Has your penis ever "cracked"?

Vaccinium Vaccinium
No, seriously. I've asked my friends whether this happens to them, and I have gotten bewildered looks back.

Every once in a while, my penis will crack the same as a knuckle or neck can. When it happens, it does so at the base of the penis when it is pushed downward. For me, it feels like a combination of a joint cracking and hitting your funny bone. Suffice it to say, it's a really strange sensation.
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Yes.
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No.
21  (30%)
Seriously?
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Total votes: 71
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Kindred Kindred
There is a suspensory ligament that helps to hold the penis up against the pubic bone. Since there is obviously no joint associated with the penis, perhaps you are describing some sort of damage to this ligament.
01/22/2011
cheech1 cheech1
during sex ? if so yes only like 2 times ....has happened to a few other guys i know not sure why ..never heard of a the funny bone feeling tho
01/22/2011
Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
Have had this happen with my Husband and previous partners too. Usually when the thrusting is going steady and fast but they accidentally pop out of me for a moment and then hit my pubic bone instead of gliding back in.
01/22/2011
MeliPixie MeliPixie
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Originally posted by Misfit Momma
Have had this happen with my Husband and previous partners too. Usually when the thrusting is going steady and fast but they accidentally pop out of me for a moment and then hit my pubic bone instead of gliding back in.
I've had that happen. I scarcely noticed, but my boyfriend said he hit my pubic bone hard enough to hurt the tip of his penis a little. He stopped and asked if I was okay, to which I gave a bewildered, "Huh?!" I was bruised later but again, didn't even notice when it happened.

There didn't seem to be any popping sound or sensation, I made sure to ask when he brought it up later. It's sometimes referred to as "breaking one's dick," and can result in penile bruising and the inability to use it for sex for a couple weeks to a month.
01/22/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by Misfit Momma
Have had this happen with my Husband and previous partners too. Usually when the thrusting is going steady and fast but they accidentally pop out of me for a moment and then hit my pubic bone instead of gliding back in.
This is precisely how it happens to me.
01/22/2011
Porfiriato Porfiriato
Yikes, that does not sound like fun
01/22/2011
Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
There is a suspensory ligament that helps to hold the penis up against the pubic bone. Since there is obviously no joint associated with the penis, perhaps you are describing some sort of damage to this ligament.
That is what I was thinking also
01/23/2011
moonch1ld moonch1ld
I put down yes but what I've experience is more like a cramp though not as painful. I think it happens once in a while when I flex my pc. Not sure though. It's never happens during sex though.
01/23/2011
Sexymami69 Sexymami69
I'm answering for my b/f and yes his does, he usually 'stretches it' as he says
01/23/2011
Xavier7 Xavier7
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
No, seriously. I've asked my friends whether this happens to them, and I have gotten bewildered looks back.

Every once in a while, my penis will crack the same as a knuckle or neck can. When it happens, it does so at the base of the ... More
No, thank goodness. Your poor guy! I'm so sorry.
02/03/2011
BadassFatass BadassFatass
I've never heard of that before...but that really doesn't sound like fun.
02/12/2011
Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by BadassFatass
I've never heard of that before...but that really doesn't sound like fun.
I've never heard of this before. If it was my guy I would be so concerernd I would have hi mget it checked our call a medical help line for more information on what it could be and if it could create permanent problems....
02/12/2011
SexyStuff SexyStuff
Did NOT know this could happen.
02/14/2011
bunny love bunny love
I've never heard of that, but I don't have a penis.

I'm tempted to call my boyfriend and ask him! Luckily, he's used to me calling at strange hours (it's 2am here) to ask random questions. haha.
02/14/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
I truly appreciate the concerns many of you have posted here about this. I don't have any performance-related issues associated with it, and it's not like it is the only part of my body that cracks where there is no joint (I can pop my nose and sternum at will). Since it occurs so rarely (it's probably been a year or so since the last time), I'm not overly concerned about it.
02/14/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
No, seriously. I've asked my friends whether this happens to them, and I have gotten bewildered looks back.

Every once in a while, my penis will crack the same as a knuckle or neck can. When it happens, it does so at the base of the ... More
That is a fairly common thing actually though usually not in the same degree as you report! It is a release of blood and a reaction of the same suspensory ligament that Kindred talks about. Generally it's nothing to worry about but I would mention it to my doctor if it happens frequently. Be very careful during vigorous sex not to bend the erect penis as it can actually 'break' which usually requires surgery to correct and is VERY painful. Watch for any unusual swellings (pun not intended) at the base of the penis or along the shaft. If you ever suffer pain or anything unusual (for you) then talk to a Dr. Otherwise enjoy your uniqueness.
02/14/2011
TheSinDoll TheSinDoll
Ouch and Holy Hell.

I know once, The Husband's 'cracked' and was bruised to hell and back. It made a full recovery, but it looked rough there for a while.
02/14/2011
PussyGalore PussyGalore
Is this the same as breaking the 'banjo string'?
02/14/2011
Tidwtrguy Tidwtrguy
This hurts just thinking about it.
03/04/2011
Ghost Ghost
Never. Heard of it tho. Have gotten it bent down quickly. Hurts. Can't imagine having it crack.
06/04/2011
TheHardOne TheHardOne
What exactly cracks? I can't even imaging this happening.
09/01/2011
squire squire
Your penis can become damaged in a few ways, one of which is where the tubes that inflate or deflate with blood pop or break (either corpus cavernosum or spongiosum). Can be bad as if there is a pop and then significant discoloration there might be a break where blood is filling the tissue from the tubes meant to operate your erection...You can tear also, which might make a noise, but can lead to a sort of peonies curve to the penis due to scar tissue.
09/01/2011
The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I have no clue how it could crack. I just can't picture it.
09/01/2011
emiliaa emiliaa
Haha seeing as I'm a girl... that's both disturbingly painful and hard to picture.
09/02/2011
KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
No, seriously. I've asked my friends whether this happens to them, and I have gotten bewildered looks back.

Every once in a while, my penis will crack the same as a knuckle or neck can. When it happens, it does so at the base of the ... More
Oh my, this sounds kinda scary.
09/02/2011
KrazyKandy KrazyKandy
I have never heard that, I just asked my hubby and he has never felt that either so I'm going to guess its not normal.
09/02/2011
FleurDevereux FleurDevereux
I've made it happen to my husband a couple times, on accident. When it happens we have to stop having sex for a few days...
09/02/2011
Lucky21 Lucky21
Outch! No... nothing like that.
09/03/2011
SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
No, seriously. I've asked my friends whether this happens to them, and I have gotten bewildered looks back.

Every once in a while, my penis will crack the same as a knuckle or neck can. When it happens, it does so at the base of the ... More
my betetr half has and he just hkept going the pain he said caused him to want it more
09/03/2011
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