Would you use this dildo?

Kiss Kiss

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SCARY!

Hello, all my women folk!
I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.

I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!

What is YOUR first thought?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Wow, awesome--I would love to try that!
2  (2%)
Interesting…might be fun.
16  (12%)
Not my thing.
69  (53%)
…Holy crap…no, no…never…
33  (25%)
Other ('cause)
10  (8%)
Total votes: 130
Poll is closed
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XYCopperheadSly XYCopperheadSly
"Dick sword"
02/09/2013
Mikemanz Mikemanz
hmmmm...really doesn't look that unusual to me...
02/09/2013
chelly411 chelly411
I'd be willing to try it.
02/09/2013
sktb0007 sktb0007
Quote:
Originally posted by XYCopperheadSly
"Dick sword"
That's what it looks like to me too LOL! I don't find it scary though.
02/09/2013
novanilla novanilla
I would use it if it was made of another material, but I saw that item a week or so ago and it is made of rubber, so I wasn't interested.
02/09/2013
marriedlady123 marriedlady123
Wow...not quite my thing!
02/09/2013
FLIPxMODE FLIPxMODE
never
02/09/2013
Trysexual Trysexual
Billy club
02/09/2013
sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
Not my thing
02/09/2013
Rossie Rossie
It's the perfect weapon to whack a burglar!
02/09/2013
KinkyNicki92 KinkyNicki92
i would keep this in my house to beat the shit out of someone with.. no thanks.
02/09/2013
captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Kiss

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SCARY!

Hello, all my women folk!
I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.

I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!

What is YOUR first thought? ... More
would be fun if it wasn't so damn long
02/09/2013
captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by XYCopperheadSly
"Dick sword"
bahahahahha
02/09/2013
HarlequinBunnie HarlequinBunnie
Quote:
Originally posted by KinkyNicki92
i would keep this in my house to beat the shit out of someone with.. no thanks.
Second the motion. Put a note on the front door that says:

"Enter at your own risk! I have a Dick Sword and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Hey that might work. Ha ha ha
02/09/2013
Rory Rory
To big for me!
02/09/2013
CoffinGirl CoffinGirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Kiss

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SCARY!

Hello, all my women folk!
I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.

I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!

What is YOUR first thought? ... More
The handle is pretty weird looking, but it's designed for one party to use on another, so the design itself makes sense. They could have made it a bit more realistic though.
02/09/2013
CoffinGirl CoffinGirl
Quote:
Originally posted by XYCopperheadSly
"Dick sword"
Reminds me of that Hollywood Undead song and their reference to their "Gentleman Swords" bwhahaha!
02/09/2013
TrenchcoatHunters TrenchcoatHunters
Quote:
Originally posted by Kiss

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SCARY!

Hello, all my women folk!
I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.

I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!

What is YOUR first thought? ... More
Hell no
02/09/2013
comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
I'd be willing to try it
02/09/2013
zwee75 zwee75
Quote:
Originally posted by XYCopperheadSly
"Dick sword"
^ this!
02/09/2013
The Vixen The Vixen
Quote:
Originally posted by XYCopperheadSly
"Dick sword"
^ Lol, that's great.
This toy's not really my kind of thing.
02/09/2013
falalena falalena
Quote:
Originally posted by Kiss

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SCARY!

Hello, all my women folk!
I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.

I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!

What is YOUR first thought? ... More
no thanks...
02/09/2013
laflauta laflauta
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
It's the perfect weapon to whack a burglar!
Haha! I don't think that burglar would ever return.
02/09/2013
JennSenn JennSenn
Get a pair and have a dick sword fight. Actually, there's two more versions on this thing.
02/09/2013
Incendiaire Incendiaire
I don't find it attractive.
02/09/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Quote:
Originally posted by novanilla
I would use it if it was made of another material, but I saw that item a week or so ago and it is made of rubber, so I wasn't interested.
novanilla, Tantus has some silicone versions, link and link If they weren't out of stock, I'd try one on sale.
02/09/2013
VeganChick (is Gone) VeganChick (is Gone)
I don't care for realistic dildos, and I definitely don't care for that.
02/09/2013
SilverMinxxx SilverMinxxx
Oh heck no! I don't like realistic dildos at all.
02/10/2013
charmedtomeetyou charmedtomeetyou
no thank you!
02/10/2013
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Unique posters: 95