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LOL! My Man isn't concerned too much with "Civilization." If he has to pee, it comes out.
Originally posted by
Alura Une
My 8 year old nephew thinks he can tinkle anywhere with shrubbery. Last year he darted outside to the front yard when he had to go. The bathroom was closer! And recently he used a bush at a very-peopled park. I scolded him lightly, and told him
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My 8 year old nephew thinks he can tinkle anywhere with shrubbery. Last year he darted outside to the front yard when he had to go. The bathroom was closer! And recently he used a bush at a very-peopled park. I scolded him lightly, and told him that I held my bladder for a trans-Atlantic flight. Again, the restroom was fairly close. I get freaked out when people are so comfortable with taking their normally hidden parts out. I feel there is a time and place for such things in civilized societies!
I certainly never hold it, I damaged my bladder, urethra and ureters from doing that when I was a kid. Had the worst surgery imaginable to repair it (worse than a 57 hour labor and a C Section. No lie.) So, when I have to go, I GO. I always manage to find a place, even it it's less than savory. I've peed in more filthy back room bathrooms and gas station comfort stations and bus stations than I care to think about, but I would NEVER want to go through that excruciating surgery again. My urinary tract is still damaged, it will be for the rest of my life, largely from "holding it" too long when I was a kid and too shy to use public rest rooms. And I'm always yelling at my kids, "DO NOT hold it! You'll end up in misery. Just find a place and GO! Hold you breath if you have to. Squat and don't touch the seat but do NOT hold your urine!" They've seen me, with the repeated Urinary Tract infections I've been left with, so they reluctantly listen.
As for My Man, he thinks "It's only piss. It's sterile. People have been pissing outside longer than we've had 'inside' so I go when I like it." As for his dick hanging out, he borrowed a line I used to use if people gave me a hard time for nursing my kids in public (Changing "breast" to "dick.") "If these people who are going out of their way to look at my dick haven't seen one yet, it's about time they did. I'm doing a Public Service." (He stole my line) He's an Old Hippy Dude and almost always simply does what feels good and thinks "fuck convention." It's one of the reasons I love him so much. Anyone who can give a finger to the uptight, Right Wing Establishment by pulling their dick out and pissing when they need to is a friend of mine. Your nephew would be at home and innocently free at our house.
We have plenty of bushes and woods to happily empty one's bladder.
