Do you have any code words for when you are masturbating?

hippie hippie
My friends and I seem to have a code phrases for when we are masturbating, like doing feminist theory research or simply researching. And yes we are ultra female feminists, that are totally okay talking about masturbation with one another. Does anyone else have others?
02/29/2012
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BobbiJay BobbiJay
To a certain friend of mine I say i am going to the playground.
02/29/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I don't have any for masturbating itself, except for "playing," but I do have a few for related topics. Any spot that feels especially good when hit is called a "money spot," and I sometimes refer to my dildos as my "silicone boyfriends" and the favorite is my "knight in silicone armor."
03/02/2012
scaredlittleboy scaredlittleboy
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Originally posted by BobbiJay
To a certain friend of mine I say i am going to the playground.
I like that, haha.
03/02/2012
pinkpottergirl pinkpottergirl
I tell my bf I am going to take a longgg shower, when we are texting; or that his words work magic
03/03/2012
Bzz Bzz
'Me Party'. Yes, like from the Muppets movie. both my girlfriend and I think its hilarious and frequently use it.
03/03/2012
hippie hippie
these are great
03/05/2012
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
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Originally posted by Bzz
'Me Party'. Yes, like from the Muppets movie. both my girlfriend and I think its hilarious and frequently use it.
Lol!
03/06/2012
Lady Hazel Lady Hazel
I just call it "happy time"
03/06/2012
cheesewizz cheesewizz
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Originally posted by hippie
My friends and I seem to have a code phrases for when we are masturbating, like doing feminist theory research or simply researching. And yes we are ultra female feminists, that are totally okay talking about masturbation with one another. Does ... More
when my boyfriend asks what i'm doing, i'll say 'im thinking of you'
03/06/2012
Brandonn Brandonn
That's funny
03/23/2012
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