What do you call your vagina?

Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Maybe you call it your beaver, snatch, or Marie Osmond.

I've heard it be called a Trapper Keeper and snakehole.

I call mine everything from cooter to twat.

What about you?
08/06/2010
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Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I call hers "Brat"
08/06/2010
Contributor: Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
I call her my "box" LOL Got that term from my boyfriend. I also like pussy and cunt too.
08/06/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
I generally say pussy or vagina, but when I'm in a sillier mood, I use squish mitten. I got it from a Bloodhound Gang song and it's just more fun.
08/06/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
I generally say pussy or vagina, but when I'm in a sillier mood, I use squish mitten. I got it from a Bloodhound Gang song and it's just more fun.
Squish mitten?

That is too cute! I'm telling my boyfriend that one. He'll love it
08/06/2010
Contributor: Jenna.J.Ross Jenna.J.Ross
Pussy or Vajayjay squish mittens is an adorable nickname tho
08/06/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
I generally say pussy or vagina, but when I'm in a sillier mood, I use squish mitten. I got it from a Bloodhound Gang song and it's just more fun.
Omg, how freakin' cute.
08/06/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
I named her Trouble... because everyone wants to get in Trouble!
08/06/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
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Originally posted by Annemarie
I named her Trouble... because everyone wants to get in Trouble!
HAHAHAHHA!

You rock, girl
08/06/2010
Contributor: FAM4LIFE FAM4LIFE
I second vajayjay, or vagina. My friend calls it a "woofie" sometimes, and I think that's great!
08/07/2010
Contributor: usmcwife99 usmcwife99
In general I call it pussy, or every now and then vajayjay....

when ime at the docters or have to act like a polite women in some profesinal setting if it should come up its vagina
08/09/2010
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
Trouble!! I love it!!

Sometimes just WhoHa
08/10/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
I just call it my vag--I'm not very creative.
08/10/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
Maybe you call it your beaver, snatch, or Marie Osmond.

I've heard it be called a Trapper Keeper and snakehole.

I call mine everything from cooter to twat.

What about you?
Marie Osmond. Hahahaaaa!

I call mine a Yoni (Hindi word, from ancient Sanskrit meaning, "the place where all life comes from") A vagina. A cunt. A pussy (I PURGED myself of externally caused objections to those words and now embrace them) and once in a while if I'm in a funny mood, A Cootch.

For some reason the word "VaJayJay" rubs me the wrong way. Oprah maybe? (She's seems to be an extremely sexually repressed woman, and embraces the "Victim Identity" too much and seems to think all other women should do the same things.) To me, it's a baby word. Like my mother used to call my "parts" "A Binky." The first time I heard someone call a pacifier a "Binky" I almost passed out.

My kids were raised on the proper words for their body parts, including sexual organs. I don't really like words that are TOO cutesy for sexual organs. Although I occasionally call my husband's penis a "Pee Pee Wee Wee" but only joking. He tends to pee outside in our yard (we live in a wooded area, which is semi rural) and I say things like, "Don't do that, the neighbors will see your little PeePeeWeeWee." But, usually I just say, "For heaven's sake, Man, put your dick away."
08/10/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Pussy, cunt, hole. I try to avoid the word vagina as I hate it, but I use it in technical situations.
08/10/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I've called mine plenty of things, but recently I read a book in which the author referred to a vagina as 'cookie'. I'd never heard it done before that, lol
08/11/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
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Originally posted by Jul!a
I've called mine plenty of things, but recently I read a book in which the author referred to a vagina as 'cookie'. I'd never heard it done before that, lol
Cookie lol that's cute! I'm reminded of Betty White's SNL sketch about her 83 year old bran muffin
08/11/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
I call it many different things, hoo-hoo, hoo-ha, cooch, coochie, vajayjay, virginia, pussy, girly bits, and sometimes yes even vagina!
08/11/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Alicia
I call it many different things, hoo-hoo, hoo-ha, cooch, coochie, vajayjay, virginia, pussy, girly bits, and sometimes yes even vagina!
Oh and Bajingo!! I forgot that one!
08/11/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
When I'm feeling silly? Coochie, cooter, vajay, etc. Usually just vagina or vulva if I'm referring to the whole thing, or pussy or cunt, depending on my mood.
08/11/2010
Contributor: Sensual husband Sensual husband
Kitty
08/11/2010
Contributor: joja joja
Mostly vagina. In sexual situations, pussy or cunt.
08/12/2010
Contributor: Lady Venus Lady Venus
kitty
08/12/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Blinker
Cookie lol that's cute! I'm reminded of Betty White's SNL sketch about her 83 year old bran muffin
That's hilarious, I don't think I've seen it tho
08/12/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Alicia
Oh and Bajingo!! I forgot that one!
Every time I hear bajingo I think of Elliot on Scrubs, lol
08/12/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
Maybe you call it your beaver, snatch, or Marie Osmond.

I've heard it be called a Trapper Keeper and snakehole.

I call mine everything from cooter to twat.

What about you?
Marie Osmond??? Pussy, cunt, vagina, pink taco, lady bits that's about it. I love the term Lady Garden though
08/13/2010
Contributor: NymphetamineKiss NymphetamineKiss
I tend to dislike "vagina" aside from proper usage - I see people write that they've "shaved their vagina" - that's pretty damned unlikely.

Vag just sounds like an insult to me.

I'm all for the reclamation of the term cunt, I also like Pussy. If talking about the outward parts and their folliage or lack thereof, it will often be termed lady garden!

When I was growing up, I was told to use the word "diddle". Don't ask me... I have no idea.
08/13/2010
Contributor: Heather Heather
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Marie Osmond. Hahahaaaa!

I call mine a Yoni (Hindi word, from ancient Sanskrit meaning, "the place where all life comes from") A vagina. A cunt. A pussy (I PURGED myself of externally caused objections to those words and now embrace ... more
Same here on Yoni.
08/13/2010
Contributor: petite-n-sweet petite-n-sweet
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Marie Osmond. Hahahaaaa!

I call mine a Yoni (Hindi word, from ancient Sanskrit meaning, "the place where all life comes from") A vagina. A cunt. A pussy (I PURGED myself of externally caused objections to those words and now embrace ... more
I just wanna say LOL @ "For heaven's sake, Man, put your dick away." I'll have to use that a few times.


I call it pussy, kitty, or vagina if Im near minors or elders
08/13/2010
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
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Originally posted by petite-n-sweet
I just wanna say LOL @ "For heaven's sake, Man, put your dick away." I'll have to use that a few times.


I call it pussy, kitty, or vagina if Im near minors or elders
I'd be scared to say that to my hubby, I might never see it again! lol
08/13/2010