Guys, into what do you ejaculate when you masturbate?

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Guys, into what do you ejaculate when you masturbate?

Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
...ew
10/20/2011
AHubbyof2SexualMinds AHubbyof2SexualMinds
Mostly into a tissue.
01/20/2012
switzerland switzerland
skin, then wipe it up with a towel!
01/20/2012
Allstars316 Allstars316
Skin-hand and stomach
01/20/2012
Swish Swish
i find condoms and magic socks around his room
01/20/2012
greed greed
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
everywhere.
02/13/2012
jenny10 jenny10
UsuLly into a cup or on a plate I have laying around but I do enjoy sucking a dildo while masturbating and on those times I like to cum on the dildo then suck it all clean afterwards.
02/23/2012
mlmac mlmac
Paper towels, condoms and in the tub during a shower.
02/23/2012
bsgs bsgs
anywhere really, hand, towel, tissues, toilet, sink, shower, stomach, sometimes itll go the distance and go over my shoulder or hit my face...cleaning up kinda sucks, but its whatever, its only cum
02/23/2012
spineyogurt spineyogurt
Old reliable
03/05/2012
dks210 dks210
Normally his hand.
03/27/2012
Entropy Entropy
Multiple answers would have been cool. If I'm in a hurry and need to stay clean and neat then I'll shoot into tissue. If I'm using a masturbator then yah, I'm totally jacking my load into some synthetic fibers. If I have time to burn and no masturbator around, then I'll splooge into my my hand and let it drip in between my tightly clinched fingers before washing my hands and member.
04/03/2012
cepl5869 cepl5869
towel then wash for sure
04/03/2012
Hallmar82 Hallmar82
I have sleeves, but I usually only use them with my wife as foreplay or as a backup plan.
04/03/2012
SubmissiveFeminist SubmissiveFeminist
I dated someone who usually just did it into his boxers, then changed. *shrugs*
04/08/2012
RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
My guy usually does it onto his stomach/chest then eats it. He likes to come on my body when its being offered then licks it off.
04/08/2012
jmex83 jmex83
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
whatever is handy?
04/11/2012
CollegeFun2014 CollegeFun2014
Right on to the stomach. All natural haha. Then it gets cleaned up with a towel or boxers or whatever is just lying around.
04/12/2012
Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
My boyfriend does it on himself, then he cleans himself.
04/12/2012
Jordan B Jordan B
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
For those of you who don't know, a "magic sock" is, it a normal sock into which a guy comes so many times without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Nasty? Yes. Real? Also, yes.
Funny and disgusting!
04/12/2012
Jordan B Jordan B
I use toilet paper or kleenex. No muss no fuss.
04/12/2012
michael scofield michael scofield
I bought a 12 pack of socks. I use each one till it gets crusty then I wash them. I find that is easier this way then to use tissue cause that cost money and using socks to catch sperm is less messy.
04/15/2012
Why Not? Why Not?
I used to have a "special shirt" when I was a teenager (yes, I would wash it between sessions). Now though, usually just a wash cloth.
05/24/2012
Llahsram Llahsram
Meh. Usually a tissue or my leg.
05/24/2012
MissYouBubbles MissYouBubbles
Quote:
Originally posted by fymenfolk
Oh dear lord.
It probably wasn't meant the way I took this when I read it, but it made me laugh. I pictured this Oh dear lord being typed with an eye roll. Mental image just funny
05/24/2012
Upyourreviews Upyourreviews
I voted other for him cause he only masturbates when I'm somewhere around then tracks me down to come on ME! lol
05/26/2012
sextoylover sextoylover
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
if im using the computer i might shoot on the comp by accident but most of the time its a sock or tissue
06/25/2012
sextoylover sextoylover
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
For those of you who don't know, a "magic sock" is, it a normal sock into which a guy comes so many times without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Nasty? Yes. Real? Also, yes.
my friend and i did that wen we were younger haha gtms
06/25/2012
Stark Stark
I only really bother in the shower, no clean up

Also probably explains why a get a rocker every time I walk in the bathroom
06/25/2012
comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
Toilet paper
06/25/2012
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Unique posters: 61