Your Guaranteed Orgasm Vibrator?

Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
I have a simple hard plastic g-spot vibrator that never did much for my g-spot but works miracles on my clit - it is the one I can turn to to get me off in a matter of minutes, every time, no matter what else I've tried or how long I've been working at it. It doesn't do much for me as far as penetration or foreplay, but it's like just turning it on automatically presses my orgasm button. It's kind of like a get-it-done safety net. I have lots of other toys that work well, but nothing else that has ever worked quite like this one.

And it's dying. The vibration has gotten uneven and the buzz just isn't as strong, even with new batteries. I think she's on her last legs, and I can't really complain seeing as I probably paid about $13 for it a few years ago and use it constantly.

Does anyone have a toy that they can always turn to, no matter what the situation, to work quickly for them? I'm hoping for a recommendation of something to replace her with.
07/15/2010
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Contributor: Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
I have a simple hard plastic g-spot vibrator that never did much for my g-spot but works miracles on my clit - it is the one I can turn to to get me off in a matter of minutes, every time, no matter what else I've tried or how long I've been ... more
My california exotics passion bullets!! They have to be THE most reliable orgasm producing toy that I have. I have others that work pretty often but these are seriously no fail for me. It's just something about the type of vibrations and the shape of the mini-probe one that does absolute wonders on my clit.
07/15/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Quote:
Originally posted by Alicia
My california exotics passion bullets!! They have to be THE most reliable orgasm producing toy that I have. I have others that work pretty often but these are seriously no fail for me. It's just something about the type of vibrations and the ... more
I'll look into them! Thanks

I know what you mean about the others - I have a ton of great toys that almost always do it, but not every time, and not right away. I'm going to this one when she's gone!
07/15/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
I have a simple hard plastic g-spot vibrator that never did much for my g-spot but works miracles on my clit - it is the one I can turn to to get me off in a matter of minutes, every time, no matter what else I've tried or how long I've been ... more
The Wahl 7 in 1, along with some kind of penetration for me. It isn't "guaranteed" (nothing is now days ) but it is as close to guaranteed as it gets for me. It isn't pretty, but DAMN, it gets the job done.

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07/15/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Cal Exotics High Intensity Bullet! It pinpoints my clit and delivers high voltage vibrations and it's under $15 bucks. the only downside is that it takes N batteries which aren't cheap. I'm trying to find them in bulk
07/15/2010
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
The Joanna Angel bad ass g bullet is really quite awesome and not super pricey, batteries last forever!
07/15/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Thank you all - my wishlist is growing! I'll have to grab at least a few of these because I want to have a replacement for mine before she dies altogether and I don't think she's got much time left.
07/15/2010
Contributor: LiftedUp LiftedUp
For my wife, hands-down, the Hitachi Magic Wand. When that thing is on her clit, she couldn't stop herself if she tried.

One of the great things about it, is that it's REALLY durable too. We've had it for years, and never had a single problem with it. No batteries to replace either!

It would be hard for me to believe that any woman out there HASN'T heard of the hitachi, but if that's the case, it can be found HERE
07/15/2010
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
My wife has two go-to vibes. The first is a surprisingly simple inexpensive one called Lanny's Vivid Dreams link. It recently died and tried to replace it with the Mystic Wand - her response was that's OK - but when do I get a new LVD? I guess that says it all.

The second go-to I've written about before is the original Decadent Indulgence link. We've had that one for a long time - maybe I better think about getting another - before they stop making it! Don't want to disappoint!
07/16/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
My Lelo Gigi. Oh my goodness!!! It is my toy-love. It's funny, because I have the Lelo Ina too, and I sort of ignore it because of the Gigi, but everytime I use the Ina it is the super duper orgasm-giver too. Those are definitely my two. Gigi before Ina though. I think it is just because Gigi is a no-brainer to use while Ina takes some time to adjust.
07/16/2010
Contributor: Miss B Haven Miss B Haven
My go to vibe is the Couture Rhythm, I need the dual stimulation. It's pricey but well worth the results for me
07/16/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
Lately, I really don't have a guaranteed orgasm-giver. It was, until recently, the Xtreme pack g-spot bullet (used clitorally), but it has started shorting out.
07/16/2010
Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
Right now, I am favoring the My Pet vibrator. It's so strong, but I love all the different speeds/pulsations it has. <3
07/16/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
My favorite right now is the silver bullet!
07/16/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
It changes, but I really love either the DeLight (for dual orgasms) or the Acuvibe Mini (for intense clitoral orgasms). I also am sort of hooked on cheapie bullet vibes. Sometimes less is more
07/16/2010
Contributor: joja joja
Definitely the Desire by Evolved Novelties. I originally bought it because the ridges looked lovely, but I found them way too intense for penetration. However, the texture and vibrations are just perfect on my clit... it is now known as "Old Faithful" and is the toy I always reach for when I'm just not quite getting there.
07/19/2010
Contributor: Sera Sera
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
I have a simple hard plastic g-spot vibrator that never did much for my g-spot but works miracles on my clit - it is the one I can turn to to get me off in a matter of minutes, every time, no matter what else I've tried or how long I've been ... more
That sucks!
08/24/2010
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
Lelo Ina, I haven't had it terribly long but it's definitely replaced my previous guaranteed vibrator already.
08/24/2010
Contributor: V.T.T V.T.T
My Hitachi is a pretty surefire romp for me. It's not a fantastic vibe for face-to-face intercourse but for mutual self-lovin' and solo stuff it's one of my favorites. Actually my husband likes it for himself A LOT as well...we fight over it sometimes...hehe.
Also though, a simple bullet is a guarantee as well. One of these is easy to use for me in loads of positions during sex AND regular ol' masterbation as well.
08/24/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
On the more expensive side, I would say the Jimmy Jane Form 2. On the less expensive side my favorite is the Inked Vibe Royal link
08/24/2010
Contributor: aleong aleong
That would be the LELO Gigi for me. Never fails me!
08/24/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
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Originally posted by removedacnt
On the more expensive side, I would say the Jimmy Jane Form 2. On the less expensive side my favorite is the Inked Vibe Royal link
I'm very interested in the Form 2 right now - I'm going to enter as much as possible for the one up for grabs on Eden Cafe this week.

In other news, LOL, I've found my new get-off-quick toy - and by accident. I ordered an acuvibe mini because I wanted to try one of the high powered wands and the thing is a Godsend! It may even be better than what I had before. Thank you all for your responses though, you've put MANY toys in my wishlist!
08/24/2010
Contributor: ChandraNH ChandraNH
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunsmoke
My wife has two go-to vibes. The first is a surprisingly simple inexpensive one called Lanny's Vivid Dreams link. It recently died and tried to replace it with the Mystic Wand - her response was that's OK - but when do I get a new LVD? I ... more
The original decadent indulgence is also my go-to guaranteed orgasm toy. 0 to orgasm in about a minute.
09/05/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
I have the Iconic Bullet. Love it, and it's waterproof, so it's great to take in the shower, it never fails!
09/05/2010
Contributor: I'll Miss You EF :( I'll Miss You EF :(
I splurged on the Hyper bunny rabbit vibrator by california exotics. And I'm totally glad I did, I don't even have to work with the internal stimulation, the clit vibration is enough to get me off, every single time!
09/05/2010
Contributor: Liz Liz
Oh my gosh, the Cone. For sure. That thing has gotten me off when I'm tired, frustrated, over-thinking, sleep-deprived... you name it. No matter what's in the way, the Cone can do the job.
09/06/2010
Contributor: EndlessFrost EndlessFrost
Sadly I'm still looking for it. I just ordered 6 new things, so hopefully one of them will be The One.
09/12/2010
Contributor: blah :) blah :)
passion probe curvy,for sure!
04/02/2011