Honestly, what's your size?

El-Jaro El-Jaro
I see "I'm an average sized guy" a lot around EF.

The problem with that is that unless you've done actual side by side comparisons with another guy, all you have to go on is data. We all know that it's unhealthy and kinda dumb to compare your size to what you see in porno. So, all we really have to go on is the above or what our significant others tell us.

So, what is your size?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
5  (2%)
4  (1%)
12  (4%)
87  (28%)
85  (28%)
57  (18%)
5  (2%)
31  (10%)
14  (5%)
9  (3%)
Total votes: 309
Poll is open
11/15/2009
Saraid Saraid
I noticed that you can't select both length and girth. I was going to vote for my boyfriend who is about 7 1/2 inches and about 2 inches in girth.

I know I'm not a man, but maybe this will help your data. (I honestly have no clue what average even is).
11/15/2009
El-Jaro El-Jaro
huh, it's supposed to allow both.
11/15/2009
Tuesday Tuesday
Wikipedia gives exact average measurements if you look up 'penis.' I'm too lazy to do that and list them for you. They're more modest than I would have guessed.

But really, average size is wonderful. Truly. And so many other factors matter as much or more than size.
11/15/2009
Saraid Saraid
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
Wikipedia gives exact average measurements if you look up 'penis.' I'm too lazy to do that and list them for you. They're more modest than I would have guessed.

But really, average size is wonderful. Truly. And so many other ... More
I'm doing it and I'll report back!
11/15/2009
Saraid Saraid
Average length = 5.1-5.9 inches
Average girth = (circumference) 4.84 inches
11/15/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
whats the fun in a porn star dick... check out my average dick... its way better


my dick gets hard enough and i can put a coin on the end and flip it and play a fun game like heads or tails...

i can fold it into what looks like a crazy knot

i can shake my torso and make an odd flapping sound (I thought it was funny when my friend did it)

got forskin? you can put your weed in there.. give it to your partner and he/she can suck 2 joints......... yeah...

its the right size to make a mangina (stick your dick between your legs and your balls, looks like a vag..)

fits in a bun, really i mean who didn't fantasize about doing the hot dog salesperson.. (am i the only one?) i thought it would make the game at least tolerable..
11/15/2009
hornymommy hornymommy
Quote:
Originally posted by That Weird Guy
whats the fun in a porn star dick... check out my average dick... its way better


my dick gets hard enough and i can put a coin on the end and flip it and play a fun game like heads or tails...

i can fold it into what looks like a ... More
hahah!
Love this post!
11/19/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
i tell all the bitches my dicks 11 inches
now shes got stitches, now it looks like a witches

bitch got no class, she gave me some sas
i tried to stick it in her ass, she said ill pass

i tried some oral she said it was immoral
i gave her a little whirl, she done hurl

she said it was tight and it hurt all night
we had a big fight, i said im done alright

i tried to pay, she said whoa hey!
this aint a buffet, that cost a k!

need some advice or a shrinking device
it looks real nice but at what price................. ....


LOL wtf i cant stop rappin its just as fun as fappin OMG!!! make it stop my brains gonna pop.....this aint fun i hope im finally done...
11/21/2009
Jen&Clint Jen&Clint
Well couldn't get girth in on my hubbs size, 6 in length and 5 1/2 in girth. I actually took them one night cause I was curious and wanted to see. That weird guy....you are a trip!! that had me laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee my self
11/25/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
I measured again and to my surprise im a little bit longer than when i last checked...



I used the ruler backwards.. *wink**wink*


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11/27/2009
Pleasureman Pleasureman
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
I see "I'm an average sized guy" a lot around EF.

The problem with that is that unless you've done actual side by side comparisons with another guy, all you have to go on is data. We all know that it's unhealthy and ... More
Average is about 5-6 inches although many men are also 7 inches. Some people include 4-5 inches as average as well.
01/11/2010
TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
My bf is 8 inches and as thick as a redbull can. I don't know the inchage on the red bull can, we just did the 'around the house' sizing.

I've never had sex with anyone under 7. Although I did blow a couple who were. I prefer large. Not saying I wouldn't do anything smaller, I just like my guys to be larger...
01/13/2010
xsapphirexangelx xsapphirexangelx
Quote:
Originally posted by That Weird Guy
I measured again and to my surprise im a little bit longer than when i last checked...



I used the ruler backwards.. *wink**wink*


(WARNING - Side Effects: May cause shrinkage for some users, use at your own risk. Minor ... More
your my new favorite =D
02/01/2010
Keeshia Keeshia
Lulz @ That Weird Guy -- good stuff

Hubby is 6 inches long 5 inch circumference. My favorite <3
04/09/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
My bf ranges but on average about 7 inches long and 6 inches circumference. However his head is thicker. And he can get thicker when about to orgasm.
04/21/2010
Gardenvy Gardenvy
Quote:
Originally posted by That Weird Guy
whats the fun in a porn star dick... check out my average dick... its way better


my dick gets hard enough and i can put a coin on the end and flip it and play a fun game like heads or tails...

i can fold it into what looks like a ... More
You shi+ is hilarious!
Thank you for making me laugh!
05/04/2010
Gardenvy Gardenvy
Quote:
Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
My bf is 8 inches and as thick as a redbull can. I don't know the inchage on the red bull can, we just did the 'around the house' sizing.

I've never had sex with anyone under 7. Although I did blow a couple who were. I ... More
Agreed.
05/04/2010
Elodie Elodie
I don't like large penises; I've never been with a guy who's a whole lot above average, but the bigger guys haven't felt nearly as good as the smaller ones. Besides not feeling as good, they're a lot more likely to hurt me accidentally. And if a guy was really big, it would take a lot of time and persuading for me to have sex with him. Because ow. Perfectly average size is perfect for me.
05/04/2010
Kinky Skier Kinky Skier
im about 6.5 inches, though on a great day 7.25 inches, and 1.5 inches at its widest, right behind the head. I have a great cock.
05/04/2010
trios trios
Not me! I am 4-5 inches in length. And 4.75 in in circumference. Boo hoo. I guess it could be worse, no complaints from my wife (or ex girlfriends) and most importantly- it works!!!
05/04/2010
Kaen Kaen
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
I see "I'm an average sized guy" a lot around EF.

The problem with that is that unless you've done actual side by side comparisons with another guy, all you have to go on is data. We all know that it's unhealthy and ... More
7.25 to 7.5 inches, kinda depends on how hard I am...REALLY hard it's 7.5 inches.
I guess about 2in or a little less in girth. So have all the girls who gasp & think I'm big actually being honest or just sayin the typical BS to all us dudes for ego boosts or something?
07/02/2010
Smiling Bob Smiling Bob
I am one of the average guys...I have seven by six...with a curve at the right place
07/13/2010
PassionQT PassionQT
Until my hubby joins this community, which I've advised he do, I'll have to vote for him. He's just shy of 8", average girth though. I wish he were a bit thicker, especially after I've had children. I like to joke about him "impaling me with that spear". Sometimes it's too much, and I wish he were a bit shorter and thicker. Other days I wish he had a "mandingo" cock, but that is why I have my dildos!
07/14/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
That Weird Guy said: "
i can shake my torso and make an odd flapping sound (I thought it was funny when my friend did it) "

That's The Dick Dance, all males learn it by the age of about 18 months, from what I have seen. It's so prevalent, I've seen my neighbor do it out his living room window at his wife, and I caught a peek. hee hee hee hee My Man does it standing on the bed (a water bed) and singing after he's gotten laid sometimes. I guess he feels celebration is sometimes in order.

Men. Gotta love 'em.
07/14/2010
Annemarie Annemarie
My partner is one of the guys that throws everything off. He's 11 inches long, 6 inches in girth. I've measured it myself.
07/19/2010
Blinker Blinker
My guy is about 7" long and I don't know how thick. I hate math. But it's thick enough to hurt if we haven't done it in a while. It's like the perfect size for me. I hate 'em too big because a big dick makes a man cocky and a lot of times they can't live up to their own standards. And that's where my quote comes from
07/19/2010
Miss B Haven Miss B Haven
My honey is just under 7" with 5" girth. I have had both bigger and smaller and I really prefer between 6-8", otherwise it is uncomfortable for me.
07/19/2010
trios trios
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss B Haven
My honey is just under 7" with 5" girth. I have had both bigger and smaller and I really prefer between 6-8", otherwise it is uncomfortable for me.
what about girth?
07/19/2010
YoungCouple YoungCouple
A bit above 8 Inches, Six around, and about 2 across with the upward curve.

And i thought we needed this joke in here:

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest, average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you.
07/27/2010
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Unique posters: 95