general good points to the “manual” like how to insert batteries, warnings about cross-storage of differing materials, and potential skin reaction/irritation issues. But....


I cannot resist sharing part of the “Instructions for Use”


1. Apply a reasonable amount of lubricant to the surface...


2. Insert the batteries....




Attention toy users: Please check out forums and/or leave a post if you have questions on how to use your toy. Please don't lube it up and then attempt to insert the batteries!!!


LOL!!!
12/02/2008
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LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
All I can do is shake my head... lol.
12/03/2008
Dame Demi Dame Demi
Check out Bulma's review on the SaSi and its instruction booklet. VERY handy to know you shouldn't use it on your eyes, you know...
12/03/2008
LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
I guess you just hafta watch out for the people that aren't very bright. I've worked in a pharmacy for a few years and there's one brand of inhalers that has the warning label "don't spray into eyes."
12/04/2008
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Dame Demi
Check out Bulma's review on the SaSi and its instruction booklet. VERY handy to know you shouldn't use it on your eyes, you know...
Thank you for making me laugh with that comment
12/04/2008
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