Is your penis named?

Zandrock Zandrock
Do you have a name for your penis or has your partner named it? If so what is the name. I will start. My girlfriend calls my penis Sparkles ever since we had a bath with a bath bomb and it included sparkles in it. Afterwards my penis had sparkles on it and the name has now stuck
07/21/2012
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ejrbrndps ejrbrndps
no name for it, maybe she will name it
07/26/2012
Trysexual Trysexual
No name
07/31/2012
rockblenny rockblenny
No I haven't
07/31/2012
Layenna Layenna
My ex named it "little baby carrot" just to throw her friends off. I'm about 9" in length, so the name's not really fitting. Sometimes she used to call it richard too.
08/04/2012
Istanbull Istanbull
Nope, never will.
08/06/2012
lineswecast lineswecast
I think it would be pretty funny to name my BF's penis, but I don't think he would find it so funny! Lol.
08/06/2012
Bittenflame Bittenflame
Yep, dork. And my best guy friends is named megatron
08/06/2012
Two Grand Two Grand
I call him "Little Pee Wee don't get me wrong he ain't little or small, he is 7 1/2" long and thick. my ex named him.
08/14/2012
Why Not? Why Not?
"Lothar-Master of all he Surveys"

But seriously, no he doesn't have a name. For a while my partner called him "Jimmy Tingle" but I think that was mostly to annoy me.
09/14/2012
Jaxxie Lifeless Jaxxie Lifeless
skillet
10/19/2012
Jaxxie Lifeless Jaxxie Lifeless
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Originally posted by Jaxxie Lifeless
skillet
inside joke thing lol
10/19/2012
Major Panda Major Panda
Bob Saget......... JK no name
10/20/2012
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