Perverting household items

Essin' Em Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?

What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into something a little more naughty?
06/29/2008
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Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into ... More
I have used and broken (coughcough) a taper candle. I was young. I didn't try that one again.
06/29/2008
Bulma Bulma
My first sex toy was a round hair brush. (I used the handle of course, the bristles were painful (and yes I did try it once that way)) Pretty gross when I think about it now, but heck I was only 13 and didn't know anything about sex at all.

When I was 17 I bought some bath confetti for the long skinny plastic tube they came in. If my parents only knew :-O

I've also used a vibrating razor as a clit vibe. Of course I took the razor blade off first. That was only done when I was super desperate though, and the vibration isn't strong enough to do much of anything for me now, so it's been about 5 years since I last pretended to take such a long time shaving my legs in the shower.

Ha ha, good thing I discovered sex toys. Who knows what I'd be using now if I didn't have my vibrators. lol What a scary thought.
06/29/2008
TexasBrat TexasBrat
I too have used the vibrating razor, sans razor, for a clit stimulator.
06/29/2008
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into ... More
I've used an electric toothbrush. Not the bristle part (ouch), but the back side of it. Back when I was desperate and didn't have a vibrator.
06/30/2008
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
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Originally posted by TexasBrat
I too have used the vibrating razor, sans razor, for a clit stimulator.
Oh yes. I remember years ago reading about how the handle for the venis makes a perfect little G-spot stimulator. I tried. I wasn't super impressed.
06/30/2008
Beetle Beetle
I think I've done it all. o:

I've used an oddly shaped glass bottle for training my vag muscles. Hardest orgasm I've had to date. =)

Back when I was VERY young I used a crochet hook backwards to make my kitten purr. Surprisingly, it worked. I used to think it was a "nono" to touch myself down there.
06/30/2008
Oggins Oggins
Add my name to the vibrating razor perverts! Mine was the venus vibrance. I wasn't impressed with it much either. I left it lying at the side of the tub once and my dog decided to nose around in the bathroom and found it. He "killed" it because it vibrated. And yeah, I'm also a hairbrush pervert as well .
06/30/2008
Sleeping Dreamer Sleeping Dreamer
Art supplies- crayola markers and I had a vibrating pen which I realized felt pretty good.
06/30/2008
Anica Anica
lol...a handle from a halloween prop and a vibrating pen. oh yes, and the removable shower head...my mom always wondered why i took such long showers.
07/05/2008
Angelina fan Angelina fan
Bottles of all sorts, and I kid you not a candlestick. It worked pretty well cause it is still in my toybox. Showerheads are fun. I stole the vibrating part out of a back massager one time and really went to town. That was the strongest vibe I have ever seen.
07/06/2008
CookieMonster CookieMonster
Remember those squiggly pens? They can still be found at Wal-mart in the toy section. I used those for years. And honestly they gave off some pretty nice vibrations.
07/25/2008
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Just yesterday, whilst out with some friends, I bought a tacklebox to act as my sex toy storage. It's actually working out really well, and it'll probably continue to work well until I need a bigger box. (There was a HUMONGOUS box for $25 at Wal-Mart, and I was so tempted to buy it! But my friends persuaded me to start small for now, LOL!)
09/28/2008
AnalArtist AnalArtist
I love how I'm the only male here ummm Tried to (cough) make his own lube. I use like allow, shampoo and something else. I wanted to try anal. I got a great orgasm but damn did it hurt haha.
09/28/2008
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
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Originally posted by Anica
lol...a handle from a halloween prop and a vibrating pen. oh yes, and the removable shower head...my mom always wondered why i took such long showers.
Oh yeah. I forgot about the showerhead! That was the best one. I had my first orgasm from a removable showerhead. Didn't know what the heck I was feeling, but I liked it and kept doing it that way for years.
09/28/2008
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
A quick snapshot of the tackle toybox:

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I removed a few of my vibrators from the lower compartment so you could see better. The tacklebox was less than $10--I think it was around $7 at Wal-Mart--and tackleboxes come in a variety of sizes, so it's cheap and effective toy storage. As you can see, I use the top shelf for batteries, lubes, and cleaners, and I use the body of the tacklebox to hold my toys...when I get a bigger tacklebox, I'll be sure to get one with a couple of extra levels for more toy storage. =)
09/29/2008
Sleeping Dreamer Sleeping Dreamer
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
A quick snapshot of the tackle toybox:linkI removed a few of my vibrators from the lower compartment so you could see better. The tacklebox was less than $10--I think it was around $7 at Wal-Mart--and tackleboxes come in a variety of sizes, so ... More
This looks like a really good idea. TY!
09/30/2008
Ogre3713 Ogre3713
I love the tackle box. I've been trying to do the same with my girl's toys. But for some reason she likes to keep the in the original packaging. So right now everything's in a huge box in the closet.
09/30/2008
Dragon Dragon
Ice cream scoop. The cover from my hairbrush. One wicked day- someone was trying to talk me into a red bull can- did not do much for me. (It did for him!) The cold water bottle was something else though...

I still wonder about those days sometimes, and what I was feeling. I know I wasn't thinking.
10/01/2008
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by Ogre3713
I love the tackle box. I've been trying to do the same with my girl's toys. But for some reason she likes to keep the in the original packaging. So right now everything's in a huge box in the closet.
For what it's worth, I like to keep the original packaging on toys made from porous materials, like jelly and cyberskin. (You can see that my Butterfly Kiss--which I have yet to review--is in its original packaging.)
10/01/2008
Safo Garcia Safo Garcia
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into ... More
I used electric razors minus the blades too, so I feel like I'm in good company! And the backside of electric toothbrushes. Of course, this was when I was a teenager and didn't have any real vibrators.

Most recently, I used a wooden paint stirrer as a slapper.
10/02/2008
Darling Dove Darling Dove
When I was young I used the handle of a makeup brush- the large sort. I also used drumsticks one time. The actual things for drumming, not the food (ick)
I once made myself a toy out of foodsafe (and I assumed bodysafe) polymer clay which when cured is essentially a hard plastic. Now that I'm more in the know, I can't ever believe I stuck such nasty chemicals in myself. One of my friends always used to try to get me to try like... absolutely everything. When I was REALLY young and first started getting horny I used those 'jumbo' crayons you always see in the dollar store.. just about twice the size of a normal crayon. I took the wrappers off them of course.

Jeeze, was I ever confused and stupid. And very horny apparently.
10/02/2008
Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by Bulma
My first sex toy was a round hair brush. (I used the handle of course, the bristles were painful (and yes I did try it once that way)) Pretty gross when I think about it now, but heck I was only 13 and didn't know anything about sex at all.When ... More
Hehe. I've still got two of the little plastic tubes from my bath confetti/body wash set.. they're great!
10/31/2008
Miss Jane Miss Jane
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into ... More
Cell phone vibration, pager vibration, clothespins as clamps, soft nylon clothesline used for bondage rope, shoelace used for self-bondage (I was desperate), tubes/containers from bath products for dildos, chain necklace as a flogger.. I'm sure there's others.
10/31/2008
chinnaman1 chinnaman1
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into ... More
ballons filled with water and then froze. rough and tough
05/08/2009
Rockin' Rockin'
-Tampons (kept the applicator on) seemed clean enough to me, felt okay.
-Marbles (just pop 'em in! And make sure you COUNT them when you put them in and take them out *cough*) Didn't have any shooters, though, only little marbles
-Sharpie marker...the not-cap end
-One of those hangers with clips...for hanging pants/skirts/etc. I'd clip the clips to my nipples *purr*
05/08/2009
Naughty Student Naughty Student
There is this sort of electric flossing imlement called the waterbird or somthing like that and that thing is so freakin strong on the clit it really desensitized my clit for hours after. It was awesome beacuse it was so powerful and only required one AA battery.

I have used the back of big brushes for spanking. I used to love taking my bath at my mothers home when I used to live there. She has a sort of jacuzi and I experimented by placing my pussy above one of the water jets udner the water. It was so intense, best orgasms ever bcs the stimulation is so deep.

I have used scarves for bondage I onced had a friend over at my house when I was 15 to show me how to do a blowjob using a plastic flashlight. When I was 16 I inserted the stick end of a gilette razor in my pussy and experimented with thrusting.

I had a friend who suggested I roll up my pillow really tight and get on it and pivot my hips to stimulate my clit but I hought it was so inconvenient compared to using my fingers.

I don't use that many non sexual objects today though, maybe I should...
05/09/2009
Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
I've used an electric toothbrush. Not the bristle part (ouch), but the back side of it. Back when I was desperate and didn't have a vibrator.
I just read that the idea for the erosillator 2 came after several electric toothbrushes were returned after they had clearly been used for other than their intended purpose.
05/09/2009
Rossie Rossie
Quote:
Originally posted by Essin' Em
We've all done it...taken normal, everyday things, and turned them into sex toys. Condom covered cucumber? Clothespins as nipple clamps? Wooden spoon (or spatula!) for spanking?What non-sex geared objects have YOU taken hold of, and turned into ... More
A glass bottle from Michaels that has a 2" base narrowing up to 1 1/2" at the mouth with a thick round ridge.
05/21/2009
Pumpkin Lady Pumpkin Lady
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Dove
When I was young I used the handle of a makeup brush- the large sort. I also used drumsticks one time. The actual things for drumming, not the food (ick)I once made myself a toy out of foodsafe (and I assumed bodysafe) polymer clay which when cured ... More
I too used the makeup brush handle. It was the first thing I ever tried, afterward I couldn't look at it the same again and I tossed it in the garbage.

I'm surprised to see how many of us took to finding silly household items as youngsters. How dangerous!
05/21/2009
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