Best hiding places for sex toys?

Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
Where would be the best place to hide a sex toy? What about out of the bedroom when you want to keep it unseen from a nosy person?
09/19/2012
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js250 js250
Tampon/maxipad box.
09/19/2012
mpfm mpfm
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Originally posted by js250
Tampon/maxipad box.
That's a good one-especially if it's on the bottom with the tampons on top.
09/19/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
I agree with the tampon box, used to do that with money!!
09/19/2012
Neotigress Neotigress
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Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
Where would be the best place to hide a sex toy? What about out of the bedroom when you want to keep it unseen from a nosy person?
My first response is that if someone is nosey enough to disrespect my privacy and bounderies, they deserve what ever they find... that being said...

Between the mattress and the box spring
Tucked into my sweater pile in the closet
Zip lock bag in the (clean) cat litter bucket, cat food bag, dog food bag
In the Holiday ornament box in the closet

Essentially, somewhere in an unlikely storage spot that is with stuff that is boring and not interesting.
09/19/2012
AHubbyof2SexualMinds AHubbyof2SexualMinds
The tampon box is a great idea. We also hide one of our toy boxes behind our clothes hamper against the wall. Never gets bothered since we're running out of room in our other hiding places.
09/19/2012
satinlady550 satinlady550
The tampon box is a great idea. Unless you have a teenager who needs a tampon and opens the box up and finds your toy. Why are people in your bedroom being nosy anyway? I have my oils and rope in my nightstand and then I have my toys in a plastic box under my bed. When I need them they are within reach..
09/19/2012
Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
A lot of good ideas so far.
09/19/2012
edenguy edenguy
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
Tampon/maxipad box.
Great idea!
09/19/2012
victorsummers victorsummers
inside of a toy, like a teddy bear
09/21/2012
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
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Originally posted by js250
Tampon/maxipad box.
That really is a great idea!
09/24/2012
glasskitten glasskitten
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
Tampon/maxipad box.
Amazing idea!! Would have never thought of that.

Hm... I guess maybe I'd hide mine the the art bin, with all the tubes of acrylic paint on top. But no one else in the house would need to dig through there, so I'd have that luxury (should I need it).
09/30/2012
Absinthe Absinthe
Well..somehow I accumulated a lot of random bags. Cloth flimsy sacks. I keep a toy in each inside a duffle bag in my closet.
09/30/2012
kendra30752 kendra30752
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Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
Where would be the best place to hide a sex toy? What about out of the bedroom when you want to keep it unseen from a nosy person?
Hey, that's actually a good idea. Hiding it outside the bedroom. Because really, a nosey person is going to snoop the bedroom first. Hmmm... you could probably get creative with the kitchen! Lol.
09/30/2012
kmarsico kmarsico
lots of good ideas!
10/16/2012
nosrslylol nosrslylol
I don't hide mine, I put them in a cabinet/drawer. If someone goes snoopin', they deserve the awkward moment that comes with finding them!
10/17/2012
Genderfree Genderfree
My favorite place? tucked away in the "winter clothes" during summer, or the bathing suits during winter.
10/24/2012
Velocity Velocity
I use a toiletry travel bag and keep it in my closet.
It isn't really hidden, but the bag itself is a normal thing to have so it doesn't spark anyones curiosity.
also no one ever goes in my closet.
06/22/2013
wicked48 wicked48
Love the tampon box idea! I don't necessarily hide mine. I keep them in a dresser drawer in my bedroom.
06/23/2013
Ly-Ra Ly-Ra
Tampon box is a pretty good idea! I usually just keep it in the drawer that I keep all my scarves/sweaters in nobody ever goes into my room anyway.
06/25/2013
Ilya Ilya
Tampon box sounds like a good idea, I'd never look in there..
06/25/2013
Thong man Thong man
A small locking cash box works great. You can keep it in a desk in another room, under furniture, where ever. If anyone sees it, no big deal, they can't see what's in it
08/13/2013
J&Hlover J&Hlover
As odd as this sounds I keep them in a safe. Granted I don't really care if people were to find them while snooping because they get what they deserved if they do find them. But one day my husband got a wild hair and woke up one day saying "I'm gonna go out and buy a safe today". So we got a safe apparently even though we didn't need it, or even have enough "important" stuff that would essentially need it to begin with. So I started putting all my toys in the safe that is hidden in my side of the closet. It's big enough that it holds everything like my cleaning wipes and spray, lubes, toys, etc. My iRide doesn't fit in there though but that's for obvious reasons, that thing is kinda big. And it just normally stays under the bed in it's original box until needed.
Apr 3, 8:10 am
Edeneve Edeneve
tampon box, great idea - don't use them anymore - YAY!!! but I do store my toys in drawers only in my bedroom. not likely anyone would check out those drawers. and I do keep my toys stored all the time unless I need to clean one after use. then it lies 'there', wherever that may be.
Apr 3, 3:53 pm
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
Where would be the best place to hide a sex toy? What about out of the bedroom when you want to keep it unseen from a nosy person?
Umm... Our toy collection must be quite a bit bigger than most... We have like a small foot locker at the end of our bed...

Worst part is we have several liberators... Try to hide them LOL!
Apr 4, 6:13 pm
Fantasy Restraints Fantasy Restraints
We made a space in the closet. It looks like a series of drawers and since it looks like it would hold jewelry most people will leave that alone, they do want to be accused or responsible if anything was ever missing.
May 1, 10:25 pm
BareNaked BareNaked
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Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
Where would be the best place to hide a sex toy? What about out of the bedroom when you want to keep it unseen from a nosy person?
Locking drawer. Though I figure if they are nosy enough to snoop, they deserve what they find... Kinda like if you have a neighbor or relative that "always drops by" unannounced, just open the door naked, say give me 15 minutes, and slam the door closed. THey'll be sure to always call ahead.
Jun 17, 12:01 am
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