Do you ever feel like Goldilocks?

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Do you ever feel like Goldilocks?

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Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
Sometimes when I get out my toy collection to play, I feel like Goldilocks... This Vibe is too buzzy, this vibe is too thuddy... This Vibe is juuussst right. This Dildo is too small, this Dildo is too large... This Dildo is juuusssst right. And so on. And yet, often enough it isn't the same toy that gets that reaction. Sometimes the Eleven is the "too big" sometimes it's "Just right", etc. Does anyone else feel this way? Do you also have a bad case of Goldilocks syndrome?
12/02/2011
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Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Yes, and I think it depends largely on my mood and how "turned on" I am.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
When we've got collections the size of reviewers, and we're all *intimately* familiar with all our toys because we've had to think of them critically to write reviews... definitely. Lots of data to sift through! (And there are definitely days where the Eleven is too big, and there are definitely days where it's just right!)
12/02/2011
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
I love this post!

I have Goldilocks syndrome with vibrations. This one is too buzzy. This one is too weak. This one is just right!

I usually buy smaller toys and I'm usually happy with the sizes I have but every now and again I want something a little bigger so I have a select few bigger toys for those days. Normally those are my "this one is too big!" toys. LOL.
12/02/2011
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
Haha, sometimes I feel that way, but I still don't have a very big collection. I think I only have 7 toys right now.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
Yes, and this is why I like having lots of toys, thow the search for a perfect toy is very fun.
12/02/2011
Contributor: voenne voenne
Haha... I like this analogy. I guess that's where having lots of toys helps.
12/02/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
it happens to me occasionally. i only have 5 toys right now.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Zinzai Zinzai
I don't have quite the impressive collection to suffer from such a syndrome.
12/08/2011
Contributor: Willow Wand Willow Wand
Quote:
Originally posted by AndroAngel
Sometimes when I get out my toy collection to play, I feel like Goldilocks... This Vibe is too buzzy, this vibe is too thuddy... This Vibe is juuussst right. This Dildo is too small, this Dildo is too large... This Dildo is juuusssst right. And so ... more
OMG yes! Almost ALL the time, however, my Hitachi is ALWAYS Just right, lol.
12/08/2011
Contributor: null null
Yes, which is why I need to buy ALL THE TOYS!
12/08/2011
Contributor: RavenWolf88 RavenWolf88
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Originally posted by Zinzai
I don't have quite the impressive collection to suffer from such a syndrome.
Ditto.
12/09/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by null
Yes, which is why I need to buy ALL THE TOYS!
Ah, yes, this is in fact the truth of the universe.
12/09/2011
Contributor: pinkzombie pinkzombie
Quote:
Originally posted by AndroAngel
Sometimes when I get out my toy collection to play, I feel like Goldilocks... This Vibe is too buzzy, this vibe is too thuddy... This Vibe is juuussst right. This Dildo is too small, this Dildo is too large... This Dildo is juuusssst right. And so ... more
Ha ha how cute! I am a total Goldilocks!
12/09/2011