I wish I hadn't bought this..

Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Do you have any sex toy regrets?

For me, it's the Cone.
12/02/2011
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Contributor: Chirple Chirple
It's not that I wish I hadn't bought them, but that I had started out with something else.

My first toys ever were just too big. I hadn't found this site yet and didn't know a lot about such things - and although they're not gigantic, they were too big for me to actually use so it was a frustrating experience.

They're um.. pretty at least.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
I wish we didn't get the Lelo Bo, totally didn't work for us. We got it on sale though, so it was under 30 dollars. Not too big of a loss.
12/02/2011
Contributor: geliebt geliebt
I'm feeling a little meh about the Power Gem Purple.. I just hate the pearls. They irritate =( no fun at all, but I love everything else about it >.< ugh!
12/02/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Huge regret over my first toy ever, which was jelly.

Moderate regret over the Ina, and the SaSi (though I like it better now that I can actually get off with it). The Swirly Deuce and Swirly Deuce Jr. made me sad, too, but only because they didn't fit me.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
The Vibratex Rosebud... it almost made me quit sex toys altogether.

~M
12/02/2011
Contributor: Cherry21 Cherry21
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Do you have any sex toy regrets?

For me, it's the Cone.
not sure if the cone would be good, but something about it appeals to me for some reasons well. Seems like a big price though. What did you no like about The Cone?
12/02/2011
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Many. Too many to list.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Cherry21
not sure if the cone would be good, but something about it appeals to me for some reasons well. Seems like a big price though. What did you no like about The Cone?
It's just big and bulky. Hard to store, to clean. Not versatile. I'm lazier than that, I guess. Plus, although others have commended it for being humpable, so to speak, I actually found it NOT to be.. At least, not the way I like. Plus it's loud.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
Huge regret over my first toy ever, which was jelly.

Moderate regret over the Ina, and the SaSi (though I like it better now that I can actually get off with it). The Swirly Deuce and Swirly Deuce Jr. made me sad, too, but only because they ... more
Any particular reason with the Ina?
12/02/2011
Contributor: Cherrylane Cherrylane
I absolutely love my liv, but occasionally I wish I had gotten something else. The form 4, for example, is a toy I still really want, but now I keep having reservations about it because I fear it's a little too similar to the liv, and *might* be better and might make my liv go out of quite as much favor. So I've been trying to pick something else that really fills another void.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
The list is long and not distinguished. Off the top of my head...the Doc Johnsons Platinum Silicone Dildo...those ridges make me so aggrivated.
12/02/2011
Contributor: llellsee llellsee
Any toy I have ever regretted buying has been because its simply to big for me.It has taken me a while but I've learnt to stop buying dildos that I know are too large just because I like the look of them.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
Any particular reason with the Ina?
Yeah... the internal motor was ridiculously weak. I could kill the vibrations with my kegels on all but the strongest level or two, and even on those I could dampen it almost all the way.

I still would have used it if I could have controlled the clit motor and the internal motor separately---I liked the clit on the first and second levels, and the internal part on ~9 and 10---but you can only have both on 10 or both on 2. Very frustrating and saddening.

It just doesn't seem like I should be able to squeeze vibrations off with my kegels on a totally rigid toy... especially a $150 totally rigid toy.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
Probably my biggest dissapointment has been the sqweel. Just doesn't do anything for me and I hate cleaning it. It feels like someone is tickling me in a bad way. I know a lot of other people like it though.

I've had a few that I wasn't thrilled about but wouldn't say I was dissapointed with, but I just did not like the sqweel at all.
12/02/2011
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
Yeah... the internal motor was ridiculously weak. I could kill the vibrations with my kegels on all but the strongest level or two, and even on those I could dampen it almost all the way.

I still would have used it if I could have controlled ... more
Woman of steel, eh? that's interesting, though.
12/02/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
All my early jellies. About 15 of them.
12/02/2011
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
Most recently the Astrovibes Aquarius. I only paid $10, so I'm not all that upset about it.

I've bought a lot of toys that didn't work. You live and learn, I guess.
12/02/2011