Do you hide your toy collection?

Contributor: marriedlady123 marriedlady123
I wouldn't say that I hide them-they are in drawers, but I don't leave them out!!
06/24/2013
Contributor: KatPawz2003 KatPawz2003
I wouldn't say that I hide them, but I do keep them in my night table drawer. I do this as they are close and easy to get to, as well as out of the way. While I don't really want them to be out on display for the world to see, those who come in my room know that I have them and where they are.
06/24/2013
Contributor: Robespierrethecat Robespierrethecat
My toys are in a couple of makeup bags in one of my dresser drawers. They go in desk drawers when I'm at school.
06/25/2013
Contributor: caramilk caramilk
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Originally posted by Kitten B.
I'm constantly running out of ways to hide my toy collection, so at this point, I don't even bother! I have oils and lubes on my nightstand, toys on top of my dresser, pretty much any surface of my room has some kind of toy on it. My question ... more
i try and keep them hidden near the bed for spontaneous sessions
07/04/2013
Contributor: xxjoel xxjoel
Since I live with my boyfriend, I don't really need to "hide" toys, but I do keep them unobtrusively in a tool box in the bedroom.
07/04/2013
Contributor: GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
I have chests I use as storage which means they're not out in plain sight, for the most part. Occasionally I'll leave something out but not usually. It just feels weird to me to have them out when people stop by.
07/05/2013
Contributor: BeepBop BeepBop
I don't particularly try to hide them. I keep them in a bag in my room and that's about it.
07/06/2013
Contributor: kat17 kat17
I don't have to hide them for fear of roomies or kids finding them, but I do store them in various dresser drawers in my bedroom. Some are in a wooden wine bottle storage box under my bed, it works perfectly & looks kinda cool. Storing helps keep them dust & cat hair-free, because I swear no matter how much I clean, my four-legged companion has a never-ending supply of fur.

I'm usually pretty good about putting them back in storage right after they're cleaned & dried, so my cat doesn't try to play with them or eat the cords of the rechargeable toys. (weird cat has a fetish with chewing wires)

What happened once when I didn't put something up right away: Found my Tantus "Ripple" used as a chew toy. It was on the bedroom floor w/just enough cat bites to make it unusable!
07/07/2013
Contributor: AwesomeAmanda AwesomeAmanda
I have 2 young children so they are hidden to a certain extent. I keep them either in my drawers or in a box. I dont worry about hiding lube or massage oil. They dont usually look different then any other skin care product i may have.
07/07/2013
Contributor: lalalalove lalalalove
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Originally posted by Kitten B.
I'm constantly running out of ways to hide my toy collection, so at this point, I don't even bother! I have oils and lubes on my nightstand, toys on top of my dresser, pretty much any surface of my room has some kind of toy on it. My question ... more
I have a rolling metal cart that has plastic drawers on it, if my toys aren't stored in there they are in random spots around my house haha.
07/07/2013
Contributor: Ayogirl230 Ayogirl230
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Originally posted by Kitten B.
I'm constantly running out of ways to hide my toy collection, so at this point, I don't even bother! I have oils and lubes on my nightstand, toys on top of my dresser, pretty much any surface of my room has some kind of toy on it. My question ... more
i clean up when company comes. Especially parents or coworkers.
07/13/2013
Contributor: Husband and Wife Husband and Wife
We hide them only because we have kids. When the kids are gone for the weekend the toys come out to play. Would freak out if they found our toys. Might have to send them to a dr if they ever found my wife's 10 inch strap on that she bangs me with...
07/18/2013
Contributor: underHim underHim
We have a large dresser for ours, it is about 5 foot by 3 foot and has shelves and everything and is lockable. We just purchased a dresser at walmart that matched our bedroom and customized it for our needs. It is getting pretty full though, so we may need to find more room.
07/18/2013
Contributor: Mari Mari
I'm super classy. When I was at my apartment, I had a headboard with cubbies-- in the middle there was an open compartment and on either side was one with a sliding door. They lived in there.

Now, though, my sex toys live in a cardboard box under my bed. I don't really even close the box because it's pushed far enough under that they aren't visible. Also, I live at home still, and nobody wants to come into my room much anyway (something about it being a mess? I dunno).
07/21/2013
Contributor: Basalt Basalt
I store them in a dresser drawer, but I don't live with anyone I need to hide them from.
07/22/2013
Contributor: SecretCouple SecretCouple
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Originally posted by Kitten B.
I'm constantly running out of ways to hide my toy collection, so at this point, I don't even bother! I have oils and lubes on my nightstand, toys on top of my dresser, pretty much any surface of my room has some kind of toy on it. My question ... more
Yes, in a very hard to open drawer. Our children can be nosey.
07/22/2013
Contributor: C&K0143 C&K0143
We have a trunk that locks twice for all of our toys. Living in an apartment, you don’t want maintenance men or friends or family to stumble over your collection. - C
07/25/2013
Contributor: DaniDeee DaniDeee
I have most of them hidden in a duffle bag inside my closet, away from prying eyes.
07/25/2013
Contributor: DreezzyyBabyy DreezzyyBabyy
Yes. In my nightstand drawer.
07/30/2013
Contributor: stacylyn12 stacylyn12
Quote:
Originally posted by Kitten B.
I'm constantly running out of ways to hide my toy collection, so at this point, I don't even bother! I have oils and lubes on my nightstand, toys on top of my dresser, pretty much any surface of my room has some kind of toy on it. My question ... more
Nope
08/01/2013
Contributor: ichigostrawberry ichigostrawberry
I keep them all in a box and keep the box in the closet.
08/01/2013
Contributor: TransMarc TransMarc
I hide my toys in my underwear drawer and a drawer where I put papers, pens, etc.
08/01/2013
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
We keep ours in a locked cabinet
08/01/2013
Contributor: cagypsy cagypsy
I sort of hide mine. I still live at home so I keep them in my bedside drawer. Some of my friends and especially guy friends know where they are but my mother doesn't and hopefully never will! My erotic novels however are on the bookshelf towards the back so if you are reading titles you will find them but if you just glance at the bookshelf they don't pop out and if they do oh well.
08/02/2013
Contributor: Bill220 Bill220
Ours are stored in drawers and closets so I guess they're hidden. My kids aren't living with me so we could leave them out but we don't. I personally have some toys hidden from my wife because she gets mad when I go overboard with purchases.
08/02/2013
Contributor: glassdoll glassdoll
I only hide them if we have guests coming over but they mostly hang out in a box or on my nightstand anyways.
08/05/2013
Contributor: lana'sart lana'sart
Quote:
Originally posted by Kitten B.
I'm constantly running out of ways to hide my toy collection, so at this point, I don't even bother! I have oils and lubes on my nightstand, toys on top of my dresser, pretty much any surface of my room has some kind of toy on it. My question ... more
I never hide mine
08/06/2013
Contributor: ZapperZepper ZapperZepper
Quote:
Originally posted by Kitten B.
I'm constantly running out of ways to hide my toy collection, so at this point, I don't even bother! I have oils and lubes on my nightstand, toys on top of my dresser, pretty much any surface of my room has some kind of toy on it. My question ... more
I hide mine mostly because my family visits my house to check on the dogs a lot on days when I have to work late. Otherwise, I would leave mine out if it wasn't for that. I've had mine stored in one of those shoe storage bins underneath the bed. If my family found them under there, then they'd have some serious explaining to do.
08/07/2013
Contributor: Thong man Thong man
We keep them in a small cash box under the bed. We got older kids and afraid they may snoop around a little and don't want them seeing "our" toys.
08/07/2013
Contributor: Pretties Pretties
We keep most of ours in a box under the bed. The box is a bit translucent but I made cardboard place holders to keep them all separate so you can't see in. That said there's a riding crop and bottle of lube on the floor next to it and a jelly masturbator on top, so if any visitors/tradesmen/ren t inspectors looked under there it would be fairly obvious what was in it. There are also some in bedside drawers and clothes drawers, and a dildo for the strap-on on the top shelf of the wardrobe - this also used to be on the floor under the bed until we got a cat and decided having they shouldn't mix...

I do have grand plans for making some kind of special chest or wrap for them, but haven't yet gotten past the idea stage.
08/08/2013