What was the strangest non-toy thing you used to masturbate?

Arlinnae Arlinnae
What was the strangest non-toy thing you used to masturbate? A toothbrush? The handle of a brush? Veggies?


I once tried a kinder capsule but didnt work very well
11/12/2012
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quinceykay quinceykay
An electric toothbrush, a teddy bear, a cell phone, a vibrating cat toy, a pair of balled-up socks, once I humped a cold Pepsi can, lol.
11/12/2012
Edeneve Edeneve
a kids toy when I was 12 & a veggie just this year before I delved into the world of sex toys.
11/12/2012
HarlequinBunnie HarlequinBunnie
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Originally posted by Arlinnae
What was the strangest non-toy thing you used to masturbate? A toothbrush? The handle of a brush? Veggies?


I once tried a kinder capsule but didnt work very well
When I was young (teenager) I used a tennis ball, racket ball, and more resent right before I found Ef the handle of my curling brush. Desperate times leads to desperate measures. Thank Goodness for Edenfantasys! I like the fact that I don't have to go out to a "Toy Store" and be embarrassed if someone sees me going in/ shopping. Also if the "toy" malfunctions after I get home I'm SOL cause there is no return policy (all sales are finale) at the "Toy Store".
11/12/2012
Love Obsessed Love Obsessed
It's been a few things be one of the strangest probably was a spoon handle.
11/12/2012
ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
So embarrassed to say that I used one of those Neutrogena Wave Facial cleanser things at times. Looking back the vibrations were quite buzzy and wouldn't do it for me now
11/12/2012
luvslukin luvslukin
Once when I was REALLY horny I used a large cucumber. Keep in mind I'm a guy. I cut off an end and carefully hollowed out the cucumber. I then warmed it a little in the microwave. I have to say, it was pretty damn good. It was a lot of work, but it is the closest thing to a pussy I have ever felt.
11/13/2012
ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
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Originally posted by luvslukin
Once when I was REALLY horny I used a large cucumber. Keep in mind I'm a guy. I cut off an end and carefully hollowed out the cucumber. I then warmed it a little in the microwave. I have to say, it was pretty damn good. It was a lot of work, ... More
That is quite creative!
11/13/2012
Sammix3 Sammix3
my friend and i once used the end of a vibrating razor. haha YEARS ago.
11/13/2012
Wild Orchid Wild Orchid
Zapper from an electric lighter (on nipples), a carrot - had a wonderful G-spot curve, various stationery when I was young, a really weak facial massager, even weaker body massager, beads from a bracelet, toothbrush, detached door handle,
11/16/2012
luvslukin luvslukin
Quote:
Originally posted by Wild Orchid
Zapper from an electric lighter (on nipples), a carrot - had a wonderful G-spot curve, various stationery when I was young, a really weak facial massager, even weaker body massager, beads from a bracelet, toothbrush, detached door handle,
The zapper from the lighter (magneto) is a good idea. I'll have to try that the next time I use up a lighter! Thanks for the idea!
11/16/2012
KinkyNicki92 KinkyNicki92
a hairbrush handle
11/18/2012
vanillaSpice vanillaSpice
Before I could get toys... probably a hairbrush handle, yep.
11/19/2012
spiced spiced
I tried performing oral on a frozen hot dog during solo play many years ago! I found cucumbers worked better...
11/20/2012
Eugler Eugler
Didgeridoo... Not inserted of course but I playes while touching my lady's clit with the end.

I had intercourse with a water melon once. I guess you have to wait until it is very mellow otherwise it will hurt.
11/23/2012
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