When it comes to vibrators, I don't exactly consider myself an expert. Although I own so many, I have yet to try some of the widely known vibes such as all of the Jopen Vanity line or the recent line from LELO. I think my most expensive vibrators were either massagers (Hitachi, Mystic, etc.) or my Je Joue MiMi and Lelo Mia. I can't say I own any other expensive ones. I do own a lot of mediocre vibrators, though.
So my question is, aside from what EdenFantasys says, who here considers themself a vibrator expert and why? If you're not an expert at vibrators, what are you an expert at?