Do you like the slurpy, squishy sounds that often masturbators make?

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Do you like the slurpy, squishy sounds that often masturbators make?

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Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
In reading reviews, I can't tell if most men (and women) like the squishy, slurpy sounds that masturbators make. Some seem to like these sounds, others are annoyed. What do you like?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
B8trDude , Yesenia , Envy , Sir , Anally Fixated , mrs.mckrakn , SEALPR , sjclayton2912 , SoloRebel , Otelia
10  (13%)
Kindred , Jenniae09 , razmataz , Carrie Ann , Onanist , Libra , Viktor Vysheslav Malkin , Blinker , null , ~LaUr3n~ , omgmegg , butterflygirlxo , The Nakanas , Unconventional , Mistress Kitty , SingingStarr , dv8 , potstickers , ichwillwaffels , Shellz31 , Karakaten , moonch1ld , Virgulino , Beck , pokefan15 , Gr8pumpkin
26  (33%)
sexysweetieshan , ToyTimeTim , SexyySarah , SydVicious , Darling Jen , Blow Baby , deadpoet , Jimbo Jones , ScottA , Madeira , jakjak , Rhazya , Trashley , Selective Sensualist , CheerfulLoner , JayBack , ReadyAllTheTime , trios , DustBunny , Fun Lover , RonLee , froggiemoma , SomePerson111 , newfoundlust , darthkitt3n , Miss Anonymous , geliebt , kokopelli , emiliaa , Marziba , Jo lala , Graniteal , Various , sunkissedJess , Missmarc , Lena Eden , Soundside46 , Mr.Pitt
38  (48%)
Victoria , K101 , DiscretionAdvised , sweetpea12 , madame macbeth
5  (6%)
Total votes: 79
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09/10/2010
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Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Oops, the question should read "Do you like the slurpy, squishy sounds that masturbators often make?" I hit enter too soon and it was too late to make changes.

BTW, I love those squishy, slurpy sounds
09/10/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I don't mind much, the flip hole is the worst for this but it feeeels soooo good that I can look past it. The only time I don't like it is when I am trying to "sneak one" in and the kids are home. Thankfully the shower hides it well.
09/10/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
I actually find the slurping sounds a turn off. For the few I've tried, the sounds are a bit too much.
09/10/2010
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
For the few I've tried the sounds are oddly mechanical and not very attractive to me.
09/10/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Well when my husband uses them it doesn't bother me, it adds to the experience.
09/10/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
My bf has said yes, he likes the sounds.
09/10/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
I don't really mind it, but it is pretty loud.
09/10/2010
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
My guy hates them. Hates. With a big, fat capital H.
09/10/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I don't mind much, the flip hole is the worst for this but it feeeels soooo good that I can look past it. The only time I don't like it is when I am trying to "sneak one" in and the kids are home. Thankfully the shower hides it well.
That's an idea for future reviews - conduct tests for decibel levels Everyone's responses so far are very interesting.
09/10/2010
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
I don't mind much, the flip hole is the worst for this but it feeeels soooo good that I can look past it. The only time I don't like it is when I am trying to "sneak one" in and the kids are home. Thankfully the shower hides it well.
"Daddy, why are you showering for the fifth time today?"
09/10/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
"Daddy, why are you showering for the fifth time today?"
hehe, not me. Thankfully school has started.
09/10/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
hehe, not me. Thankfully school has started.
Bet (or as that "beat") you'll be busy
09/11/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
I like it, it's nice to me...makes it sound more dirty.
09/12/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Most of the time, %99 of the time I do not like them, but I guess some blow job imitators I do not mind, otherwise i do not like it!
09/15/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
I voted "Other" because I actually find them pretty amusing. I don't mind it - but when I can hear it form another room, it makes me laugh and smile. Not in a bad way or anything.
09/15/2010
Contributor: Anally Fixated Anally Fixated
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
In reading reviews, I can't tell if most men (and women) like the squishy, slurpy sounds that masturbators make. Some seem to like these sounds, others are annoyed. What do you like?
I really enjoy that sound because it reminds me of the sounds of an actual BJ. I love receiving wet and sloppy BJs; it tends to enhance the pleasure.
09/16/2010
Contributor: mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
yuppers!! reminds me of fukn
09/21/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
I've never noticed one way or the other. Too involved in the action that's going on..
10/15/2010
Contributor: CheerfulLoner CheerfulLoner
They don't really bother me much, save that I may have to turn up the music a bit should a roomy be home and I'm in the mood for a dip.

Really, the only sound I don't like is the 'enthusiastic xylophone' with the ribbed sort - notably with the Tube. It's not too loud but it just feels so out of place... Mind, enough music drowns that out as well.
10/17/2010
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by Anally Fixated
I really enjoy that sound because it reminds me of the sounds of an actual BJ. I love receiving wet and sloppy BJs; it tends to enhance the pleasure.
I agree - reminds me of the same things.
10/17/2010
Contributor: The Nakanas The Nakanas
I voted that I don't like them. They're distracting at best and downright annoying at worst!
10/19/2010
Contributor: Unconventional Unconventional
Almost as obnoxious as watching a porno where the chick makes the same bored, annoying noise over and over again. Is there a mute button?
10/20/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by Unconventional
Almost as obnoxious as watching a porno where the chick makes the same bored, annoying noise over and over again. Is there a mute button?
Is there anything lower than mute?
10/20/2010
Contributor: UrNaughtyaAngel UrNaughtyaAngel
It depends on how loud they are and how loud we are
10/27/2010
Contributor: ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
In reading reviews, I can't tell if most men (and women) like the squishy, slurpy sounds that masturbators make. Some seem to like these sounds, others are annoyed. What do you like?
they creepy me out
04/18/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
dont bother me
04/23/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
In reading reviews, I can't tell if most men (and women) like the squishy, slurpy sounds that masturbators make. Some seem to like these sounds, others are annoyed. What do you like?
So ladies vibrators buzz, guys masturbators slurp,,,,its sex, if done right it usually has noises too...slurppp, slapppppp, moan....etc. Its all good.
05/13/2011
Contributor: Jo lala Jo lala
During sex, yes. Masterbating? No.
09/16/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
I'm indifferent - it really doesn't matter.
09/16/2011