I'd sincerely avoid calling people names. Granted, a funny response wasn't needed, but neither is insults.
Anyway, judging by the fact that you're female and asking this, I assume you want this for your partner. Have you discussed this with him? Regardless of your feelings, it's his body.
Aside from that, most pills and other methods don't work. There are a couple of very expensive surgeries that can add very, very little, so I wouldn't recommend it. A cock ring can help the penis engorge with blood and feel larger though it really won't be. The same can be said of a pump - it doesn't increase size, but it makes it seem larger.
I recommend trying out different positions that would help you both achieve more depth during penetration. Some women swear by doggy style for depth - I enjoy missionary with my hips elevated by the Liberator Wedge. Getting more depth with your penetration will help him feel longer as well. If it's looks you are after, if he trims his pubic hair, it will appear longer.
EdenFantasys also sells "penis extenders". They are basically sheaths (basically shaped like thick condoms but have extra, firm length on the top) for his penis that will add some extra length to him. Most stay on pretty well - read the reviews first. However, a lot of these extenders are pretty thick and will cause him to lose sensation during intercourse, so it may not be an option for the two of you.
Aside from those, I've got nothing. I'd honestly recommend you try using some sex toys that have the length you'd like. Of course, this would require a very sensitive conversation with your partner. You could also just choose to use the dildo during masturbation, or, if your partner is up to it, there are some male strap-on harnesses that would allow him to use the dildo as his own. There would be possibilities for double penetration then as well.
Again, since this is your partner, I suggest you approach this with sensitivity. Giving him guilt about his size could cause a lot of anxiety and make him be unable to perform - at all - in bed. A guy is very sensitive about the length/size of his penis, so tread carefully.
I also recommend you use relatively proper grammar and language on the forums. It will help people take you seriously.