Have you honestly ever put any fruit up your ass?

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Have you honestly ever put any fruit up your ass?

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Contributor: Kenneth Fort Kenneth Fort
fairly self explanatory.
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Banana
Kenneth Fort , Artishok , plaidvulva
3
Cucumber
Bill220
1
grape
apple
grapefruit
zuchini
orange
lemon
honestly now, these options are jsut getting ridiculous. (other)
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Total votes: 76 (75 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
Shhhh, that would be no!
09/23/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Nope, it doesn't sound too tempting.
09/23/2012
Contributor: Artishok Artishok
Banana)
09/23/2012
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
Can't say that I have.
09/23/2012
Contributor: butts butts
Nope hahaha, I've got toys for that.
09/23/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Kenneth Fort
fairly self explanatory.
LOL! Nooooooo!
09/23/2012
Contributor: Sima-pusya Sima-pusya
honestly now, these options are jsut getting ridiculous.
09/23/2012
Contributor: mlmac mlmac
Quote:
Originally posted by Kenneth Fort
fairly self explanatory.
Nope. Only in my mouth. lol
09/23/2012
Contributor: Talena Talena
Why was there no option for "No"?
09/23/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
No, No, and NO!
09/23/2012
Contributor: amazon amazon
Toys... yes, fruit... HELL NO!
09/23/2012
Contributor: RedKyuubi RedKyuubi
I have not
09/23/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
The reason responsible toy companies and responsible toy sellers make and sell healthy, safe anal toys is so people don't do unsafe things like put... fruit up their butts.

A butt plug or a probe isn't that expensive and infinitely more safe than food.

Please.
09/23/2012
Contributor: chikisses chikisses
Quote:
Originally posted by Kenneth Fort
fairly self explanatory.
no lol To scared I would have to make and embarrasing trip to the er
09/23/2012
Contributor: Apirka Apirka
Nope.
09/23/2012
Contributor: Zandrock Zandrock
absolutely not
09/23/2012
Contributor: Gracie Gracie
Hell no!!!
09/23/2012
Contributor: Lioncub Lioncub
Nope and never will.
09/23/2012
Contributor: VanillaFreeSex VanillaFreeSex
no. but please use a condom and make sure things are easily retrievable.

elsewhere though...grapes. i trust my pc muscles. oh and they were frozen.
09/23/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Hell no
09/23/2012
Contributor: Supervixen Supervixen
Quote:
Originally posted by chikisses
no lol To scared I would have to make and embarrasing trip to the er
Yeah, no one wants to to explain why there's a broken zucchini up their butt. I knew someone who worked in the ER and people would come in far more often than one would think with various objects stuck up their butt, like action figures and pens and stuff. They always would say that they sat on the item...uh huh...that Luke Skywalker action figure was just standing perfectly on it's own on the couch, and as you sat your naked butt down, he made it perfectly into your butthole like a bullseye on a target...okay, we'll just not talk about it, but you do understand that when you're gone, we'll have to giggle about it a bit, right? Nothing personal.

Buttplugs, people--they're a much better option than that ripening banana on the table that you weren't planning on eating anyway.
09/23/2012
Contributor: Leather & Lace Leather & Lace
Ok, that's just gross.
09/23/2012
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
The reason responsible toy companies and responsible toy sellers make and sell healthy, safe anal toys is so people don't do unsafe things like put... fruit up their butts.

A butt plug or a probe isn't that expensive and infinitely ... more
I wish there was a "like" button for this. I wholeheartedly agree.
09/23/2012
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
No, I've never even had the inclination to put any food up any of my lower orifices.
09/23/2012
Contributor: Midway through Midway through
I've never put any food anywhere except my mouth. I don't even play with whipped cream. I guess I just don't care for the mess involved in those sorts of things. As for putting one up my ass, definitely not. Ick.
09/23/2012
Contributor: tortilla tortilla
never
09/23/2012
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
No, it's not even something I would think about.
09/23/2012
Contributor: smasmasma smasmasma
lol no!
09/23/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
I have not!
09/23/2012