Have you had a bad experience with a sex toy?

lemony lemony
I'm hoping to keep this playful and fun, I don't intend to have people dig up painful stories at all. I just want to know if anyone has been introduced to a toy that didn't turn out so well either for you or your partner (ie either breaking down in the middle of fun or just not pleasing whatsoever).
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes, I or my partner had a bad experience.
48  (79%)
No, all of my experiences were good.
10  (16%)
Other.
3  (5%)
Total votes: 61
Poll is closed
02/13/2012
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spunkmonkey spunkmonkey
Not yet.
02/13/2012
tigerbabie114 tigerbabie114
Quote:
Originally posted by lemony
I'm hoping to keep this playful and fun, I don't intend to have people dig up painful stories at all. I just want to know if anyone has been introduced to a toy that didn't turn out so well either for you or your partner (ie either ... More
Not yet, I'm just starting out with toys!
02/13/2012
Kush Kush
Noop.
02/13/2012
ksparkles16 ksparkles16
Ya, I've had a few toys that were just plain terrible. One that comes to mine is called the bossy toyfriend. It's so cute and I really wanted to like it but it was so terrible! Didn't have any fun at all. Sometimes, toys are just not made for your specific body.
02/14/2012
Subbi Subbi
Nope, I have been lucky so far!
02/14/2012
sexiskewt sexiskewt
I had one called the stud something or other. Should have known from the cheesy name that it was a cheap toy that only a beginner would buy! It was latex and had such an abrasive texture. Now I only get sterilizable toys; not only do they feel better but you can pass them on if they don't work for you!
02/14/2012
js250 js250
Oh, we have had a few of them. The one that comes to mind, I just did the review, is having a vibrating cock ring snap off my husbands penis and hit me right in the clitoris. Hard! Took a few hour break,
02/14/2012
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Absolutely. Not every toy can be a gem.
02/14/2012
Miss Voluptuous Miss Voluptuous
Yea I tried real hard to use a butt plug that was too big for me. o.0
02/14/2012
sexiskewt sexiskewt
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Voluptuous
Yea I tried real hard to use a butt plug that was too big for me. o.0
Ah, I totally forgot how unsexy my one and only anal attempt was! It wasn't the toys fault though, it was mine.
02/14/2012
Chirple Chirple
My first vibrator ever. Was awful.
02/14/2012
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
That burning sensation of an old jelly toy - something nasty happens to that stuff - or your body just gets sensitized - either way no more jelly for us.
02/14/2012
Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
nothing terrible has happened when using a sex toy, but some were definitely unpleasant like the Butterfly Kiss.
02/14/2012
duff duff
Not yet
02/14/2012
AHubbyof2SexualMinds AHubbyof2SexualMinds
We tried one product years ago that was supposed to aid in oral sex, and it was an unmitigated disaster. It was something I wore while going down on my wife, and she couldn't stop laughing and thought it was awful.
02/14/2012
Wild Orchid Wild Orchid
Once I got an UTI from hell - complete with being woken up by pain at 5 AM.
Once I got a really bad stinging sensation from my old rabbit. The material must've degraded over time. I gave up on it, cut it open and saved the bullet.
02/14/2012
spineyogurt spineyogurt
Major chafing from a lovedoll
02/14/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Of course, bad lubes, bad condoms, bad lingerie, bad vibes that break down after first use...why do you think I'm using EF now?
02/14/2012
Rossie Rossie
I've only had bad experiences with silicone butt plugs and vaginal exercisers.
02/14/2012
zecookiepuss zecookiepuss
Quote:
Originally posted by lemony
I'm hoping to keep this playful and fun, I don't intend to have people dig up painful stories at all. I just want to know if anyone has been introduced to a toy that didn't turn out so well either for you or your partner (ie either ... More
Some just DON'T work for everyone.
02/14/2012
zecookiepuss zecookiepuss
Luckily I've had more good ones than bad, but sometimes you get a bad one. Worth the risk though!
02/14/2012
lemony lemony
Quote:
Originally posted by Wild Orchid
Once I got an UTI from hell - complete with being woken up by pain at 5 AM.
Once I got a really bad stinging sensation from my old rabbit. The material must've degraded over time. I gave up on it, cut it open and saved the bullet.
That's horrible! UTIs are the worst.
02/15/2012
sktb0007 sktb0007
Yes, with jelly. Never again!
02/15/2012
wildorchid wildorchid
My partner was playing with my Nea around my labia, got a bit too close to the opening and the vibe was so slick, it slipped inside! This was our first day using it. I love that little thing, but I had to warn people in my review! We were saved a trip to the emergency room, but my partner really had to dig around to get the right angle to scoop it out. He felt so bad for hurting me and I felt so bad that I worried him. All is well now
02/15/2012
Ms. N Ms. N
I had a jelly toy - one of my first toys, so I didn't know how bad they could be. I thought my privates were on fire. Awful burning. Horrible.
02/15/2012
LAndJ LAndJ
The Twisted Hearts Vibrator felt horrible. I got it free, so I can't complain much, but I'll never use it again.
02/15/2012
idunshire idunshire
I got my boy (the really expensive (for me)) Bo cockring... he HATED it. Apparently silicone cockrings are not his thing, it just sucks that we found out with such a nice one..
02/15/2012
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
8 only good experiences? I am so surprised. lucky bitches
02/15/2012
te te
Have had a item or two that stopped me cold in my tracks.
02/15/2012
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