Weirded out?

That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
I love corn but never tried it with vaginal juices.. it might be healthier than slathering it with a table spoon or more of butter.. and I think it would be funny if some one actually did it in a porno and ate ALL of it

I can't imagine the toy being very expensive.. i'm going to check for the price..
02/28/2009
Gary Gary
Ok... both Deeper and Johnnyfuckerfaster, were jokes about kids with those names getting busted having sex. Their mom or whoever busted them would be disapprovingly yelling their name at them over and over until they would respond, "I'm fucking her as fast as I can". I know, pretty lame.

The other one was stupid too, but funnier. I think it's one traveling salesman ends up staying in this farmers barn. The farmers tells him to make himself at home, "but, whatever you do, don't stick your dick in the 3 holes in the wall". So of course the salesman lays awake tortured by the curiosity of what is on the other side of each of these 3 holes. So he gets up in the middle of the night to find out (and of course I would have done the same thing).

So he sticks his dick in the first hole and it feels good. Then he sticks his dick in the second hole and it feels even better... so of course next he goes for hole number three. He is awakened the next morning by the farmer who tells him that his wife was behind hole number one, his daughter was behind hole number two, and a milking machine set on high was behind whole number three.

There was a little bit more flare to them as I seem to recall when I heard them on the playground as a kid, but you get the gist of the jokes. If you ever manage to catch the Mr. Show version of the 3 holes joke, you will be rolling!
03/02/2009
MissApple MissApple
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm ... More
Personally I find that apealing. It just looks so nasty and definetly seems like a gag gift. I also imagine that the ridges of all those kernels that they've detailed into the product would feel great!
06/08/2009
Brittany Nickhole Brittany Nickhole
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Jane
I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm ... More
I laugh every time I see it too. I understand that it's made like that so no one else will know it's a vibrator but..come on, how many of us are such big fans of corn that we keep a big fake ear of it lying around our rooms?
06/21/2009
dv8 dv8
If it were made of a safer material than rubber, it'd be great for my sub's cornhole.
11/23/2010
Xavier7 Xavier7
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Originally posted by Spiking Glue
This specific vibrator always makes me laugh my ass off, actually.

See, there's this really, really, really corny, horrible, cliched YAOI movie called "Boku no Sexual Harassment" -- It's licensed, so if you want to see it ... More
I want you to know that the rape part of the post thoroughly angered me. To me it sounds like you think this is funny and no part of rape is funny, no matter the context. I flagged this post because I find it disgusting and absolutely in no way appropriate for the forums. I have been raped, as a matter of fact, and it was not funny to me. I think you should have refrained from putting this on the forums and should refrain from it in the future. It's very immature.
01/17/2011
IndependentlyHappy IndependentlyHappy
I just commented on this same vibrator in the "What about other fruits?" thread. From the comments, I'm pretty sure that the shape and appearance of this vibe elicits giggles/chuckles from the majority of the people who have seen it. If the toy works, I don't think that would really stop me from using it - although I'm one to talk since I balk at toys that come only in pink. :/

Xavier7: I'm so sorry that that happened to you.

Also, the "Korean girls can be so lovely" comment in the same post made me raise an eyebrow. I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or be kind of weirded out.
01/17/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by Spiking Glue
Hah. "Corny". No pun intended.
Lol - good one.

I think it's funny too. Doesn't weird me out. Although I couldn't see myself using it.

That ain't my bag baby!
01/18/2011
*Huxley* *Huxley*
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Originally posted by megganmarie
Yes, yes, that's the one!

For those of you who haven't been enlightened:
Two men were stranded in the woods, crawling along, gasping for water. They wandered and wandered thru the woods and..lo! and behold! there in the middle of ... More
Oh no! This joke. It will never die.


..Still funny, in that disgusting, 'oh no you didn't type' (said in Maury Povich guest voice) of way.
02/01/2011
Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
Not sure about this one, but I know that there is a parody vibe of a corn cob from a rather comic Anime Yaoi(Gay relations) that involves it. XD
02/01/2011
UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Haha corn! That's awesome.
02/01/2011
TumorCrunch TumorCrunch
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Jane
I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm ... More
i love it. i have a food things tho...lol
03/11/2011
7Miles 7Miles
HaHa! The perfect gift for my older sister!
03/13/2011
Kina Kina
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Jane
I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm ... More
All I can think about is the Yaoi My Sexual Harassment. Definitely do not want.
03/13/2011
Seventeen Seventeen
h-how did I.. How did I get here again? Why did I just read through all of it? What was I doing before all of this..?

*shakes head* Eh'right.. About the corn thing.. I'unno, to me it sounds kinda funky. I guess I would, if the feeling's there.. Though I have no real relation to corn.. so nyeah, it doesn't really do much for me :p
10/20/2011
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