Where is the strangest place you have ever masturbated / had sex?

Gary Gary
When I was a kid I remember hearing jokes that seemed to indicate that people would masturbate in the broom closet. But it got me to thinking, if you have a need, you will find a place.

So where is the strangest place you have ever masturbated? Where is the strangest place you have ever had sex?
05/08/2013
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marriedlady123 marriedlady123
I have gotten off at work (in the bathroom) and at the gym
05/08/2013
Sammi Sammi
Well, not in a broom closet . When I was younger, I had sex in the back room of a fast food restaurant I worked at, after we'd closed - kind of a "Postman Always Rings Twice" scene. And on a baseball field. Those are probably my two strangest.
05/08/2013
eri86 eri86
Nowhere 'strange'.
05/09/2013
SaucyxGirl SaucyxGirl
Masturbation would be a bathroom at work. As for sex that would be toss up between a bathroom at a Night Club, an alley, or bathroom at work.
05/09/2013
Trysexual Trysexual
ON a golf course in broad daylight..on a secluded tee box.
05/09/2013
Glinteye Glinteye
Water trampoline.
05/20/2013
Glinteye Glinteye
Haha, I'm very proud.
05/20/2013
KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
Masturbated in the bathroom at work. Had sex in the bathroom of a classy restaurant. I've also jerked my boyfriend off on a plane.
05/22/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
At the drive-in theater, but that was it.
05/22/2013
Sbmsvschoolgirl Sbmsvschoolgirl
The car? Nothing all that exciting :/
05/22/2013
Munko Munko
I pretty much just do my business alone at home. Don't often get the urge out of the house to masturbate.

Sex, we had sex by a small waterfall just off a trail in the mountains. Sounds romantic but we had to stop because a little frog kept jumping around my head/face and I couldn't stop laughing at it. Definitely one of the strangest experiences for me!
05/24/2013
SydneyScreams SydneyScreams
While driving (masturbation).
At a theme part (oral sex).
05/24/2013
snowminx snowminx
Prob in middle/high school when I'd get really horny and play in the bathrooms.
05/25/2013
mdnght mdnght
A church bathroom, the elevator at school when I was a teenager, the middle of gym class hiding behind lockers (again as a teen. people probably saw me too :/ ), drive-in movie theater (while there was someone sleeping in the backseat :x ), in a corn maze... Damn, I never realized I've masturbated in such weird places XD
05/26/2013
babyrock babyrock
wow, lots of creativity here.
06/03/2013
MrWill MrWill
Public Library, College Library, At Work, At a funeral... um... driving down the highway.. lots of places.
06/03/2013
falalena falalena
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
When I was a kid I remember hearing jokes that seemed to indicate that people would masturbate in the broom closet. But it got me to thinking, if you have a need, you will find a place.

So where is the strangest place you have ever ... More
i had sex on a hotel roof while there was a block party going on below. in the middle of the student union. i got it on in a church during a youth group lock-in.
06/03/2013
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
When I was a kid I remember hearing jokes that seemed to indicate that people would masturbate in the broom closet. But it got me to thinking, if you have a need, you will find a place.

So where is the strangest place you have ever ... More
I've masturbated in my car. LOL. Don't worry...I live in the country where roads are clear AND I'm a good driver. One time I had sex in a park in the gravel (we were stupid kids apparently).
06/06/2013
Eugler Eugler
My first impression was:

Hmm, I guess I'm quite conservative, but then more and more memories appeared:

In my car while driving (masturbation) to prevent me falling asleep.

Public swimming bath at night (masturbation, such sad teenager years)

School toilet (masturbation)

My office desk (spiritsturbation, think-off-orgasm)

Public whirlpool (sex)

Playground at night (sex, would love to repeat on the swing again)
06/06/2013
Bubba29 Bubba29
Quote:
Originally posted by marriedlady123
I have gotten off at work (in the bathroom) and at the gym
at "the gym"? how does that work?
06/06/2013
Bubba29 Bubba29
craziest place i masturbated was a greyhound bus. everyone was asleep and i was real horny. the threat of getting caught sure added to the experience. as for sex, bathrooms at house parties and greens on golf courses are the craziest places i can think of off the top of my head.
06/06/2013
JADE76 JADE76
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
When I was a kid I remember hearing jokes that seemed to indicate that people would masturbate in the broom closet. But it got me to thinking, if you have a need, you will find a place.

So where is the strangest place you have ever ... More
strangest place would be the back of little ceasars pizza i was working that night with the man i lost my virginity to laying on pizza boxes
06/06/2013
Eugler Eugler
Quote:
Originally posted by Eugler
My first impression was:

Hmm, I guess I'm quite conservative, but then more and more memories appeared:

In my car while driving (masturbation) to prevent me falling asleep.

Public swimming bath at night (masturbation, such ... More
Forgot one: Restaurant's restroom
06/07/2013
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