Making Semen

Bkat Bkat
I was wondering if anyone has any experience making a semen-like substance for toys that ejaculate.
Something not impossible to clean up afterward preferably.

Tips and sharing of previous experience more than welcome. Thanks
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Epiphora Epiphora
Water, Liquid Silk, or Bad Dragon's Cum Lube. Go with one of those, not a weird substance concocted at home.
03/16/2010
LiftedUp LiftedUp
Bkat,
I was going to say Bad Dragon's Cum Lube, but Epiphora beat me to it. I will add that many people highly recommend making stuff out of J-Lube (runs about $10, for enough powder to make around 7 GALLONS of lube)!! But, I have not used it first-hand.

Good luck!
03/16/2010
Gary Gary
The Bad Dragon Lube was really cool, but there is another thread floating around where they were talking about how it is different now. They said it is kind of watery / runny I believe.
03/16/2010
Darling Dove Darling Dove
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
The Bad Dragon Lube was really cool, but there is another thread floating around where they were talking about how it is different now. They said it is kind of watery / runny I believe.
Yeah, they changed the formula and it is not stringy now.

Liquid Silk looks like cum, Sliquid has a Silk line as well and Probe is stringy and sticky, but clear. None of those are too expensive if you want something pre mixed.
03/16/2010
Pleasureman Pleasureman
Quote:
Originally posted by Bkat
I was wondering if anyone has any experience making a semen-like substance for toys that ejaculate.
Something not impossible to clean up afterward preferably.

Tips and sharing of previous experience more than welcome. Thanks
I warm my 69 cream in some hot water so it thins and use that when my girlfriend wants the semen effect.
03/17/2010
Envy Envy
Haha, yeah, the Bad Dragon cum lube is pretty darn close, and everyone said it before I could. XD

But yeah they changed the formula it's a bit runnier now. Makes it harder for those who want to use it for anal.
03/17/2010
Adam Burns Adam Burns
Corn starch and water is what is used in the industry for "money shots"
03/26/2010
Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Adam Burns
Corn starch and water is what is used in the industry for "money shots"
Nice, keep the insider tips coming!
03/26/2010
Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
Quote:
Originally posted by Bkat
I was wondering if anyone has any experience making a semen-like substance for toys that ejaculate.
Something not impossible to clean up afterward preferably.

Tips and sharing of previous experience more than welcome. Thanks
LOL I read the title of this post and thought, nearly simultaneously, that you were asking how semen is produced, biologically - or how to make semen in the kitchen. ("What's that smell, honey?" "Oh, I'm just brewing up a batch of spunk.")
05/19/2010
Sera Sera
Quote:
Originally posted by Bkat
I was wondering if anyone has any experience making a semen-like substance for toys that ejaculate.
Something not impossible to clean up afterward preferably.

Tips and sharing of previous experience more than welcome. Thanks
water, lube....I don't know..
08/08/2010
Blinker Blinker
Egg whites?
08/08/2010
B8trDude B8trDude
Dish washing soap?
08/08/2010
PassionQT PassionQT
Quote:
Originally posted by Adam Burns
Corn starch and water is what is used in the industry for "money shots"
I used to boil water and add some flour, then boil again until it had the right consistency. You can refrigerate the leftovers for up to a week or so and just reheat it.

Truthfully though, depending on where you are putting it, I would get one of the lubes mentioned in this thread. Last think I'd want is some yeast infection from a homemade concoction. The Liquid Silk looks pretty good and safe too.
08/08/2010
NymphetamineKiss NymphetamineKiss
I'd be inclined to go for one of the lubes mentioned, as they're going to offer you more versatility and much less hassle. They also don't risk infection if they get into intimate places.
08/08/2010
usmcwife99 usmcwife99
Quote:
Originally posted by Bkat
I was wondering if anyone has any experience making a semen-like substance for toys that ejaculate.
Something not impossible to clean up afterward preferably.

Tips and sharing of previous experience more than welcome. Thanks
I dont know how it would work in squirting toys but I know baby powder and water works. You can make it creamy or more liquidy.

Looks real on a video
08/14/2010
Alura Une Alura Une
I really wanted to try Bad Dragon's Cum Lube, but the site's look really doesn't work for me. I wanted something in white so bad! And it had to be something I knew was a great lube. I looked around and found Liquid Silk here. It has made me pretty happy! And it comes in a convenient pump. I might still try Bad Dragon one day, though.
08/14/2010
iCouple iCouple
I would be leary of anything made from food products...sliquid silk would probably work the best. I haven't tried it yet, but maybe some Sliquid Silk mixed with the Bad Dragon (and warmed up in a bottle) sounds pretty good to me!
08/14/2010
wrock wrock
Whats the point?


Are you doing this to achive the felling of the toy cumming?
Are you doing this for a visual thing IE like a pics or vidoe and you want to show the toy cumming?



I ask cause if your looking for strickly visual I would suggest mixing 10x Confectary suger with water or milk to achive the results your looking for. It will maintain its white cum like color and depending on the thickness you mix it too will also look and act like real cum in the sence that it will be gooy and sticky.

If you looking for felling of the toy cumming maybe a mix of like an astro glide/KY type lube with some water.
01/03/2011
dv8 dv8
I find it amusing that no one's considered matching the taste.
01/04/2011
lezergirl lezergirl
flour and water
01/29/2011
DustBunny DustBunny
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Originally posted by lezergirl
flour and water
Nooooo! This is like asking for natural yeast to move on in.
01/29/2011
Airekah Airekah
Quote:
Originally posted by Adam Burns
Corn starch and water is what is used in the industry for "money shots"
wow, that is interesting to know.
01/29/2011
Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood
I had a girl suggest sugar and egg. WTF? This girl had to have infections out the butt... :/ That's just gross.
02/12/2011
mikebooks mikebooks
Please, do not try flour and water...

... better is corn starch with water..
Btw. anyone tried potato starch instead of the corn starch? Is the result different (i guess it is)?
02/18/2011
KnK KnK
Quote:
Originally posted by LiftedUp
Bkat,
I was going to say Bad Dragon's Cum Lube, but Epiphora beat me to it. I will add that many people highly recommend making stuff out of J-Lube (runs about $10, for enough powder to make around 7 GALLONS of lube)!! But, I have not used ... More
WHOA!! That's a fuckton of lube. I had no idea it came powdered.
02/18/2011
Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
How about packets of thickener like they use for people who have had strokes.
02/18/2011
Martin Bilodeau Martin Bilodeau
Quote:
Originally posted by Bkat
I was wondering if anyone has any experience making a semen-like substance for toys that ejaculate.
Something not impossible to clean up afterward preferably.

Tips and sharing of previous experience more than welcome. Thanks
Visit Cumshotlube link

This is the perfect semen imitation.
Use warm hand soap and it will be all gone. No stain guaranty!

PS: keep your crispy details but write your comments on my facebook.

Martin
01/31/2012
Martin Bilodeau Martin Bilodeau
Quote:
Originally posted by mikebooks
Please, do not try flour and water...

... better is corn starch with water..
Btw. anyone tried potato starch instead of the corn starch? Is the result different (i guess it is)?
Visit: Cumshotlube at link

It is none toxic and vagina friendly!
This is the perfect semen imitation.
Jelly/creamy texture too.
Use warm hand soap and it will be all gone. No stain guaranty!

PS: keep your crispy details but write your comments on my facebook.

Martin
01/31/2012
Martin Bilodeau Martin Bilodeau
Quote:
Originally posted by Red Riding Hood
I had a girl suggest sugar and egg. WTF? This girl had to have infections out the butt... :/ That's just gross.
I suggest to visit: Cumshotlube at link

It is none toxic and vagina friendly!
This is the perfect semen imitation.
Jelly/creamy texture too.
Use warm hand soap and it will be all gone. No stain guaranty!

PS: keep your crispy details but write your comments on my facebook.

Martin
01/31/2012
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