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Perverting household items

Essin' Em Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?

What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into something a little more naughty? Reply
5 months ago
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?

What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into... More
I have used and broken (coughcough) a taper candle. I was young. I didn't try that one again. Reply
5 months ago
Bulma Bulma
My first sex toy was a round hair brush. (I used the handle of course, the bristles were painful (and yes I did try it once that way)) Pretty gross when I think about it now, but heck I was only 13 and didn't know anything about sex at all.

When I was 17 I bought some bath confetti for the long skinny plastic tube they came in. If my parents only knew :-O

I've also used a vibrating razor as a clit vibe. Of course I took the razor blade off first. That was only done when I was super desperate though, and the vibration isn't strong enough to do much of anything for me now, so it's been about 5 years since I last pretended to take such a long time shaving my legs in the shower.

Ha ha, good thing I discovered sex toys. Who knows what I'd be using now if I didn't have my vibrators. lol What a scary thought. Reply
5 months ago
TexasBrat TexasBrat
I too have used the vibrating razor, sans razor, for a clit stimulator. Reply
5 months ago
OneSexyWifey OneSexyWifey
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?

What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into... More
I've used an electric toothbrush. Not the bristle part (ouch), but the back side of it. Back when I was desperate and didn't have a vibrator. Reply
5 months ago
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by TexasBrat
I too have used the vibrating razor, sans razor, for a clit stimulator.
Oh yes. I remember years ago reading about how the handle for the venis makes a perfect little G-spot stimulator. I tried. I wasn't super impressed. Reply
5 months ago
Beetle Beetle
I think I've done it all. o:

I've used an oddly shaped glass bottle for training my vag muscles. Hardest orgasm I've had to date. =)

Back when I was VERY young I used a crochet hook backwards to make my kitten purr. Surprisingly, it worked. I used to think it was a "nono" to touch myself down there. Reply
5 months ago
Oggins Oggins
Add my name to the vibrating razor perverts! Mine was the venus vibrance. I wasn't impressed with it much either. I left it lying at the side of the tub once and my dog decided to nose around in the bathroom and found it. He "killed" it because it vibrated. And yeah, I'm also a hairbrush pervert as well ;). Reply
5 months ago
Sleeping Dreamer Sleeping Dreamer
Art supplies- crayola markers and I had a vibrating pen which I realized felt pretty good. Reply
5 months ago
Anica Anica
lol...a handle from a halloween prop and a vibrating pen. oh yes, and the removable shower head...my mom always wondered why i took such long showers. Reply
5 months ago
Angelina fan Angelina fan
Bottles of all sorts, and I kid you not a candlestick. It worked pretty well cause it is still in my toybox. Showerheads are fun. I stole the vibrating part out of a back massager one time and really went to town. That was the strongest vibe I have ever seen. Reply
5 months ago
CookieMonster CookieMonster
Remember those squiggly pens? They can still be found at Wal-mart in the toy section. I used those for years. And honestly they gave off some pretty nice vibrations. Reply
4 months ago
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Just yesterday, whilst out with some friends, I bought a tacklebox to act as my sex toy storage. It's actually working out really well, and it'll probably continue to work well until I need a bigger box. (There was a HUMONGOUS box for $25 at Wal-Mart, and I was so tempted to buy it! But my friends persuaded me to start small for now, LOL!) Reply
2 months ago
Greathouse2008 Greathouse2008
I love how I'm the only male here ummm Tried to (cough) make his own lube. I use like allow, shampoo and something else. I wanted to try anal. I got a great orgasm but damn did it hurt haha. Reply
2 months ago
OneSexyWifey OneSexyWifey
Quote:
Originally posted by Anica
lol...a handle from a halloween prop and a vibrating pen. oh yes, and the removable shower head...my mom always wondered why i took such long showers.
Oh yeah. I forgot about the showerhead! That was the best one. I had my first orgasm from a removable showerhead. Didn't know what the heck I was feeling, but I liked it and kept doing it that way for years. Reply
2 months ago
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
A quick snapshot of the tackle toybox:

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I removed a few of my vibrators from the lower compartment so you could see better. The tacklebox was less than $10--I think it was around $7 at Wal-Mart--and tackleboxes come in a variety of sizes, so it's cheap and effective toy storage. As you can see, I use the top shelf for batteries, lubes, and cleaners, and I use the body of the tacklebox to hold my toys...when I get a bigger tacklebox, I'll be sure to get one with a couple of extra levels for more toy storage. =) Reply
2 months ago
Sleeping Dreamer Sleeping Dreamer
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
A quick snapshot of the tackle toybox:

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I removed a few of my vibrators from the lower compartment so you could see better. The tacklebox was less than $10--I think it was around $7 at Wal-Mart--and tackleboxes... More
This looks like a really good idea. TY! :) Reply
2 months ago
Ogre3713 Ogre3713
I love the tackle box. I've been trying to do the same with my girl's toys. But for some reason she likes to keep the in the original packaging. So right now everything's in a huge box in the closet. Reply
2 months ago
DBD DBD
Ice cream scoop. The cover from my hairbrush. One wicked day- someone was trying to talk me into a red bull can- did not do much for me. (It did for him!) The cold water bottle was something else though...

I still wonder about those days sometimes, and what I was feeling. I know I wasn't thinking. Reply
2 months ago
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Ogre3713
I love the tackle box. I've been trying to do the same with my girl's toys. But for some reason she likes to keep the in the original packaging. So right now everything's in a huge box in the closet.
For what it's worth, I like to keep the original packaging on toys made from porous materials, like jelly and cyberskin. (You can see that my Butterfly Kiss--which I have yet to review--is in its original packaging.) Reply
2 months ago
Safo Garcia Safo Garcia
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?

What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into... More
I used electric razors minus the blades too, so I feel like I'm in good company! And the backside of electric toothbrushes. Of course, this was when I was a teenager and didn't have any real vibrators.

Most recently, I used a wooden paint stirrer as a slapper. Reply
2 months ago
Darling Dove Darling Dove
When I was young I used the handle of a makeup brush- the large sort. I also used drumsticks one time. The actual things for drumming, not the food (ick)
I once made myself a toy out of foodsafe (and I assumed bodysafe) polymer clay which when cured is essentially a hard plastic. Now that I'm more in the know, I can't ever believe I stuck such nasty chemicals in myself. One of my friends always used to try to get me to try like... absolutely everything. When I was REALLY young and first started getting horny I used those 'jumbo' crayons you always see in the dollar store.. just about twice the size of a normal crayon. I took the wrappers off them of course.

Jeeze, was I ever confused and stupid. And very horny apparently. Reply
2 months ago
Miss Jane Miss Jane
Quote:
Originally posted by Bulma
My first sex toy was a round hair brush. (I used the handle of course, the bristles were painful (and yes I did try it once that way)) Pretty gross when I think about it now, but heck I was only 13 and didn't know anything about sex at all.

When I... More
Hehe. I've still got two of the little plastic tubes from my bath confetti/body wash set.. they're great! Reply
1 month ago
Miss Jane Miss Jane
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?

What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into... More
Cell phone vibration, pager vibration, clothespins as clamps, soft nylon clothesline used for bondage rope, shoelace used for self-bondage (I was desperate), tubes/containers from bath products for dildos, chain necklace as a flogger.. I'm sure there's others. Reply
1 month ago
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