Would you pay $2,000 for a vibrator?

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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Yes, I did say two thousand dollars. I was browsing around JimmyJane's website and visited the special edition section, and wow. I had to check this thing out, just because it costs so much. Because the Little Steel Tonight looks pretty much exactly like the Little Chroma, but costs so much more, I had to find out why. Then I saw that it also featured 28 black diamonds.

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It's so cool in theory, but I don't think I could ever justify spending that much money on any vibrator, no matter how cool, sparkly, or limited edition. What about the rest of you?
08/29/2010
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Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Yes, I did say two thousand dollars. I was browsing around JimmyJane's website and visited the special edition section, and wow. I had to check this thing out, just because it costs so much. Because the Little Steel Tonight looks pretty much ... more
Nope there's no way! It is pretty though
08/29/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
Definitely not. I think that one and another JJ vibe that's super expensive, are intended for people who have that kind of money to spend.
08/29/2010
Contributor: MnWolf MnWolf
I have better things to spend my money on. This is just one of them things that isn't sane. I suppose if you have just won the lottery... but otherwise, it isn't practical in my book.
08/29/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by removedacnt
Definitely not. I think that one and another JJ vibe that's super expensive, are intended for people who have that kind of money to spend.
Oh I know it's a complete luxury splurge item that you buy to be able to say you have, I just don't think I've ever seen one priced that high before, lol
08/29/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Yes, I did say two thousand dollars. I was browsing around JimmyJane's website and visited the special edition section, and wow. I had to check this thing out, just because it costs so much. Because the Little Steel Tonight looks pretty much ... more
Nope I definitely would not unless I just had extra money to spend!
08/29/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
While "expensive" is all relative, I would not buy it. Heck, for $2000, I'd expect it to get me off, clean my house, and tuck me in for the night
08/29/2010
Contributor: TheSexista TheSexista
Even if I had money like that to piss away, I would never spend $2000 on a toy!
08/29/2010
Contributor: TheSexista TheSexista
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Originally posted by Kindred
While "expensive" is all relative, I would not buy it. Heck, for $2000, I'd expect it to get me off, clean my house, and tuck me in for the night
No shit! Take care of the kids, be set in gold and walk the dog!
08/29/2010
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
Why? Especially when a $30 one does the same thing for me
08/29/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
If I won the lottery, sure! I'd buy one for me and all of my friends too. Under any other circumstance, no way. I also would be concerned about those lil diamonds either scratching me or getting lube stuck between them LOL.
08/29/2010
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Definitely not. However this one has the advantage of having a replaceable motor, unlike the Lelo vibrators that are silver and gold plated and worth thousands too.
08/29/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Absolutely not, and the dealbreaker here is that for $2000 you don't even get a cool lyric. You get a crappy one from a former member of...the Eurythmics? For two grand I want to be mailed a vibrator and the rights to "Sweet Dreams," thank you very much.
08/29/2010
Contributor: clp clp
Haha, I feel alone in this: YES. I don't know about you, but I already squander away my money for toys and gadgets. As long as it doesn't put me in the hole, why not? Some girls like clothes, or shoes, some have hobbies they splurge on, but I spoil myself with sex. And if that means collecting the ridiculous, so be it.

At that price range, it really isn't a matter of use--it is about brand, and 'status' above other vibes. Maybe I am a toy snob, but that reads as 'damn awesome' to me. I would build it a special glowing case for my fireplace and when guests come over, wield it like the mighty sex-sword that it is.

..Just to note, I'm not particularly crazy about this collaboration (I don't know who David Stewart is, or why his words are on the vibe), although the diamonds are a beautiful touch. I actually like the Jamie Hewlett little chromas more. If you like the Gorillaz, you should definitely check these out. I want the whole set!!
08/29/2010
Contributor: clp clp
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Originally posted by Owl Identified
Absolutely not, and the dealbreaker here is that for $2000 you don't even get a cool lyric. You get a crappy one from a former member of...the Eurythmics? For two grand I want to be mailed a vibrator and the rights to "Sweet Dreams," ... more
Ooooooh... so thats who he is.
*shoulda done my research* *doesn't make much difference*
08/29/2010
Contributor: clp clp
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Originally posted by clp
Haha, I feel alone in this: YES. I don't know about you, but I already squander away my money for toys and gadgets. As long as it doesn't put me in the hole, why not? Some girls like clothes, or shoes, some have hobbies they splurge on, but I ... more
Post overload, I know, but I just laughed imagining someone calling and asking what I'm doing.
"Oh, me? I'm just screwing myself with my TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR DIAMOND VIBRATOR. Its not a big deal, just THE MOST AMAZING SEX RIDE OF MY LIFE. What about you?"
08/29/2010
Contributor: Pandahb Pandahb
Not worth it. Diamonds are meant to be shown off, who shows off the stick they jam in their puss?? Not me!
08/29/2010
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
No - first of all I have one of these plated in Platinum frankly it's not worth the what I paid for it and that was a lot less than $2k.

But I have to say that no matter how well it worked I wouldn't go that high. I'm sure there's a market for it - not a mass market - a niche market of those who have the most expensive of everything.
08/29/2010
Contributor: Alegria Alegria
I have the Little Gold from them and I gotta say I'm not sure it's worth the normal price. The only reason I have it is because they had a huge discount that I couldn't pass up (it ended up $99 before shipping). I deff would not spend 2 grand on a similar one. Small diamonds like that don't even look appealing to me.
08/29/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Wtf if I'm gonna drop that much bank on a goddamned vibe it better have more than one speed.

I'd rather save up to buy a car, or something I actually NEED.
08/29/2010
Contributor: petite-n-sweet petite-n-sweet
Well lemme see, if I were rich.. and had an available 10K a month to spend I'd probably splurge on it.. id probably do it.. because I love my chroma.. and black diamonds are a nice touch. but yeah it would totally be for bragging rights.
08/29/2010
Contributor: twistedheartsx twistedheartsx
No way!
08/29/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
No. I have kids to support and help them pay for college, when we can afford that.

If I were a rich, millionaire or billionaire. NO, not for this one. If there was one that guaranteed I'd get off each and every time, it would be powerful and body wracking orgasms, that it was easy to use during sex (any kind) and worked 100% of the time, maybe. But, not for diamonds.

Who shows things like this off?
08/29/2010
Contributor: Alegria Alegria
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Originally posted by P'Gell
No. I have kids to support and help them pay for college, when we can afford that.

If I were a rich, millionaire or billionaire. NO, not for this one. If there was one that guaranteed I'd get off each and every time, it would be powerful ... more
Maybe if you're in the industry and everyone who knows you knows what you do?

Unsure. But I think if someone showcased it, they'd look materialistic.
08/30/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
I'd rather use that money for a gaming rig laptop than a vibe.
08/30/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I'm willing to drop a load of cash for quality, but it seems like here the vibe itself would be the same--it would just be sparklier, essentially. So I'd only be getting it for the bragging rights that come with it. "I've got a two thousand dollar vibe in my purse! It's got black diamonds on it! It's looking down its sleek, expensive nose at your grubby little rabbit!" Nothing wrong with bragging about the stars of your collection; it's just not my style, is all.

Now, if it were a jewel encrusted mini vibe that I could wear like a necklace... Hmmm
08/30/2010
Contributor: AU AU
I don't like to spend over $500 on anything. I think the only thing (other than something kind of necessary) I would spend $2,000 on is a trip to another country. I wouldn't spend $100 on that that vibrator. It isn't pretty to me. Not even with the black diamonds. But diamonds aren't something very appealing to me...I'm kind of weird.
08/30/2010
Contributor: Sera Sera
Gosh, I don't really even like this vibrator. The writing is unique surely, and the price should mean that this toy promises to last a long time-But it better if it costs that much! I suppose that it depends how much you're willing to spend, and not only that, but what you want in quality and in terms of a vibrator. For me, it would depend on the buyer.
08/30/2010
Contributor: buzzvibe buzzvibe
No. There is no way I'd spend that much on a vibe. But if somebody wants to give one to me, I'll gladly accept it.
08/30/2010
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
I'm more concerned with how well something is going to work than what it looks like... and while I would never be in the position to own something of that caliber, I could see spending more than normal on something will really get the job done, but not just because its pretty.
08/30/2010