Ever Had a Toy You Just Couldn't Enjoy?

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Ever Had a Toy You Just Couldn't Enjoy?

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Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I once ordered a toy from a much-inferior site, and I hated the moment it arrived. It was a jelly vibrating dildo (oh, the days before I knew about material safety!), and aside from looking kind of cool (it was a clear turquoise color), I found nothing else to like about it. It was way too big for me (to-scale pictures weren't available on this site and the measurements were off) and painful to even ATTEMPT to insert, and I hated the smell and greasy feel of the material. It now sits in a "box of shame" until I clean out my room and toss it.

Has anyone else ever had a toy you hated the moment you saw it? For what reasons? Did you ever eventually find a way to love it?
04/17/2011
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Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I had very high hopes for our newest toy the Fun Factory Share - but my wife has no interest in being the penetrator in a pegging style encounter. She's happy enough to use an anal toy on me - just not in a roll-reversal scenario. I respect that and for us the Share is a one-and-done toy.
04/18/2011
Contributor: PersonalAngel PersonalAngel
I have 2 toys that I really will never use other than to review
04/18/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
a few
04/18/2011
Contributor: kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
Yes I have some that for me was a total waste of money.
04/18/2011
Contributor: Checkmate Checkmate
Unfortunately we have had a few, which brings another question,,what do you do with these toys?
04/18/2011
Contributor: Coralbell Coralbell
Unfortunately I've had quite a few failures. I've thrown away a couple, but most are still hanging around in the bottom drawer of my toy box. I have had a couple toys that I didn't like at first, but ending up enjoying them a few months later though.
04/18/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Checkmate
Unfortunately we have had a few, which brings another question,,what do you do with these toys?
Alas, the only thing I can think of is to throw them away. I don't think anyone would be too keen on having used toys, and as far as I know there's no real way to recycle most kinds of toys (metal could conceivably be melted down).
04/18/2011
Contributor: EndlessFrost EndlessFrost
This one It's so hard and pointy.
04/22/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
I have a lot of toys that I do not use after reviewing. From now on I research really good before buying.
05/01/2011
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
Yeah I've had several. I don't see it as a bad thing though because it helped me learn what I like and I am better at deciding what toys will work for me now than I used to be.
05/01/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Although I have always been able to find a way to get off with any of the toys we bought, there are certainly ones that just collect dust in my collection. Some toys just aren't meant for certain bodies.
05/01/2011