What have you told others that your sex toys are in order to keep them a secret?

sXeVegan90 sXeVegan90
Thankfully I've never had to explain to anyone what they were, or make up an excuse for them, as I'm sure I'd be too frozen to speak..
07/31/2012
Chelle Love Chelle Love
Didn't have to, my son automatically thought it was a wingless airplane... Lol
08/23/2012
LadyDarknezz LadyDarknezz
Nobody sees my toys, but when I get all the packages in the mail, I just say they are "bath products" because I tend to have A LOT of bath products, so it is pretty believable to them. Also, I keep all my bath stuff in my room, because I have relatives that take some of my pricey soaps etc. and either waste, or use them...It's pretty annoying.
08/24/2012
skeeterlynn skeeterlynn
My little sister never came across mine since she does not live with me, but when over at my godmothers house I was showing her on my phone what I got and she asked what they were. My godmother told her they were Ant Traps. I guess while cleaning (my godmother does that as her job), my little sister found one under a clients bed and that's what she told her it was. So, now my other sister whom is not the 9 year old, my godmother and myself refer to them as ant traps. How she fell for it, I have noooo idea. But it worked. Haha.
08/24/2012
*Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
I have NEVER had to explain anything to anyone, if you come to my house you KNOW I have tons of toys and 98% of the time if there is a box being delivered sex toys are inside. I don't worry about hiding them I have them all out in my room right now I have about 6 in plain site on my headboard the rest are in clear drawers on my dresser. I have no shame in my sex toy use
08/24/2012
pfp pfp
ahaha I don't think anyone I know would believe any of those answers.
08/26/2012
curiousnwilling curiousnwilling
Quote:
Originally posted by Jenyana
So, in my case, I have to justify my sex toy purchases every time I get a package because I have to pick them up at customs.

Sex toys aren't illegal in my country, but if you get something to put inside you you need a health certificate ... More
Wow....that seems like such a hassle! Great thing you're creative!
08/26/2012
ksparkles16 ksparkles16
haha...I haven't really done that. Although one time a package came I said I got some new clothes but it was really stuff from EF
08/27/2012
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGurl
So the other day my roommate's latest man, who has a 9 year old daughter, decided to bring her over. Upon looking at the latest Icicle's No. 24 dildo, I realized she was behind my shoulder. I quickly closed the laptop about halfway, trying to ... More
Massagers are a good bet.
08/27/2012
debo debo
I hide my stuff from the kids and hope they never find them. I dont now what I would tell them.
09/16/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
I hide my stuff from the kids. All though my daughter has got ahold of my Curve massager. But it can be used for all over rubs.
09/16/2012
Kenneth Fort Kenneth Fort
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGurl
So the other day my roommate's latest man, who has a 9 year old daughter, decided to bring her over. Upon looking at the latest Icicle's No. 24 dildo, I realized she was behind my shoulder. I quickly closed the laptop about halfway, trying to ... More
Nothing. I just sputter incoherently and walk away. Fortunately, it makes people realize it's better to not press, and they quickly forget.
09/23/2012
Kenneth Fort Kenneth Fort
Also, why would you be looking at dildoes next to a nine year old in the first place? D:
09/23/2012
Genderfree Genderfree
Oh dear god, one day I had a vibrating strap on in my backpack. My sister asked what it was, and the vibration was so loud that I had nothing I could explain it to be. The next day, it was gone.
10/14/2012
VictoriaDaniel1 VictoriaDaniel1
Quote:
Originally posted by Jenyana
So, in my case, I have to justify my sex toy purchases every time I get a package because I have to pick them up at customs.

Sex toys aren't illegal in my country, but if you get something to put inside you you need a health certificate ... More
omg! that is too funny! I would be beat red and trying to come up with a story on the spot would suck! did any one ever try to question your storys een at first? lol I'd love to hear more!
01/18/2013
ginnyluvspotter ginnyluvspotter
If I don't want someone to know about them I just hide them very well but I don't really care anymore other than to keep them away from my kids.
01/18/2013
surreptitious surreptitious
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGurl
So the other day my roommate's latest man, who has a 9 year old daughter, decided to bring her over. Upon looking at the latest Icicle's No. 24 dildo, I realized she was behind my shoulder. I quickly closed the laptop about halfway, trying to ... More
I've never lied about what a sex toy was, but I love reading through this thread for an interesting bunch of stories! xD

An eroscillator-toothbrus h. HA.
05/20/2013
TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
I'm pretty open about my toy use with my family. Not my dad's parents (Jehovah's Witnesses), but pretty much any others. They're a rather sexual bunch and some have toys. I'm just tired of my mom getting drunk and saying that everything I hold in my hands is going to be used as a dildo or butt plug.

I don't really hide my toys. If you were to look at my book case, the only obvious things are my three vixen creations (Leo (orange and batty), Raquel, and Maverick (tie bright)). Other than that, things are in drawers (that hold nothing else), suitcases, or medium, stackable bins.

I don't know what I'm going to do when our toddler gets older. Right now he knows that they're Mommy's and he isn't allowed to touch anything in the bookcase or nightstand. He also knows to "just walk away" (that's what I tell him when he starts to go in to that corner of the room).
05/20/2013
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